T is for Togetic.

T is for Translator.

4-21-11

Togetic-ku tick! Oops, sorry, I mean, how's it going? I have one of the best paying and most sought after jobs in the whole Pokémon world. I'm a Pokémon-human translator. Sometimes I forget which language I'm speaking in and confuse my friends. I'll be honest, sometimes I do it to my trainer on purpose just to tick him off.

How did I get this strange talent? Well, I'd love to say it came from a lot of hard work and training, and that anyone can do it, but that would be a lie. I'm the one in five million rare cases of a Pokémon born with the natural ability to speak and understand the human language. My trainer and I have put my gift to good use, running our own translation service. You wouldn't believe how well it pays!

What do I normally do as a translator? Well, it pretty much varies, every day I'm doing something different. There are a lot of rich trainers who don't quite understand this whole Pokémon-trainer bond and they think somehow my translating will help them understand each other. Every so often we get a call from Nurse Joy to translate exactly how a sick or hurt Pokémon is feeling. My favorite jobs are acting roles, with my talent I can act for both human and Pokémon ears. Let me just tell you, commercials are the best! They're short, easy to record, and deliver one big paycheck! Can't top that, can ya?