Chapter Synopsis: The sisters sing a song to Lincoln, telling him just how much they appreciate him


We see Luna writing something obsessively. There are countless re-edits on the paper. Glancing at the calendar for Luan's Funny Business, it is March 21, 2018. It seems that Luna has finally finished on what she was working on.

"Finally, I think this is the one. I've been trying to use the correct lyrics for this. I've been working on this composition for almost a year! It's finally ready...we just need to rehearse it."

Luna calls a sibling meeting and explains the situation. The sisters agree and start rehearsing. Lincoln hears some noise from the incredibly thin walls and tries to investigate, but Luna stops him.

"Sorry bro, it's a sister thing." Luna tells him

Lincoln goes away. It took a few tries, and a few hours, but Luna is finally confident enough that they can sing the verses.

"Alright, girls. Remember to give it your best performance. This is for Lincoln, after all."


The sisters enter Lincoln's room and begin to sing Luna's song. Lori begins the song by singing her part first. Not because she's the oldest, but because she's the worst singer. She even admitted it in the episode "Party Down"!

Luna starts to play an accompaniment in B major, 3/4 time, a familiar 7 note tune begins to echo throughout the walls of the Loud house.

It all started on March 13

The day that gave you grief

It all changed with one game

It would never be the same

On day number sixteen

She was pushed to the extreme

After what she has seen

You'll know what we mean

Verse 2; Lucy sings…

It all started when that little twat

With infernal vitriol, she spat

Hurled countless insults

Her very soul, she did assault

A brother and sister devised a plan

They were sure that they can

Break the superstition

That was their mission.

Verse 3; Lisa sings…

So, it fell to Lana to recruit

Convince them to join her group

And lead them away from those brutes.

It was the members of the Trinity

Lori, Lynn, and Lola, you see

Will restore order violently

The balance is getting unstable

And turns dark for our fable.


Luna changes the tune to a 4/4-time, B major song. Verse 4; Lily sings…

A bril penny sicks (April 26)

The TOV did restricks (The TOV did restrict)

In took Ana's rife (Lynn took Lana's life)

Caustin evernding pain and stripe (Causing never ending pain and strife)

On May 20 (On May 20)

An nme insighed (An enemy inside)

Decyded on that daigh (Decided on that day)

Too comit flap inside (To commit fratricide)

Verse 5; Luan sings…

It was exposed at the trial

That Lynn was something truly vile

A merciless sociopath

That would destroy all in her tracks

Savino pulled us through

And got justice for Lana and you

Now that we got rid of that blight

We'll be alright

Verse 6; Luna sings…

But you see we persevered

We lasted an entire year

Suffered through tragedy

Thanks to it, we'll be ready

To overcome all ordeals

It's plain to see and feel

Through our bonds we're linked

There are no more chinks


Luna changes the accompaniment to a slow A major, 4/4-time signature. Verse 7; Leni sings…

It will be her legacy

To repair our family

Dysfunction all but dispelled

Our story ended well

Your sisters will be by your side

We won't ever deride

Our precious brother's likes

We will stop our arguments and fights

Verse 8; Lola sings…

Lana trusted me through and through

She made me promise to protect you

It all started with me, I guess

Putting you under duress

Kindness and generosity

Were what you two have shown me

Those traits have me inspired

To be like the sister whom I've deeply admired

Verse 9; Lincoln sings…

I'm grateful for your support

We have such a strong rapport

I'm so lucky to have you

And everyone knows it's true

Despite all the turbulence

My sisters sought repentance

It was all thanks to our tomboy

For bringing us everlasting joy

Verse 10; Lana sings…

You never accepted my flattery

Not that it matters to me

But it won't override my devotions

And those are my earnest emotions

I've always admired your pacifistic traits

They're what set me straight

It's because of the bond we shared

That let our family be repaired


The song ends triumphantly.

"So, bro, what did you think of that song I dedicated just for you? Did you like it?" Luna asks

"I love it, Luna!" Lincoln replies back

"Rad, then the 11 months I spent fine tuning it was all worth it then." Luna comments

Everyone resumes their daily activities once the song was over. It seems Luna Loud has just made another show stopping performance! Take a bow, Luna! You've earned it.


Author's Note: Luna was working on this song ever since she produced and sung the first song. That happened on May 4, 2017. That means that Luna has been trying to perfect this song for 322 days, or 10 months and 18 days, to be exact! She didn't want to perform it for Lincoln, or even tell the other sisters about her top secret project until she thought it was ready. Lincoln deserves to hear Luna's best work. After all, her brother deserves the best from her, don't you agree?