Chapter Synopsis: The sisters sing a song to Lincoln, telling him just how much they appreciate him
We see Luna writing something obsessively. There are countless re-edits on the paper. Glancing at the calendar for Luan's Funny Business, it is March 21, 2018. It seems that Luna has finally finished on what she was working on.
"Finally, I think this is the one. I've been trying to use the correct lyrics for this. I've been working on this composition for almost a year! It's finally ready...we just need to rehearse it."
Luna calls a sibling meeting and explains the situation. The sisters agree and start rehearsing. Lincoln hears some noise from the incredibly thin walls and tries to investigate, but Luna stops him.
"Sorry bro, it's a sister thing." Luna tells him
Lincoln goes away. It took a few tries, and a few hours, but Luna is finally confident enough that they can sing the verses.
"Alright, girls. Remember to give it your best performance. This is for Lincoln, after all."
The sisters enter Lincoln's room and begin to sing Luna's song. Lori begins the song by singing her part first. Not because she's the oldest, but because she's the worst singer. She even admitted it in the episode "Party Down"!
Luna starts to play an accompaniment in B major, 3/4 time, a familiar 7 note tune begins to echo throughout the walls of the Loud house.
It all started on March 13
The day that gave you grief
It all changed with one game
It would never be the same
On day number sixteen
She was pushed to the extreme
After what she has seen
You'll know what we mean
Verse 2; Lucy sings…
It all started when that little twat
With infernal vitriol, she spat
Hurled countless insults
Her very soul, she did assault
A brother and sister devised a plan
They were sure that they can
Break the superstition
That was their mission.
Verse 3; Lisa sings…
So, it fell to Lana to recruit
Convince them to join her group
And lead them away from those brutes.
It was the members of the Trinity
Lori, Lynn, and Lola, you see
Will restore order violently
The balance is getting unstable
And turns dark for our fable.
Luna changes the tune to a 4/4-time, B major song. Verse 4; Lily sings…
A bril penny sicks (April 26)
The TOV did restricks (The TOV did restrict)
In took Ana's rife (Lynn took Lana's life)
Caustin evernding pain and stripe (Causing never ending pain and strife)
On May 20 (On May 20)
An nme insighed (An enemy inside)
Decyded on that daigh (Decided on that day)
Too comit flap inside (To commit fratricide)
Verse 5; Luan sings…
It was exposed at the trial
That Lynn was something truly vile
A merciless sociopath
That would destroy all in her tracks
Savino pulled us through
And got justice for Lana and you
Now that we got rid of that blight
We'll be alright
Verse 6; Luna sings…
But you see we persevered
We lasted an entire year
Suffered through tragedy
Thanks to it, we'll be ready
To overcome all ordeals
It's plain to see and feel
Through our bonds we're linked
There are no more chinks
Luna changes the accompaniment to a slow A major, 4/4-time signature. Verse 7; Leni sings…
It will be her legacy
To repair our family
Dysfunction all but dispelled
Our story ended well
Your sisters will be by your side
We won't ever deride
Our precious brother's likes
We will stop our arguments and fights
Verse 8; Lola sings…
Lana trusted me through and through
She made me promise to protect you
It all started with me, I guess
Putting you under duress
Kindness and generosity
Were what you two have shown me
Those traits have me inspired
To be like the sister whom I've deeply admired
Verse 9; Lincoln sings…
I'm grateful for your support
We have such a strong rapport
I'm so lucky to have you
And everyone knows it's true
Despite all the turbulence
My sisters sought repentance
It was all thanks to our tomboy
For bringing us everlasting joy
Verse 10; Lana sings…
You never accepted my flattery
Not that it matters to me
But it won't override my devotions
And those are my earnest emotions
I've always admired your pacifistic traits
They're what set me straight
It's because of the bond we shared
That let our family be repaired
The song ends triumphantly.
"So, bro, what did you think of that song I dedicated just for you? Did you like it?" Luna asks
"I love it, Luna!" Lincoln replies back
"Rad, then the 11 months I spent fine tuning it was all worth it then." Luna comments
Everyone resumes their daily activities once the song was over. It seems Luna Loud has just made another show stopping performance! Take a bow, Luna! You've earned it.
Author's Note: Luna was working on this song ever since she produced and sung the first song. That happened on May 4, 2017. That means that Luna has been trying to perfect this song for 322 days, or 10 months and 18 days, to be exact! She didn't want to perform it for Lincoln, or even tell the other sisters about her top secret project until she thought it was ready. Lincoln deserves to hear Luna's best work. After all, her brother deserves the best from her, don't you agree?
