A/N - (See when you review lots I update fast!) The chapter feels "naked" when I don't add an authors note, so here you go:
Lanna says: Luketh... say something inspirational I can put in my authors note?
Lukey says: I'm naked, watching black books, and scratching my balls. I mean...carpe diem.
Lanna says: Hahaha... Awesome
Lukey says: how are we?
Lanna says: We are... cold... I've finally mastered the art of typing while wearing mittens, its one of my greatest achievements.
Lukey says: holy shit, that's fucking awesome
Haha, so there you have it, Luke's words of wisdom, Luke is a legend of randomness-ity. Anywho, thank you all the people that reviewed (especially the ones that pointed out they do review almost every chapter) you make me do my dorky happy dance! and the last chapter got more reviews than I normally get in a shorter amount of time so my "moaning" worked -grins- (I'm not really demanding when it comes to reviews really, if the story is on like 200 peoples fav's, then roughly that amount of people read it... but I usually only get 20 something reviews each chapter, ha it'd be insane if all 200-ish people reviewed) :o)
-Lanna
Notes.
Bella,
Alice, Emmett, Edward.---Alice and Bella walk into the Cullen living room still in their pj's, with their tigger umbrella's worn on their backs like swords (the author is giggling at mental image -smirks-) and they find Emmett sulking and Edward looking at him with an amused smirk or his face---
Why is Emmett sulking?
Is it 'cuz he didn't get to beat on no zombies with a samurai-umbrella?
Samurai-umbrella Alice? Really? -raises eyebrow-?
Yes Eddie, now answer zee question!
Ha, I love it when Batman enforces her authority…
I have authority?! SCORE!… now should I use my new found power for good or for "eevil"…
I strongly suggest "eevil" but while you ponder that… Eddie what's up with Captain Doofus?
He's in a bad mood because he couldn't find Nemo or Wally on Google earth -shrugs-
Hahahahaha! You actually tried that?! Even I'm not that silly :o)
Well… yeah… :o(
What were you expecting, the satellite to zoom in on a little clown fish and a guy in a red and white striped sweater?
Maaay-beh… :o(
Hahaha… idiot.
Shall we cheer you up?
How?
With a STORRRRY!
Yay! We haven't done that in so long!
Okay… you start!
His name was Jeff the lesbian enchanted cactus!
OOH! And her name was Wanny McPink-puff-shizzle.
They met in the ladies toilet in burger king, when the porky pine got breast implants!
And the llama hung its thong on the flagpole outside Buckingham palace in protest as the queen stole his lollypop!!
Then the pope said: "fo shizzle my nizzle I need to go meet rizzle after I pizzle...AMEN"
And Larry the cucumber said: "Bob is very angry I hope he doesn't catch me, its so hard to run with this sombrero on my head".
Then the penguin lost his mojo and ran around the room wearing many a sock and frilly pink knickers…
While the evil mountain goat and his many minions met the pinky fairy in the woods and consummated like bunnies!
And Captain Doofus watched them in awe till they couldn't consummate no more...
Finally They all went to sea in a little pea green boat and lived shiz-fully ever after in Narnia with the twig till death do the penguins part!
The end!
I suddenly feel like I'm in a scene from Alice in Wonderland… with mad hatters and such like…
Woohoo! Me in wonderland!
I think he meant we're being weird and ever so slightly insane :o)
But life is more fun that way! Anywho… did you like the story Cap'n D?!
Yuhuh did it make you smile and feel all "warm and fuzzy" inside?!
As lovely as the story was… I'm still not feeling the warm and fuzzyness that finding Nemo and Wally on Google earth would bring :o(
Darn it! Batman… we'll have to do some extreme cheering up now!
Should we be worried?
Ha, probably Eddie-pants. :o)
Pigeon… are you thinking what I'm thinking?
MOUSTACHE PARTY IN THE BATCAVE!?
Loi! Woohoo!… I was just thinking party but the moustache was a nice touch…
We'll need to decorate the bat cave so its all "fancy pants"!
YAY! -bounces-
Oh for the love of god…
Meet us in the bat cave in 30 minutes with Jazz and Rose too!
What in the world in a moustache party?
A party…
While wearing a fake moustache! Duh! Captain Doofus you had better appreciate the lengths we're going to for your happiness!
Hmm… will there be Spice Girls and Vengaboys music?
Of course! What kind of party would it be without cheesy 90's pop music, pfft…
Score!
We're going to beautify the bat cave to make it even more wonderful than it already is!
Yuhuh… do I get to say it this time?
Say what?
Okay Batman… say eet!
Woohoo! TO THE BATCAVE!!
---Alice and Bella start running up the stairs, but then Bella suddenly runs back and writes something quickly on the note before handing it back to Edward and following Alice---
P.s. Bring your own moustache!
Well done Emmett…
For what?
You couldn't just be happy with the story could you?
Noope!
-Groans-
You know you can't wait to dance to the vengaboys again… while wearing a moustache…
---Edward glares at the grinning Emmett (who is no longer sulking) and then they both go to find Rose and Jasper---
A/N - So this wasn't one of the chapters I had already written but, I found a story that me and my Sarah wrote so decided to make it into a chapter and I read an old myspace comment I sent my friend and I was sulking because I couldn't find Nemo or Wally or Google earth (ha, I actually looked for them, no joke) in America does Wally get called Waldo or something? I couldn't remember…
Lanna says: Ha... do you have anything you'd like to say in my bottom authors note type thing?
Lukey says: yes. lanna is a shining example of womanhood. she has led our humble tribe through many wars, including the great stardust battle through the gallidilion eras. but we have grown, like a ladybird, to urinate on the hand of oppression. we have all this to thank of for towards dear lanna, our leader.
HAHAHAHA! I know a lot of people called Luke, but that one is by far my favourite, he is Luketh The Awesome :o)
-Lanna
