Dear West,

Ja, but would you want me to beat around the bush? Don't believe Hungary she
only has stuff from back when I was a nation which was the last time I did
anything sexual with those two. Even if I was attracted to either of them,
having them tease me about being under your control ruins any romantic thought
I have about them.

You still haven't finished all your paper work and shit? Well if you need help
I'll be in my room. That's okay I'll still wait for you to go to bed since
with Berlin staying with us she deserves a bed and the couch is horrible.

West should I explain to people our kind of brotherly bonding or should I just
keep that secret between you and me? and Hungary since she probably know. I
know no one really thinks we bond but we bond all the time when you're not
busy.

-Prussia


Dear East,

Oh I see, well that makes sense I guess. And I when it comes down to it I don't really care whether you're attacted to either of them or sleeping with them or anything, I still don't really want to be in the same room alone with the three of you. I'm just not cut out for that kind of situation.

No, I'm not done with my paperwork, but I will be soon. There's really no need to wait for me, Berlin won't be staying here tonight, she's apparently gone to Finland's house with Iceland. Apparently he was the one fighting off Russia, which is very odd if you ask me. I also find it weird that she would go closer to Russia when he's been attacking her recently, but if I try to force her to come home she'll only get mad at me and call me sexist again and accuse me of not trusting her and I don't want to deal with that right now.

... please just keep it a secret East, I really don't think other people need to know about that.

Sincerely,

Ludwig