Ichigo: Welcome back to the Fullmetal Alchemist Dare Show of Doom!
Lexxa: And this time we actually have a male reviewer!
Ed: MALE POWER!
Lexxa: But female is still dominate.
Ed: Aw…
Al: What's his name?
Ichigo: Talon Graveshadow.
Lexxa: Epic name.
Winry: It is…
Lexxa: Here are his dares!
Al: Make friends with Domo.
Al: I'm good at making friends!
Domo: Hey.
Al: Hello!
Lexxa: YOU TWO! INTO THE FRIENDMAKING ROOM!
Ichigo: When did we make one of those?
Lexxa: Last Tuesday.
Al and Domo: -go into Friendmaking Room-
Lexxa: Next!
Ed: Hmmm… I got it! Admit that alchemy is evil and goes against the lows of nature, while at Central, in a miniskirt, and then say Mustang's I LOVE DOGS speech.
Ed: …What are you on, and where can I buy some of it?
P.s. No, Im not on anything Ed. You too Scar!
Scar: What?
Lexxa: You'll see after Edward does his dare. NOW DO IT!
Ed: … -goes into Central in miniskirt- …ALCHEMY IS EVIL AND GOES AGAINST THE LAWS OF NATURE!
Passersby: -give Ed strange looks-
Ed: …I LOVE DOGS! DOGS EMBODY LOYALTY! THEY FOLLOW THEIR MASTER'S COMMANDS ABOVE ALL ELSE! BE A JERK TO THEM AND THEY WON'T COMPLAIN AND THEY NEVER ONCE BEG FOR A PAYCHECK! THEY'RE THE GREAT SERVANT OF MAN! OH YOU CANINE HOW WE SALUTE THEE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Lexxa: …How did he remember everything?
Roy: Not even I remember everything…
Ed: …Just move on… Please…
Scar: Kill jacob from Twilight in front of his fangirls.
Scar: BUT THAT'S A SUICIDE MISSION!
Lexxa: Yes it is.
Jacob: …How did I get here?
Fangirls: OHMIGOD IT'S JACOB! I LOVE YOU, JACOB!
Scar: YOUR FACE EXPLODES! –blows up Jacob's face-
Fangirls: -death glare at Scar- GET HIM! –chase Scar around-
Scar: NO! SPARE ME!
Lexxa: I don't think they will. You just killed a key point of their existence.
Scar: NO!
Ichigo: Moving on…
IGHIGOOOOOOOO!: You havent gotton many dares, so… Dye your hair blond, put on an obnoxiously bright orange and blue jumpsuit, put three whisker marks on each cheek, and end every sentence with "BELIEVE IT".
Ichigo: …What's wrong with you?
Lexxa: What's wrong with him what?
Ichigo: …What's wrong with you…believe it…
Lexxa: That's a good boy! Now go put on the jumpsuit and draw on your whiskers!
Ichigo: -goes into the Room of Changing- -comes out in jumpsuit and wearing whiskers on his face- This is torture…believe it…
Lexxa: I like that dare. Next!
Winry: Go to Rush Valley and assassinate all automail mechanics there.
Winry: But then I'll get killed!
Ichigo: BELIEVE IT!
Lexxa: Perfect timing!
Winry: … -goes to Rush Valley and kills all automail mechanics-
Lexxa: RELEASE THE HOUNDS!
Everyone else in Rush Valley: -chase Winry around-
Winry: AHHH!
Lexxa: Next!
Van: Heres a question. Where are you on the badass meter?
Van: …On the what meter?
Lexxa: Badass meter. Are you badass?
Van: …Sure, why not?
Ichigo: …You're not badass, believe it.
Lexxa: Next!
Envy: Do a dramatic Time Lord-like transformation into David Tennant. DOCTAH WHO FTW!
Envy: …Who?
Lexxa: -shows picture-
Envy: -turns into David Tennant-
Ichigo: CAN WE GO TIMETRAVELING, BELIEVE IT?
Lexxa: No. Well, that's all for now! Remember to review so you can get your dares put in here!
Ichigo: How long do I have to talk like this, believe it?
Lexxa: For as long as I tell you to.
Ichigo: Crap, believe it.
Ed: That's really irrelevant…
Lexxa: Yeah, sure is.
Ichigo: Believe it.
