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Hermione Granger happily settled herself down on her comfortable sofa, a pot of tea and a plate of Molly Weasley's delicious biscuits on the coffee table in front of her. She picked up the remote control and turned the television on, flicking it to the correct channel. Crookshanks jumped up and settled on her lap.

"Ron, are you coming? It's on soon, you'll miss it," she cried.

Her favourite muggle band from when she was a child – before Hogwarts – was appearing on the show, and she was keen to see how they'd changed, and hear their new song.

"I'm just making a sandwich, Hermione, I'll be there soon," Ron called out in reply.

Hermione barely heard him, as the popular talk show host introduced the band members as they came out to the stage, and she had to smile at her young crush. He'd aged well in the last decade.

Ron still hadn't appeared during their interview, nor when they had sung their newest hit song.

"Ron," she bemoaned, "You missed it!"

But Ron hadn't heard her. "Be right there," he called cheerfully.

"I should have recorded it," she said to herself. She knew the Weasleys were fascinated by all the technology that was starting to creep into the wizarding world slowly. Percy had been the first to succumb, then George, mostly for the possibility of adapting some WWW merchandise to the muggle world. Bill and Fleur weren't keen, till Ginny showed Fleur how to order clothes from Paris online; now Bill bemoaned her. Charlie had no use, other than as a way of close and immediate contact with the family if they needed him.

The commercials over, the host announced who was to be his guests on his next show, and wound up the show.

"And just before we go, here are the latest You Tube sensations! Simply known as 'Hot Honeymoon Couple', they've garnered close to ten thousand hits for this video alone, although opinion is divided if its because of her or him. Take a look..."

Hermione felt a vague sense of familiarity as the scene began on a beach, and she knew why when she heard someone familiar speaking.

"So it's a lovely hot day here in Sydney, Australia, hope you lot are all enjoying grey, cold London right now."

Ron came and sat next to her, a triple layer sandwich on a plate. "Did I hear Harry?"

Hermione looked in surprise at the size of the sandwich, then her husband – where did he put it all? – then back to the television.

"Hey, it is Harry. How did you get him on the telly, love?" asked Ron, merely curious.

Hermione shook her head. "I – I didn't." They watched as Harry panned his smart phone around the beach, showing clear blue sky and yellow sand.

"I think Ginny has found a new sport to love," said Harry to the camera, standing and walking to the edge of the water. He then zoomed in on her, laying on a board before pushing herself to a standing position, and riding the semi large waves in to shore.

Harry then turned the camera back to himself. He was topless, had his hair up in a bun and had obviously gotten a bit sunburnt, but it had already tanned. He grinned down the camera. "Isn't my wife fucking awesome!'

He kept commentating as he walked back to their pile of towels. " -so we'll be back on Tuesday. I think Ginny's a bit nervous about flying on an aeroplane, but we're both ready to come home and see you all."

"Hey husband!"

Harry turned the camera to show Ginny coming out of the water, holding her surf board under one arm and brushing her hair off her face with the other hand. She walked closer, smirking to see him filming her. "Perve," she said, dropping the board.

Harry turned the camera back to himself. "So this will probably be our last video of our honeymoon in Australia."

Ginny knelt behind him, making faces at the camera over his shoulder. She loped her arms over his shoulders and nipped his earlobe.

"How about you stop fiddling with that phone and come and BBBEEEPP me," she said sultrily.

"Wha'?" asked Ron, swallowing a bite quickly and making himself cough. "What did she say?"

Ginny stood and walked away; Harry winked at the camera. "Sorry, guys, duty calls. See you back in London. This is the Potters, out!"

The screen went blank, but then returned to the television host.

"Who's that? Does he know Harry and Ginny?" asked Ron.

"Ssh," hushed Hermione.

" So there you go. Hot Honeymoon Couple, I guess now we can call them the Potters! Sorry about the beeping but we are a family show. I think you can guess what she really said," winked the host, and the studio audience laughed.

"What did she really say, Hermione?" asked Ron, puzzled.

"And while we wish the Potters a happy honeymoon, looks like that might be it for the famous couple and their videos, if they are heading home to London. Keep a look out for them at the airport next Tuesday, let us know here at the station if you see them. And on that note folks, it's goodbye, till next time!"

The theme song from the show began to play as the credits rolled.

"I don't understand," began Ron.

"Give me your phone," urged Hermione. " Did you send Harry and Ginny's video to YouTube?" she demanded.

"What's YouToob?" asked Ron., watching as she scrolled.

" You sent this to your mum and dad?" asked Hermione.

Ron nodded. "You know Harry and Ginny have been sending them to all of us, but she was worried dad wouldn't know how to open it and watch. So I forward mine on, and tell him what to do."

Hermione paled and scrolled back through his messages for his instructions. Finding nothing untoward, she sat back and thought. "I don't understand how these videos have made it on to YouTube," she mused out loud. She moved Crookshanks so she could grab her new iPad and hit the app for the channel.

" Hot Honeymoon Couple have over one hundred thousand hits," she gasped.

"What's a hit?" asked Ron.

"The number of people who have looked at the video. Oh no, Harry's going to hate this," moaned Hermione.

"Why?"

"Because Harry and Ginny are now famous in the muggle world," cried Hermione.

"For what?" asked Ron.

"For being hot, I guess. Who knows why people want to see videos of another couple's holiday. Ron, we need to find out how all their videos from the last month have ended up on online," said Hermione, standing.

'Are we going to the Burrow? Great, I'm starving," said Ron, already heading for the fireplace.

Molly and Arthur looked up as they both came through the large fireplace. "Oh hello, we were about to head up to bed. It's a bit late for a visit, unless...is everything all right. It's Harry and Ginny, isn't it? Something's happened in that big metal airyplane," said Molly, anxiously.

" No, well, yes," amended Hermione, " it is about Harry and Ginny, but they're fine, they haven't boarded the plane yet, they won't leave till Tuesday."

Arthur nodded. "Yes, Tuesday, they said that in their video, remember, Molly?"

"Yes! So you watched the video well enough? No, er, problems making it start?" asked Hermione.

Arthur shook his head proudly, pulling out his phone. "Hard to believe I can talk to them both right now if I wanted to, even though they are on the other side of the world. Fascinating!" he exclaimed.

"Can you show us how you start watching it please, Dad?" asked Ron.

He nodded and pressed some buttons, and the openeing scene of the beach started to play.

"I don't understand," muttered Hermione.

"I like to watch it on the tube, too," said Arthur.

"YouTube?" asked Ron, looking at Hermione knowingly.

Arthur nodded. "When we get called out to muggle London, sometimes we'll take the tube, just for a bit of fun, you know. Not in any sort of emergency, of course," he hastily added.

"Wait, the tube...you mean the train? Not the online YouTube?" clarified Hermione.

Arthur looked confused. "What's that, dear?" He handed her his phone at her request.

"Oh dear. Mr Weasley, did you press this button here?" asked Hermione.

Arthur nodded. "I was telling Danvers at work about the videos, and this kind young man behind us on the tube was watching, mentioned how hot Ginny was, and I explained to him it was summer there. Anyway, he showed me the button to press, so I could watch it while I ride the train. YouTube for the tube. Genuis, these muggles!"

Hermione smiled faintly, handing the phone back to her soon to be father-in-law. "The thing is, now everyone can see the videos, everyone with a computer or phone similar to these."

"Everyone? All our friends and family?" asked Molly.

Ron shook his head. "Everyone in the whole ruddy world, Mum."

"They've already had over one hundred thousand hits, er, people watching them," explained Hermione.

Molly gasped, one hand over her mouth. Before anyone could say anything else, the Floo flared and Percy stumbled out.

"Why is my sister on my computer...in a bikini?" he demanded.