Dipper Braves Weirdmageddon
Part of The Cowardly Christians Shake up the Falls challenge
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The day after Summerween Eiji bid his new friends farewell and left with their contact information exchanged. Manly Dan was hired to do some serious logging work with his sons two towns over and so Dipper and Wendy were asked to take care of Conner. After breakfast and washing dishes it was time to start the day.
"So Conner what do you want to do today?" Wendy asked.
"Can we go to the Park?" Conner asked.
"Sure." Dipper replied.
The three of them walked to the park where Connor took to the swings while Dipper and Wendy sat at the bench watching him. They were soon joined by a mother who's daughter joined Connor on the swings.
"That your boy over there on the swings?" The mother asked.
"Yes and no." Wendy replied.
"He's not related to us, he is in our care though." Dipper elaborated.
Just then some older boys shoved Connor off the Swing and into the sand.
"Hey!" Connor protested.
"Beat it kid." The biggest boy said.
"Hey he was there first! Wait your turn." The young girl protested.
Suddenly a very large shadow was cast over the children and strong breathing was heard. The older boys slowly turned around to see the Manotaur Chutzpar looming over them.
"You heard the little girl, wait your turn." Chutzpar said before picking the boy up off the swing so Connor can go back on.
Dipper and Wendy revealed themselves from behind Chutzpar to the children.
"Hey pal! Don't let Chutzpar fool you he's a nice guy so long as you give him Jerky and don't tick him off." Dipper explained before handing a bag of Jerky to the lumbering giant.
"Thanks Dipper." Connor said before climbing back on and started swinging again.
Chutzpar faced the boy to Wendy who had a very sour look on her face.
"If I ever see you so much as breathe on Connor... Chutzpar would this kid like to feel the pain hole?" Wendy asked.
"No he would not."
"I'll make the pain hole seem like breakfast to you." Wendy said.
"Okay okay put me down!" The boy shouted before being let go.
"Now scram!" Wendy snarled.
The older boys fled the park as the children continued to swing.
"I'm Sarah."
"I'm Connor."
After playing on the various structures in the park Sarah's mother came to take her home. After Sarahs mother drove off the three walked to Yumberjacks they ordered Chicken and Waffles for Wendy and Dipper and a chicken sandwich meal for Connor.
"I can see why they call this place Yumberjacks." Dipper said before Wendy slapped him playfully.
"Are you two dating?" Connor asked innocently.
"Yeah we are." Wendy replied.
"Good, I like you two together." Connor said before having a sip of his soda. "I never see you two do anything besides those trips into the woods and work at the Shack."
"We ARE kind of busy with that stuff." Dipper explained.
"We go shopping, that's kind of dating." Wendy offered.
"Do you ever go on trips?" Connor asked.
"I haven't gotten a car yet." Wendy replied.
"We should go on a trip someplace, just the two of us. I think it'll be fun." Dipper said taking a bite of his waffle.
"You are the sweetest guy I know..." Wendy said caressing Dippers face, lingering to feel is developing facial hair. "I'm so glad your facial hair is coming in, you look really mature."
"Eww gross!" Connor said.
"Oh you won't say that in 5 years when you're looking at Sarah." Wendy replied.
"Sarah's my friend! That'd be weird!" Connor protested.
"I think that's enough guys. Come on let's show Connor some of the stuff back at the shack in the basement. I think Fords Gnome Queen should be done by now." Dipper said.
"I like the Gnomes!" Connor said. "They're nice."
"Just be sure to give them mushrooms when you want them to help you with something." Dipper said before throwing their trash away.
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End of Chapter 52. Please Review, I enjoy reading them.
