Obligatory one shot; I had to do it eventually. However, I will be doing this mostly for building friendships, and since the characters are all in relationships anyway I see no reason to use "Seven minutes in heaven." This is in canon with How It Should Have Been and is entirely meant to be funny. Age: Violet 16, Klaus 14, Duncan, Isadora, and Quigley 16, Fiona 17. Begin!

~Normal POV

It was a cold, Saturday evening at Whitmore Academy; most of the students in the dorms were at some popular girl's birthday party. With the exception of dorm 337, the residents had been invited to said party but chose not to go; Candace Carmine was kind of a bitch so going to her party wouldn't have been any fun.

Violet had just put Sunny to bed since she wasn't allowed to stay up too late and the rest of the dorm residents had decided to spend the night playing truth or dare. And since they were all in relationships already they didn't have to worry about embarrassing each other too much. Violet and Duncan were sitting together on one couch. Klaus and Isadora were sitting together on another couch. And Quigley was sitting in an armchair with Fiona on his lap. Their game was now in progress and Violet started it off.

"Izzie, truth or dare?"

Isadora thought for a moment, "Dare, I can take it."

Violet smirked, "Tell Klaus the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you."

Isadora blushed, "In front of everyone?" Violet nodded.

The poet sighed and looked at Klaus, "Ok so… when we were living at Prufrock, I came by the shack to pick you guys up for breakfast and I accidentally walked in on you changing into your uniform… I swear I only saw you topless, and it was for like two seconds!"

Everyone else laughed, and Klaus smiled at her and said, "Oh so that's why you were acting weird that day."

Isadora looked at her brothers and asked, "You guys aren't going to hurt him now are you?"

"Nah it was an accident. And it's not like he did anything to you," Duncan answered.

"Now if it had been the other way around then we'd have to kill you," Quigley added.

"Quigley, truth or dare," Isadora asked.

"Dare, I'm not a coward," Quigley said smirking.

"I dare you to let me put make-up on you, and you have to wear it for the rest of the game!"

Quigley's jaw dropped open, "You're evil sis… fine I'll do it, but not too much, ok?"

Fiona let Quigley get up and he followed Isadora into the other room to do his dare.

"I'm sure he won't look too stupid," Duncan said, "It's not like I've never seen him wear make-up before."

Several minutes later, the two returned to their seats. Quigley was now wearing a bit of pink blush, dark blue eyeshadow, and a visible shade of light lip gloss. Duncan and Klaus lost it when they saw him, Violet and Fiona were laughing too.

"Don't worry, Quigley, you don't look that bad," Fiona said comfortingly as she sat back in his lap.

"You guys can laugh all you want, but honestly I look damn gorgeous like this. Alright, Duncan, truth or dare?"

Duncan, obviously fearful that his brother would make him do the same dare, replied, "Truth."

"Hm… what's the dumbest thing you ever did to impress a girl? And it can't be Violet!"

"Oh, this I've got to hear," Violet said.

Duncan blushed sheepishly, "Ok… We were all at an arcade one time; I think it was when we were 12. I saw this cute girl playing Dance Dance Revolution and I thought if I was good at it I could impress her."

"Tell the rest of the story," Isadora commanded.

Duncan sighed, "…I was too good at it and she got offended that I beat her."

Everyone laughed at that and Violet patted his back, "Don't worry, honey, I wouldn't be offended if you beat me in a stupid game."

"Fiona; truth or dare?"

"Truth," Fiona replied calmly.

"How would you honestly feel if Quigley started wearing make-up permanently?"

Fiona chuckled, "I think it'd be weird, but I'd get used to it over time. He does look pretty glamorous."

"Thank you sweetheart," Quigley replied wrapping his arm around her.

"Violet, truth or dare?"

"Dare, I'm game."

"Go put make-up on Duncan so our boyfriends can match," Fiona commanded, with a smirk, "And he has to leave it on for the rest of the game."

Violet smiled, grabbed Duncan's arm and pulled him along with her into the other room. Ad they were walking out, Duncan said, "I hope you know that I hate you, Fiona."

"Love you too!"

"I hope you know that if anyone tries to make me wear make-up I won't do it," Klaus said.

"Don't temp me," Isadora replied with a wink, "I might do it for fun. And I wouldn't want to get left out."

"Don't bother," Quigley said, "His glasses would ruin it anyway."

Klaus gave Quigley an unamused look. Several moments later Violet and Duncan returned. Duncan was now wearing pink blush, lip gloss and Violet's dark purple eyeshadow. Klaus and Quigley couldn't contain their laughter.

"Hm…" Violet looked around the room and smirked, "Klaus truth or dare?"

Klaus gave his sister a wary look, "Truth."

"What's the most embarrassing thing you've done that you don't want Isadora to know about?"

"Violet, I hate you." Klaus racked his brain for a moment; he then sighed and looked at Isadora before saying, "When I was really young I would pretend I was Harry Potter…"

Despite everyone else laughing at his answer, Isadora smiled at him, "That's adorable!" She then snuggled into his arms. Duncan and Quigley pretended to gush over how cute their sister was with her boyfriend.

Klaus rolled his eyes, "Fiona, truth or dare?"

"Dare, I can handle it."

"Would you mind if I use this dare to fuck with Quigley?"

"By all means, please do," Fiona replied, "Now I'm curious."

Klaus smirked, "I dare you to kiss the person on your left."

Duncan, Violet, and Quigley all stared in utter shock.

"Oh, you can't be serious," Isadora said, "Why are you bringing me into this?"

"To fuck with Quigley," Klaus replied.

Fiona shrugged and stood up, "Fine I'll do it; it's just a kiss. How long?"

"Just a peck, but on the lips."

Isadora stood up and moved to stand in front of Fiona, "Klaus, I will get you back for this."

Duncan and Violet were choking back laughter, and Quigley was locked in a stunned silence as everyone watched. Fiona and Isadora leaned in and their lips connected for a second before they pulled away. The two girls then went back to sitting with their boyfriends, unaffected by the exchange. Violet thought it was funny, but the boys were all staring in disbelief that the scene had happened.

"That would have been so hot if that wasn't my sister," Duncan said.

"What the fuck Klaus…" Quigley said, "That one's gonna be hard to beat!"

"I'm afraid to see what you pick next," Fiona said, "Izzie, truth or dare."

"You think I'm taking my chances after that? Truth."

Fiona chuckled, "Is Klaus a better kisser than me?"

"A shit-ton better yeah!"

"Not something we needed to hear," Duncan and Quigley said in unison.

"Violet, truth or dare?"

Violet shrugged, "Dare."

Isadora smirked, "Can I use my dare to get back at Klaus?"

"Absolutely," Violet chuckled.

"I dare you to kiss me."

Klaus, Duncan, and Quigley all stared in shock and Fiona was trying not to laugh. Violet stood up.

"Sure it's just a kiss. On the lips?"

Isadora nodded and moved to stand in front of her. Violet and Isadora kissed for a single second before pulling away and sitting back in their original positions. Fiona was now laughing and the boys were all shocked beyond belief.

Isadora smirked at Klaus, "There. I got back at you."

"Is my brother a better kisser than me," Violet asked jokingly.

"Yes his is! And before anyone asks I'm not going to say who the better kisser was between Violet and Fiona. You can find that shit out yourselves."

"I think that would actually kill Duncan and Quigley," Klaus noted.

Quigley muttered something under his breath but nobody could discern what it was. Duncan was still shocked that his girlfriend had willingly kissed his sister.

Violet smiled at Duncan, "Truth or dare?"

Duncan considered his answer carefully. What could she possibly make him do? "Dare."

Violet laughed, "Wrong answer; I dare you to kiss Klaus."

"Oh, hell no," Duncan and Klaus said simultaneously.

"A dare is a dare, boys," Isadora said, "Just get it over with."

"If you're careful you won't get too much lip gloss on you," Fiona added.

Quigley was smirking in delight at watching his brother's humiliation. Violet was looking at her boyfriend and brother expectantly for their eventual surrender. Isadora and Fiona were both giggling. Duncan and Klaus both sighed in defeat and moved to stand in front of each other.

"Do we really have to do this," Klaus asked.

"I'm sorry, but they won't let up until we do… and I guess it'll give us some insight as to why each other's sisters like us so much."

"Just kiss already," Everyone else commanded.

Klaus and Duncan locked lips for a second before pulling away and avoiding eye contact with each other. Quigley was of course laughing the hardest out of everyone.

Duncan glared at his brother, "You shut up or I'll make you kiss him."

Quigley grinned, "Not if I have anything to say about it."

Duncan, undeterred by the response, decided to go about it a different way, "Izzie, truth or dare?"

"Truth."

"What was the first couplet you wrote about Klaus?"

Isadora blushed heavily, "I hate you Duncan…" She turned to Klaus, "The first couplet I wrote about you was: 'It would be a rush to last, if you were pressed against me real fast.'"

Violet and Fiona laughed, "Damn Izzie you're a pervert!"

"Oh, yeah like you two are ones to talk." Isadora pointed at Fiona, "Everyone in this dorm has walked in on you and Quigley making out," She pointed at Violet, "And you straight up share a room with Duncan. And you two call me a pervert? At least when Klaus and I make out we do it in private! Alright last round before bed: Quigley, truth or dare?"

Quigley glanced at Duncan, thinking he was safe from the previously made threat, and confidently said, "Dare."

"I dare you to kiss Klaus."

"Fuck you, Isadora."

"Hey that's Klaus' job," Fiona said giggling; she stood to let Quigley get up.

Klaus sighed in defeat, "I'd better get compensation for doing this."

Klaus and Quigley kissed for a split second and pulled away, while everyone else laughed.

"So, which of my brothers in the better kisser," Isadora asked jokingly.

"I am not answering that question."

The six teens went to bed for the night. Out of sympathy for the embarrassing dares, Fiona switched rooms with Klaus, so he and Isadora could sleep together; while she and Quigley slept together. All in all it was a pretty fun night despite how weird it got towards the end.

And it would be a pretty funny story to tell people in the future.

~The End!

I have nothing to add here! Remember this was just meant to be funny! Bye!