The Mega AllStar Fanfiction Royal Rumble
Summary: Three hundred of the best wrestlers and characters (yes, I did say 300) compete in a wild and insane Royal Rumble match featuring two rings, pure insanity, and a huge cash prize.
Disclaimer: I don't own WWE, IMPACT Wrestling, Lucha Underground, Ring of Honor, New Japan Pro Wrestling, FOX network, CBS, Mattel, Hasbro, Capcom, Universal Pictures, Paramount Pictures, TBS, or any company whatsoever.
Myself and UltimateWarriorFan4Ever created the list of entrants. But, UltimateWarriorFan4Ever helped me with eliminations and everything else.
Rated T for wrestling violence and language.
This is a special request for Jeff Hardy Fan VR1.
Chapter 51: Rumble is Jericho
The fans then started to count down to the next entrant.
10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...BZZT!
Entrant #246: Mai Shiranui (King of Fighters)
Out of the stage came the King of Fighters beauty, Mai Shiranui, as the male fans cheer for her (mostly for her sex appeal).
"I'm telling you, this rumble is the best rumble I ever seen," Jerry Lawler said.
"Mai Shiranui from the game series, King of Fighters, is entrant two hundred and forty-six," Michael Cole said.
Mai runs down the ramp and she enters the ring, then Mick Foley swings the chair at Mai, but she ducks the shot.
"Mai ducks the chair," JBL said.
Mai bounces off the ropes and she ducks the chair shot again.
"Mai ducks the chair again," Jerry Lawler said.
Then, Mai springboards off the ropes, and nails Mick with a springboard dropkick with his face hitting the chair and taking him down.
"What a springboard dropkick onto Mick from Mai," Michael Cole said.
In ring two, Sheldon Cooper begins to deal out punches to the face of Johnny Mundo.
"I'm amazed Sheldon has enough strength to deal out those punches," JBL said.
After ten punches, Sheldon nails a roundhouse kick to Johnny's face, taking him down.
"And a roundhouse kick takes down Johnny," Jerry Lawler said.
In ring one, Luke Skywalker lifts up Hunter Huntsman and places him on the top rope on the top right corner of ring one, then he flips Hunter upside down on the corner.
"Oh boy, Luke is looking to kick Hunter out of existence," Michael Cole said.
Luke then backs up and then he runs up and nails Hunter with a tree of woe dropkick.
"Ouch, what a loud dropkick onto the face of Hunter," JBL said.
As Luke gets up, Trent nails him with a spinebuster.
"Spinebuster from Trent on Luke," Jerry Lawler said.
In ring two, Daniel Bryan starts to begin a series of kicks to the chest of Johnny, with the fans chanting "Yes" for each kick.
"Daniel has been kick crazy in this rumble," Michael Cole said.
After ten kicks to Johnny, Daniel runs up and nails Invisi Billy with a running dropkick.
"Now Billy gets taken out by a running dropkick from Daniel," JBL said.
As Daniel got up and with fights happening in the two rings, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron, which means another entrant was on their way to the rumble.
"Who's entering the rumble next," Jerry Lawler said.
10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...BZZT!
Entrant #247: Damien Sandow
With the Hallelujah chorus playing throughout the stadium, out of the stage came the returning Damien Sandow, who came to a decent ovation from the crowd.
"We have the return of the intellectual superstar," Michael Cole said.
"Damien Sandow is entrant two hundred and forty-seven in this rumble," JBL said.
Damien then runs down the ramp and he enters the ring, he then nails Tyler James with a running forearm to the face.
"Running forearm on Tyler," Jerry Lawler said.
Then, Damien nails a clothesline onto Trent.
"Now a clothesline onto Trent," Michael Cole said.
But when Damien turned around, Luke nails him with a running knee to the face.
"That knee almost broke Damien's nose on impact," JBL said.
Meanwhile in ring one, Abbey picks up a chair and freezes the chair in ice, ready to strike anyone with that chair.
"It's déjà vu all over again, Abbey has an ice chair," Jerry Lawler said.
Before Abbey could strike, Mai nails her with a Van daminator, the impact knocks Abbey over the top rope and onto the floor as the fans gave a loud positive ovation and even chanting "thank you Mai" for that elimination.
"Ouch, that Van daminator just cost Abbey the shot at winning the rumble," Michael Cole said.
215th eliminated: Abbey Bominable, by Mai Shiranui, Duration-33:22
As Abbey left the ringside area angry, in ring two, Dean Ambrose got Rey Mysterio in the bottom left corner and gives him a ten punch salute in the corner.
"Dean is firing off punches onto Rey in the corner," JBL said.
After ten punches, Dean picks up Rey and moves out of the corner, then Deadpool runs up and gets Rey with a blockbuster neckbreaker, while at the same time Dean hits a spinebuster, perfectly getting Rey with a spinebuster/blockbuster combination.
"What a combo from the two lunatics, they are destroying the rumble," Jerry Lawler said.
In ring one, Batman was nailing a series of forearms to the face of Kofi Kingston.
"Batman is wearing down Kofi with a series of forearms," Michael Cole said.
After ten forearm shots, Batman gets Kofi with a belly to belly suplex.
"Now a belly to belly on Kofi from Batman," JBL said.
As Batman got up and with fights happening in the two rings, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron, which means another person was going to enter the match.
"Who's about to enter next," Jerry Lawler said.
10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...BZZT!
Entrant #248: Xander (BUNK'D)
Out of the stage came this handsome teenage male with brown hair, wearing a red Camp Kikiwaka shirt, black shorts, black wrestling boots, holding a guitar in his hands, and driving a four wheeler, it was a guy named Xander and the crowd gave him a brilliant ovation for his entrance.
"Great, what's with the teenagers in the rumble," Michael Cole said.
"That teen is Xander from the Disney series, BUNK'D, who is entrant two hundred and forty-eight," JBL said.
Xander rides his ATV down the ramp and parked it at ringside, then he tuned his guitar and was prepared to sing a song.
"Is this guy really going to sing in the middle of this rumble," Jerry Lawler said.
"Here we go, we're leaving this city behind right now, let's gather by the campfire light, and sing this song, KIKIWAKA," Xander singed until Kofi grabbed the headstock of the guitar, and then Xander yanks the guitar off of Kofi and nails him in the head with guitar, breaking the guitar as the fans cheer for the move.
"I guess Kofi doesn't like music and pays the price for grabbing the guitar," Michael Cole said.
As Xander entered the ring, meanwhile in ring one, Luke gets Dipper Pines with a powerslam.
"Luke powerslams Dipper onto the mat," JBL said.
Then, Mick runs up and drops an elbow onto the chest of Dipper.
"Now Mick nails an elbow onto Dipper," Jerry Lawler said.
Then, Mick and Luke pick up Dipper and toss him over the top rope and onto the floor as the fans gave a few boos for that elimination.
"Dipper couldn't take the pain and now he's out," Michael Cole said.
216th eliminated: Dipper Pines, by Luke Skywalker and Mick Foley, Duration-32:29
As Dipper left the ringside area, in ring two, Twilight Sparkle gets Steven Hyde into the top left corner of ring two and she starts to choke out Steven with her boot across his throat.
"Twilight is just choking out Steven with her boot," JBL said.
After ten seconds of putting on that choke, Twilight whips Steven off the corner and Porter Geiss gets him with a clothesline.
"Steven gets hit with a clothesline from Porter," Jerry Lawler said.
In ring one, Geoff and Bridgette got Angry Grandpa with three punches in a row to the face, then they hook his arms around their necks, and they give him a double suplex.
"Double suplex from Total Drama's original couple," Michael Cole said.
As Geoff and Bridgette got up and with fights happening in the two rings, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron, which means another person was going to enter the match.
"Who's ready to enter the rumble next," JBL said.
10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...BZZT!
Then, the lights go out again in the stadium, it seems that was happening a lot at this event.
"Another power outage, it seems this is happening more than the Super Bowl," Jerry Lawler said.
Then, a blast of pyro went off and followed by...
Break the walls down, break down the walls.
Entrant #249: Chris Jericho
"Y2J is here and he's ready," Michael Cole said.
"Chris Jericho is entrant two hundred and forty-nine, a favourite to win the match," JBL said.
With those words coming from the speakers, Chris appeared on stage and then he runs down the ramp and he enters the ring, he then gets Hunter and Tyler with a double clothesline.
"Double clothesline from Y2J," Jerry Lawler said.
Then, Chris nails Mai with a dropkick.
"Now a dropkick onto Mai," Michael Cole said.
Chris sees Angry Grandpa down, so he hops onto the middle ropes and nails a lionsault onto Angry Grandpa.
"Lionsault on Angry Grandpa from Jericho," JBL said.
In ring two, Bray got Deadpool in a reverse STO position, but then Deadpool pushes Bray towards the ropes and suddenly, Roman Reigns comes out of nowhere and nails Bray with a Superman punch as the fans gave a loud cheer for the move.
"Where did Roman come from," Jerry Lawler said.
"He must have come out of the audience and nails a Superman punch on Bray," Michael Cole said.
Then, Deadpool grabs Bray and tosses him over the top rope and onto the floor as the fans gave huge cheers for that elimination.
"That distraction from Roman costs Bray the rumble," JBL said.
217th eliminated: Bray Wyatt, by Deadpool, Duration-12:21
When Bray gets up, Roman runs up and gets Bray with a brutal spear as fans cheer for Roman for his payback on Bray.
"Roman spears the eater of worlds, that's karma Bray," Jerry Lawler said.
As Roman left the ringside area, in ring one, Batman starts to give Damien a series of headbutts.
"Batman is just head butting Damien like crazy," Michael Cole said.
After ten headbutts, Batman lifts Damien upside down and gives him a piledriver.
"Now a piledriver, Damien has hardly gotten any offence in the rumble," JBL said.
Batman gets up and he picks up Damien, then he tosses Damien over the top rope and onto the floor, ending Damien's run in the rumble.
"Batman eliminates Damien from the match," Jerry Lawler said.
218th eliminated: Damien Sandow, by Batman, Duration-2:43
As Damien left the ringside area, Chris gets Batman with a bulldog.
"What a bulldog on Batman," Michael Cole said.
Then Chris gets up, hops onto the middle ropes, and gives Batman a lionsault.
"Another lionsault, this time onto Batman," JBL said.
As Chris gets up and with fights happening in the two rings, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron, which means another person was going to enter the rumble.
"Who's about to enter the rumble next," Jerry Lawler said.
10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...BZZT!
Entrant #250: Monty Monogram (Phineas & Ferb)
Out of the stage was the son of Major Monogram, Monty Monogram, who comes out to a standing ovation from the crowd.
"I think Hunter might be in trouble here," Michael Cole said.
"From the Disney series, Phineas & Ferb, it is Monty Monogram, who is entrant two hundred and fifty," JBL said.
Monty then runs down the ramp and he enters the ring, he then gets Maddie Rooney with a hurricanrana.
"Hurricanrana on Maddie," Jerry Lawler said.
Monty gets up and nails Trent with a Fameasser.
"Fameasser on Trent from Monty," Michael Cole said.
Monty gets up and gets Tyler with a swinging neckbreaker.
"Now a swinging neckbreaker onto Tyler," JBL said.
In ring two, Austin Moon hooks the arm of Austin Aries around his neck, and gives him a suplex.
"What a suplex by Austin Moon on Austin Aries," Jerry Lawler said.
Then suddenly, Anne Maria runs up and gets Austin Aries with a standing shooting star press.
"What a shooting star press by Anne Maria, she didn't need to climb up to the top rope to do it," Michael Cole said.
In ring one, Xander gets Stardust with a blue thunder bomb.
"Blue thunder bomb by Xander on Stardust," JBL said.
Then, Chris hops onto the middle ropes and gets Stardust with a lionsault.
"A third lionsault from Chris onto Stardust," Jerry Lawler said.
Then, Xander and Chris pick up Stardust and toss him over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating him from the match.
"Those brutal moves ends Stardust's run in the rumble," Michael Cole said.
219th eliminated: Stardust, by Chris Jericho and Xander, Duration-9:30
As Stardust left the ringside area, in ring one, Hunter gets Monty with a back body drop over the top rope, but Monty held onto the top rope for safety and remained on the apron.
"What a close one for Monty, he nearly got eliminated," JBL said.
Then, Hunter tries to get Monty, but Monty strikes him with a shoulder block to the ribs, then Monty gets Hunter with a sunset flip back into the ring.
"Shoulder block by Monty, followed by a sunset flip into the ring," Jerry Lawler said.
With Monty still holding onto Hunter, Monty stands up and gets Hunter upside down, then he gets him with a Styles clash.
"Styles clash on Hunter from Monty," Michael Cole said.
In ring two, Twilight gets Steven up onto the top rope on the top left corner of ring two, then Twilight climbs up to the top rope as well.
"Oh man, I think we are about to have an earthquake here," JBL said.
Then, Twilight hooks Steven's arm around her neck and she gives him a top rope superplex as the fans went crazy for the move.
"That was a crazy superplex, Twilight and Steven are down and out," Jerry Lawler said.
With Twilight and Steven down and with fights happening in the two rings, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron, which means another person was going to enter the rumble.
"Who's entrant two hundred and fifty-one," Michael Cole said.
To be continued...
Wow, now that Chris Jericho is in the match, we definitely have a new favorite to win the match, but can anyone stop him? Anyway, here are the stats after this chapter.
Entries gone through this story: 250
Entries left: 50
People in the ring: 31
Eliminated competitors: Barry Eisenberg, Heath Burns, Rikishi, Christie Monterio, King Barrett, Rob Van Dam, PJ Black, Bobby Roode, Michael Bennett, Lelouch Lamperouge, Chris, Rhyno, Courtney, Mark Henry, Ash Williams, Zack Ryder, Dan Hibiki, Mojo Rawley, Farkle Minkus, Leela, Hernandez, Tyler Breeze, Honky Tonk Man, Jeremy Buck, El Torito, Angélico, Tommy Dreamer, Morrigan Aensland, Psymon Stark, Vincent Valentine, Tourette's Guy, Pentagon Jr., Jack Swagger, Eric Young, Naruto Uzumaki, Rangiku Matsumoto, Eric Forman, AJ Styles, R-Truth, Finn Balor, Joey Gladstone, Luke Harper, The Nostalgia Critic, Bram, Pac-Man, Bender, Jill Valentine, Son of Havoc, Sunset Shimmer, Pacifica Northwest, Eric Cartman, Chris Redfield, Viktor, Ally Dawson, Captain America, Ron Zombie, Sexy Star, Naldo Montoya, Mitsurugi, Simon Gotch, Aiden English, Mr. Anderson, Penny, Donkey Kong, New Jack, Alan Harper, Matt Morgan, The Green Arrow, Tajiri, The Big Show, Bubba Ray Dudley, "Razor" Jake Clawson, The Miz, Falco Lombardi, Jimmy Uso, Kevin Owens, King Cuerno, Eva, Jeff Jarrett, Wolverine, Jessie Godderz, Booker T, D'Angelo Dinero, Brian Kendrick, Shinsuke Nakamura, Bo Dallas, Kurt Angle, The Sandman, Heihachi Mishima, Mil Muertes, Matt Sydal, Patrick Star, Roman Reigns, Al Bundy, Frankie Kazarian, Marco Diaz, Star Butterfly, Dalton Castle, Cid Highwind, Ed, Edd, Duncan, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, Jesse Katsopolis, Matt Taven, Iori Yagami, Luigi, Dean Winchester, Mario, Knuckles the Echidna, Texano, Steve Urkel, Jay Briscoe, Darkwing Duck, Ethan Carter III, Wreck-It Ralph, Homer Simpson, Jake "The Snake" Roberts, Tyrus, Awesome Kong, Hiroshi Tanahashi, Lashley, Big Ryck, Dolph Ziggler, Roderick Strong, Guile, Abyss, SpongeBob SquarePants, Neville, Danny Tanner, Sabu, Triple H, Bud Bundy, Shelby Marcus, Caleb Konley, The Flash, Jay Lethal, Seth Rollins, Shikamaru Nara, Aster Phoenix, Max Buck, Apple White, Flash Sentry, "T-Bone" Chance Furlong, Sheamus, Sin Cara, Maxi, Sami Zayn, Daring Charming, Liv Rooney, Sting, Eddie Winslow, D-Von Dudley, Kenny King, Heather, Kyo Kusanagi, Hulk Hogan, Byakuya Kuchiki, Snake Plissken, Lightning, Blondie Locks, Rusev, Link, The Undertaker, Leonard Hofstadter, Matt Hardy, Curtis Axel, Cody Lambert, Justin, Sparrow Hood, Enzo Amore, Rockstar Spud, Adam Rose, Bart Simpson, Bull Dredd, Sub-Zero, Gunner, Vanessa Doofenshmirtz, Cage, Fry, Drago, Konnor, Sonic The Hedgehog, Big E, Cloud Strife, Diamond Dallas Page, MVP, Hideo Itami, Ashlynn Ella, Brian Anthony, Leshawna, Aero Star, Chavo Guerrero, King Leonidas, Darren Young, Cedric Alexander, Kazuya Mishima, Scorpion, Ryback, Dawn, D.J, Charlie Harper, The Rock, Rouge The Bat, The Godfather, Barret Wallace, Cesaro, Fenix, Jack Evans, Blue Demon Jr., Ichigo Kurosaki, Pickleboy, John Cena, Abbey Bominable, Dipper Pines, Bray Wyatt, Damien Sandow, and Stardust.
Still in the match: Trent, Tyler James, Johnny Mundo, Austin Moon, Hunter Huntsman, Dean Ambrose, Steven Hyde, Anne Maria, Sheldon Cooper, Daniel Bryan, Austin Aries, Geoff, Porter Geiss, Maddie Rooney, Batman, Twilight Sparkle, Deadpool, Angry Grandpa, Randy Orton, Rey Mysterio, Bridgette, Kitana, Invisi Billy, Liu Kang, Mick Foley, Luke Skywalker, Kofi Kingston, Mai Shiranui, Xander, Chris Jericho, and Monty Monogram.
Longest time in the ring: Trent (Two hundred and four minutes and counting.)
Shortest time in the ring: Adam Rose (1.7 seconds)
Most eliminations: Leshawna (nineteen eliminations)
Will Trent be able to last through the rest of the rumble?
Will Hunter and Monty keep fighting with each other?
And can anyone stop Xander or Chris Jericho?
You have to tune in to find out.
