Dear Diary,

SO MUCH DRAMA! Seriously, Diary, there's so much that I don't even know if I will be able to fit it on one page. Red kicked Hyde out for bringing pot into his house, and then I found out that Jackie was the whole reason Hyde got arrested in the first place! It was her pot that he got arrested for, and she was responsible for the whole mess! So I told Red and Kitty the truth so that they wouldn't kick Hyde out, which was hard cuz Jackie was choking me the entire time! She was only worried about her fantasy love life with Hyde-damn, she was being selfish! Now I have her handprints on my neck.

And then the really big thing-Eric told Red that he smoked pot, too! Now Red's all pissed and he said that he was really gonna "buckle down" and he even put a smoke detector in the basement. Jesus, what would happen if my parents found out that I did it, too?

Donna Pinciotti