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Female Goku = Goku; Male = Gokou
Chapter 44: You Probably Shouldn't Do That!
Perfect! Just perfect! Now look at what he'd gotten himself into. 'I knew this was a bad idea! I haven't even helped one bit!' Trunks eyebrows drew together in frustration. Vegeta was glaring daggers at him. The rest of the group was eyeing him speculatively. Vegeta had definitely made a huge point. 'But if I tell him… he's probably going to have an aneurism!'
"Don't gawk at me like a stupid animal. You heard me! I want the truth and I want it now!" Vegeta spat venomously.
Trunks sighed exasperatedly. 'I don't see a point in hiding from my past anymore…' Trunks straightened up and looked Vegeta in the eyes unfalteringly. "I'm not a bad person like you're thinking." Trunks narrowed his eyes. "And I'm not hiding any dirty secrets from you guys. Whether you believe me or not, I'm only here to help, and my motives haven't changed one bit since I first arrived."
"Trunks," Krillin interrupted. "I believe you, but Vegeta's got a point. You're hiding things from us. Now that I think of it. I really don't know anything about you. I know we all have tons of questions to ask you. Though, I really just want one answer. Who are you?"
Trunks was silent for a moment and then replied, "I'd be glad to tell you Krillin, but first, I want to have everyone around to hear what I have to say."
Vegeta huffed in annoyance. "Who else needs to know. Nobody that's who! Stop putting it off!"
Trunks glared at Vegeta, and for a moment, he looked exactly like him. "I don't care what you think. I know that some other people deserve to hear what I have to say! I'm not going to tell you anything until you agree to my terms!"
Trunks could tell for a moment that he'd caught Vegeta off guard. His scowl had dropped for what felt like a millisecond, and it was replaced momentarily by a look of alarm. 'Mom,' Trunks thought suddenly. 'He doesn't want her to know about me! I wasn't planning on telling her, but she deserves to know the truth. He didn't realize that my secrets were actually a convenience for him. Now my mother will know…'
Trunks leaned in close to Vegeta, his mouth hovering an inch from his ear. "She needs to know too," he whispered.
Goku narrowed her eyes in annoyance. "So, King Kai, are you done laughing yet?"
King Kai muffled his fit of laughter and without warning, stood up erectly, coughed into his hand, and nodded his head yes.
Goku let out a sigh of relief. "Thank Kami…" she murmured.
King Kai cleared his throat. "So what brings you and your gender-bended clone here to other world to see me?"
"Well…" Goku began, but she was cut off by:
"Oh! Don't tell me you've finally just come for a visit! You came because you want to keep me company, am I right, or am I right? You know, it gets kind of lonely up here living with a monkey and a flying grasshopper."
"Hey!" Gregory shouted, accompanied by an annoyed sounding "Ooooh, Ooooh, Ooooh," and some fist pounding coming from none other than Bubbles.
King Kai just casually waved their protestation off. "It gets a little aggravating when you're only visited because someone needs something from you… tips, training, help saving the world, secret recipes… you know, the whole shebang. Geeze, I like to just sit and chat sometimes too ya' know."
Goku's face drained of all its color. "Actually…" she began.
King Kai laughed heartily and patted her on the back. "But not you, you're a great pal! I know you didn't come here just for help. You came to just shoot the breeze with me, right?"
"Uh… um not s – so much…" Goku stuttered.
King Kai's smiled melted into a frown. "What do you mean?"
Goku glanced at her companion for help, receiving zilch; she turned back to King Kai with an apologetic smile. She scratched the back of her head nervously. "Well, you see…"
"I asked her to bring me here," Gokou blurted out.
King Kai narrowed his eyes. "So you didn't want to just visit after all."
Goku bit her lip. "Well…"
Gokou interrupted again. "Oh c'mon! You have to know what's happening on Earth right now!"
King Kai clasped his hands behind his back. His face morphed into a serious expression. "Ah… yes, you mean Cell. I've been following along with the goings on. I am in charge of the north quadrant of this galaxy you know."
Gokou clenched his fists. "Then you should also know that this is no time for joking!"
Goku's eyes widened in alarm. "Stop!" she whispered. "You're being disrespectful!"
"The girly Goku is right," King Kai replied. "How do you expect me to help you if you're being so disrespectful to me?"
"Look who's talkin'," Goku muttered beneath her breath.
"What was that?" King Kai snapped.
"Nothing…" Goku murmured. "You do realize that if you don't help us, Cell is going to destroy the whole universe, right?"
King Kai fidgeted for a moment. "Maybe so…"
"What do you mean maybe so? He will!" Gokou argued. He got down on his knees and begged, "Please King Kai! I apologize for disrespecting you! I need to become stronger so that I can defeat Cell! I need your help! Please train me!"
King Kai's mouth was set firmly in a straight line. He adjusted his sunglasses casually before replying. "No deal."
"What?" both Saiyans shouted.
Goku grabbed a hold of his shirt. "You have got to be kidding me King Kai!"
King Kai's deadpan expression faltered for an instant and his lips began to twitch up into a smile. His face turned from a turquoise blue to a fiery red. It looked almost as if flames could come out of his ears. He couldn't hold it in any longer. If he did, he might explode. He burst out into uncontrollable laughter.
Goku stood in utter shock. She understood what he was doing now. "You're kidding me…" she muttered, letting go of his shirt.
"What's so funny? Why are you laughing? This is serious!" Gokou shouted heatedly.
King Kai tried to muffle his laugher. He pointed at the two of them. "Gotcha!" he exclaimed delightedly. "You should have… ha-ha… seen the look on… ha-ha-ha… your faces!"
15 minutes of laughter later:
Gokou gave his counterpart a skeptical look. "Are you sure this guy is going to be able to help me get stronger."
"Yes," Goku replied.
Gokou turned his attention to King Kai. "So you're going to train me now, right?"
"No," King Kai stated.
Goku slapped her forehead in annoyance. "That joke is old now, King Kai."
King Kai crossed his arms and shook his head. "You of all people should know by now," he began. "In order to receive my training, you must first make me laugh."
"Seriously?" Gokou asked in disbelief.
"Seriously," Goku answered.
Gokou inched closer to her and whispered in her ear. "Is this guy even sane?"
Goku snickered. "I can't answer that one!"
"Hey! I have good ears, you know! I heard that!" King Kai shouted.
Goku patted King Kai on the back lightheartedly. "Hehe… I was just kidding."
"Whatever," King Kai grumbled. "Anyway, it's joke time."
Gokou frowned. "Do I really have to?" he whined. "I'm no good at making jokes come out of nowhere!"
King Kai sighed. "The joke itself doesn't matter so much as how you present it."
"What do you mean that the joke doesn't matter? It has to be funny to be a good joke, right?" Gokou asked.
"Well, yes, but you can't make a good joke if you're all pent up like that. Staying loose is the key. Most importantly, don't screw up the delivery! The punch line is the most important part!"
Gokou scratched the back of his head in confusion. "Er… alright."
Gokou paced around for a minute. "C'mon, think… think…" he muttered.
"Having trouble, eh?" said King Kai. "Well, why don't you just give up and go then?"
Gokou snapped his head in King Kai's direction. "Never!" he shouted. He clenched his fists together in fierce determination, appearing almost as if he were about to power up. "How do… how do we know that the Earth won't come to an end?" he asked.
"Um… what?" King Kai mumbled.
"Because it's round!" Gokou shouted.
King Kai stared blankly at Gokou for a moment. The tension was hanging in the air. Had his joke been funny enough?
King Kai shook his head in disappointment. "Lousy… No good at all… Your delivery was all off! You might as well give up!"
Gokou gasped and stammered, "N – no! I will not give up!" He tapped his foot on the ground impatiently and thought hard before announcing, "I've got another one that will blow your socks off!"
King Kai yawned, "Let's hear it then."
Gokou smiled. "Alright, if you're sure you can handle it!" He clasped his hands together and smiled deviously. "Here it goes: What do you call a cow with no legs?"
Goku smiled ecstatically. "Oooh! Oooh! Let me guess! Um… um… chopped steak?"
Gokou shook his head. "Nope, try again!"
"Oooh! Wait! I know what it is! Master Roshi told me this one years ago!" Goku exclaimed, jumping up and down.
"Well, then what do you call a cow with no legs?" King Kai asked with a dumbfounded expression.
"Ground beef!" Goku shouted, laughing out loud.
King Kai couldn't hold it in any longer; that one was genuinely funny! He joined Goku in a fit of laughter. Meanwhile, Gokou pointed at him accusingly. "Ha! You laughed! You have to train me now!"
King Kai dispelled his laughter almost instantly. He shook his head with a blank expression on his face. "Although it is true that the joke was funny, and it also made me laugh, you were not the one to throw the punch line." He nodded his head at Goku. "She did. So this joke didn't count. Sorry, try again."
Gokou groaned dejectedly. "You have got to be kidding me!"
"Nope. Try again or leave," King Kai replied.
"Fine!" Gokou shouted. "But don't say I didn't warn you! This one is going to be a doozy! Prepare to be amazed!"
King Kai brushed some invisible dust mites off of his clothes in a nonchalant manner. "I'll believe it when I hear it."
Gokou smirked. "You will alright. "Knock… knock…"
King Kai sighed. "Who's there?"
Gokou's smirk broadened. "Ah shmell mop."
King Kai raised an eyebrow in intrigue. "Ah shmell mop who?"
Gokou pointed at King Kai and burst out laughing. "Ew! Ha-ha! Seriously… ha-ha! You do that? That's gross, King Kai!"
King Kai's eyebrow twitched. "What?" He scratched his chin and thought about it for a moment. He muttered, "Ah shmell mop who," under his breath, and then suddenly, he understood the punch line. King Kai tried to keep a straight face, but he couldn't. He snickered, and then chuckled, and then finally burst out into a fit of laughter that rivaled Gokou's.
When he was finished laughing, he walked up to Gokou and patted him on the back. "That was the best I've heard yet. I can tell that you are going to be a better student than the last Goku I trained!"
Off to the side, Goku was scratching the back of her head in confusion. "I… don't… get… it…" she murmured. She then seemed to finally make connections in her brain with what she'd just vaguely heard her former master say. "Hey!" she shouted. "Take that back!"
"No don't!" Gokou argued with a smile. "I need to become stronger than her!"
That reminded Goku of something she'd intended to do from the start. "Hey King Kai," she began.
"Yes, Goku?"
"I was wondering if you could lock on to Dende's ki signature for me?" she asked with a hopeful smile.
"The little Namekian? I can do that, but why?" he asked.
"I need to ask Dende to come stay with you and Gokou while Gokou is training. Dende has the ability to heal people, and so that way, if he's here, he can heal Gokou whenever he get's worn down. He will advance so quickly that way!" Goku explained.
"Yes," King Kai agreed. "It would definitely make Gokou progress way faster, but that would also be a lot of work for Dende as well."
"He'll be okay with it," Goku assured.
"Alright, sounds like an airtight plan. Now, where do I come in?" King Kai asked.
"Well, I need your help because I want to transport to Planet Namek, but it's too far away for me to feel out any familiar ki signatures. I can't transport if I can't feel any ki to direct me to where I'm going. That's where you come in… I hope. I want you to lock on to Dende's ki signature for me, and I will access it telepathically so that I can transport to New Namek."
King Kai crossed his arms together and thought about what she'd said for a moment. "That is a good plan, Goku. It would probably work too…"
"… but?" Goku guessed his next word.
"… but it would be much easier if I just transported us there myself," he finished.
"Wha – what? You know instant transmission?" Goku shouted.
"But of course! I've known it longer than you have. You could have just asked me to teach it to you all along!" King Kai replied with a laugh. (This is cannon only in the anime, sorry in advance, manga fans)
Goku grinned and made a little fist-pump. "Yes!" she chimed happily. She grabbed a hold of King Kai's arm and squeezed it tightly. "Let's go already!"
King Kai let out a little squeal of surprise and his cheeks turned red. "I think you should hang on a little tighter. I don't want to lose you on the way there," King Kai suggested.
Goku frowned slightly "Huh? I am hanging on tightly. You want me to… hang on even tighter?"
King Kai smirked. "Yeah, just hug me from behind. You'll be much safer."
"Is that necessa…" Goku began.
"Just do it!" King Kai snapped.
"Okay, okay… sheesh…" Goku replied, hugging him from behind. "That good?"
"No, a little bit tighter," King Kai instructed.
It was a good thing Goku was facing the back of King Kai's head, because at this particular moment, he was having a nosebleed.
He was really enjoying himself until Gokou interrupted his concentration. "Hey! Can I come along too? I can hug you from the front!" he suggested cheerily.
King Kai was alarmed. "Gah! No Gokou! That's too many passengers! Don't ruin a good thing!"
"Ah man…" Gokou murmured disappointedly.
Sometime later:
Goku instant transmitted herself back onto the lookout. She searched for some familiar ki for a minute. First and foremost, she wanted to know if everybody was alright. Secondly, she wanted to know if they were on the lookout yet. She was greatly relieved to feel all of her friend's ki signatures. Piccolo's, Krillin's, and Yamcha's ki signatures were kind of weak at the moment, but they would be just fine. She smiled. She could also feel that they were flying toward the lookout.
'Yes and double yes!' she thought ecstatically. 'If Vegeta returned and I wasn't here he might throw a tantrum or something… or I might be overreacting. He might not care… but he probably would get pissed. He really confuses me…' Goku had the sudden urge to fly out and meet them half-way, but she thought twice about it, and decided against it.
'There's nothing like feeling useless in a dire situation like this… Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever felt useless like this before. Oh… well I guess there was that time when that weird looking clown android beat me up… At least I know that Gokou is training with King Kai already. It sure did take King Kai long enough to agree to transport me to New Namek though. Who knew he was so strict about safety? If I held on any tighter to him, he might explode!'
Goku glanced up at the sky. She could see the outline of the Z-warriors against the horizon. They would be arriving any minute now. She felt a warm feeling in her chest. She was so relieved to see them unharmed. It was awful having to stay behind. If anything happened to any of them, she didn't know what she would do!
Goku was so distracted by the others, that she nearly jumped out of her skin when she felt a hand rest on her shoulder. She glanced around and saw that its owner was Bulma.
"Hey Goku, how ya' feeling?" she asked.
Goku frowned. "What do you mean?"
"Well, you did hear some pretty crazy news not too long ago," she explained.
Goku felt as if her heart had skipped a beat. She'd forgotten about that news for the time being. She twiddled her thumbs anxiously.
"I know you left," Bulma continued. "I looked everywhere for you and Son. Where did you go?"
"I brought Gokou to King Kai's to train. I didn't put myself in any danger, Bulma. I'm not going to mess up again," Goku replied.
"Goku, I know you'll take care of yourself and the babies from here on out. I'm not worried about that. I'm worried that you're trying not to deal with what you heard. You're like that with everything. You try to shrug off everything as if it's no big deal. It is a big deal Goku! It's okay to be scared! Don't just push it to the back of your mind."
Before Goku could reply, the Z-fighters had touched down on the edge of the lookout. She turned her attention away from Bulma and smiled at everyone. "Hey you guys! I'm so glad you aren't hurt! Tell me everything that happened!"
Gohan came running out onto the lookout with ChiChi in-tow. "Mr. Piccolo! You're alright!"
Piccolo barely even acknowledged Gohan. Nobody was speaking. Goku began to feel uneasy. Just what had happened out there?
Vegeta broke the silence. "Alright, brat, everyone's assembled here. Let's hear what you have to say already!"
Trunks glared at Vegeta, and then turned his attention to the group in front of him. His eyes scanned ChiChi and Goku and Bulma and Gohan. They lingered on Bulma and Gohan. It was best if they heard what could have been.
"First of all," Trunks started. "I want to inform you guys that Cell has reached his final state. Although, I'm sure that Goku and Gohan felt that for themselves. He absorbed 18 and disappeared shortly afterward. This isn't going to be the last of him though. Krillin explained that he appeared as if he wanted us all to get ready for something. I have a feeling it's going to be big."
"Ugh!" Vegeta groaned. "What does it matter if they hear about this? It doesn't matter at all! It is none of their concern! They aren't the ones who are going to fight Cell!"
"I will too!" Gohan argued.
ChiChi gasped. "No you aren't, young man! You will focus all of your energy on your studies from here on out! This is too dangerous for you!"
"No Mom! I'm going to help whether you want me to – " Gohan began to argue, but he was abruptly cut off by Vegeta.
"Enough! Tell us, now!" he demanded.
Trunks sighed. "Alright, have it your way."
Trunks faced the group in front of him. "I don't know how much some of you know, but I come from the future. I came to help defeat android 17 and 18. Cell had not appeared in my time because he was still in his larval state. Somehow, he snuck into my time machine and the Cell that is here right now is from my time. When I found out about Cell, Krillin, Yamcha, and I went to destroy the Cell of this time. We succeeded, but nevertheless, we still have to deal with the Cell of my time."
"So you brought that monster with you?" ChiChi asked, trying to control the tone of her voice. "It's your fault that Cell is here… causing mass genocide."
"ChiChi, think about it. If Trunks wouldn't have come in the first place, the Cell of this time would still be alive and the same thing would have eventually happened!" Goku argued.
"Yeah, but you would have been stronger by the time it did come, and you probably wouldn't be pregnant anymore!" ChiChi continued undaunted.
Bulma startled everyone by speaking up. "No, Goku's right. Trunks isn't at fault. He was just trying to help. There's no telling how different the future would be. There's no point in wasting our time playing the blame game. We need to nip this problem in the bud."
Trunks smiled shakily. "Thank you for understanding, B – Bulma." It still felt awkward calling his mother by her first name. He felt almost dirty doing it. It felt disrespectful.
"In order for this to make sense, I must start from the beginning. Please try to wait to ask questions until the end. In my time, androids 19 and 20 never appeared, nor did 16. Androids 17 and 18 were the culprits doing the terrorizing. We had no warning of what was to come. To make matters worse, the Earth's hero became sick with a rare strain of virus shortly before the androids attacked. Goku, as the androids were destroying cities all over the globe, you were lying in bed at home. You were deathly ill with a disease called the heart virus. At the time, it was an incurable disease and it had a 100% fatality rate. Even a Super Saiyan like you couldn't handle it! My mother frantically tried to come up with a cure, and she eventually did, but it was too late for you. You died."
Goku was shocked still. Her face had become very pallid and she suddenly felt like throwing up. "N – no! You mean I didn't even get to fight the androids? I was useless!"
Trunks ignored his former plea for no interruptions. He understood how she felt. It was kind of like how she must feel right now. She was helpless to aid them in the fight. She could only sit and watch.
Trunks tried to but couldn't overlook the tears coming out of Gohan's eyes. He had just begun his story, and he was already getting this sort of reaction. 'Gohan has such a good heart!' he thought miserably. He missed Gohan so much!
He could see Gohan reach out and clutch his father's hand out of the corner of his eye. "Yes, Goku, you died without even being able to contribute any help at all. It was a miserable death… I've been told. I was a baby at the time. I can't remember it. What I've heard of it came from my Mother and Gohan."
"When you died, everyone tried to keep it together. They continued to fight at their best in honor of you. It was useless in the end. It was an uphill battle. Each Z-fighter was killed off like harmless flies. First Piccolo… then…" Trunks paused to glance at his father. "… then Vegeta died… Yamcha… Tien… and lastly… Krillin."
Trunks paused again. Forget what he said before! He actually found himself wanting to be interrupted now. He couldn't bear to even glance up and see the looks of horror on the faces surrounding him. Even Vegeta was silent. He was expecting him to accuse him of lying… anything would be great if it could stop him from continuing onward.
"Eventually… the only person who was fighting the androids was Gohan. He had reached Super Saiyan, and he was actually a match for them sometimes… or so it seemed. When I was a teenager, I begged him to train me so that I could help him avenge everyone that had died at the hands of those monsters. He agreed and together, we fought the androids. I was beginning to feel hope… at least… that's what I thought it was. It was such a foreign feeling."
"It ended soon enough. The androids were beginning to get antsy. I could tell. They weren't having fun toying with people anymore. They wanted to move on to bigger and better things. It turns out… they were holding back all along. They killed Gohan right before my eyes and I lost it! I turned Super Saiyan for the first time. Though, I still wasn't strong enough. I retreated like a coward."
"My Mom had this crazy idea. She told me that she had finally succeeded in creating a time machine. She asked me to go to past and change the future. She wanted me to bring the antidote for the heart virus to Goku before he got sick. She believed that if anyone could defeat the androids, it would be Goku. She realized that this wouldn't help us at all. Changing the past would only create an alternate future. That was enough for her."
Trunks' fists began to tremble and he quickly rubbed away some tears with his knuckles. "She was so kind and selfless. I was so stupid! I refused to leave her behind. If I left, they might come for her. They might kill her. Turns out I stayed for nothing. They came for me one night, but I wasn't there. I hadn't left her side for weeks, but there was an emergency. I had to help somebody. She told me to go. She said she'd be fine! They found her! They slaughtered her like a pig!"
Trunks gave up. He couldn't hold back the tears any longer. They flowed freely down his face. "I wasn't strong enough to protect her! I couldn't save her! I watched the life drain out of her! I lost it even more than the first time I transformed. I gained more power. I went into a mad rage, I hunted them down, and I destroyed the both of them. They're dead now. I finally rid the Earth of them, but now… the Earth is a barren wasteland. If you guys saw it, it would be unrecognizable. People are different. They've regressed to something… primitive. Everyone is out to get one another. People don't trust each other one bit. They're all living like animals. Everything and everyone I lived for is dead!"
Trunks sighed heavily. "I came here to finally respect my Mother's wishes. It's not much, but it's the least I can do."
"I saw immediately that this timeline is different. It had twisted off of the beaten path before I even arrived here. In my time, Vegeta never made that ridiculous wish. Goku lived a man and died a man. Somehow… Goku didn't get the heart virus in this time. I don't understand how… but she's perfectly healthy."
"Why didn't I get sick…?" Goku muttered quietly.
"Maybe you just haven't gotten sick yet," Krillin suggested.
Vegeta thwacked him on the back of the head. "Don't jinx it!" he hissed.
"No," Trunks replied. "It would have become apparent by now. I think - and this is just a theory - I think that when Vegeta made his wish, Goku was cured of the virus as a result of her body changing entirely."
"That would make sense I guess," Goku replied.
Vegeta smirked, "So I saved Kakarrot's life, eh? You owe me one now. You do realize that?"
Goku crossed her arms indignantly. "No I don't! Trunks would have given me the antidote anyway!"
"Wait a minute…" Bulma interrupted. "If Goku was never girl, then she couldn't have been your Mother. You have to be half-Saiyan."
Trunks nodded in agreement. "You're right, I am."
"So, only two men can be your Father. Which one?" she asked.
"Vegeta," Trunks replied, stunning ChiChi and Gohan.
"You're Mother created an antidote for the heart virus, and she also created a time machine," Bulma continued, her face had now become a sickly ashen-white.
"Yes," Trunks replied with a quivering voice.
Bulma's eyes widened in alarm as she realized that her mounting assumptions were probably right. Her lips trembled as she asked her final question. "Am I your Mother?"
Trunks didn't understand why, but he started to cry again. He felt so embarrassed. "Y – yes!"
He thought she would be horrified to hear such news. She probably hated him now. She was probably disgusted by him. He was such a screw-up! He'd done everything wrong! Before he could manage to apologize to her for everything, he was shocked silent and still. Bulma came crashing into his body, wrapping her slender arms around his chest and sobbing uncontrollably into his shoulder.
The others gave the two of them room. They walked off to the other side of the lookout. There were so many things to discuss, but they were all tongue-tied.
Finally, Krillin spoke up. "That was a really depressing story."
"No shit! Was it Krillin?" Vegeta asked sarcastically.
"Hey! What would you know? You're heart is as cold as stone!" Krillin argued.
"C'mon you guys, break it up already!" Goku said, getting between the two of them. "We just need to look at this in a positive light. We are going to change the past like future Bulma wanted. She and everyone else did not die in vain! Trunks is not going to have to live in fear like that ever again! Everyone is going to get strong, and Cell is going down!"
"Yeah!" Gohan agreed. "Dad's right!"
"I dunno you guys, I could use some cheering up still," Krillin replied.
Vegeta rolled his eyes. "Stop being a whiny – "
"I know!" Goku exclaimed. "I know a joke that will cheer you up, Krillin!"
Krillin smiled weakly. "Just like you, Goku, always trying to make lemonade out of lemons."
Goku smiled and said, "Knock-knock!"
Krillin laughed. "Who's there?"
"Ah shmell mop!"
Krillin made a funny face. "Ah shmell mop who?"
Goku began to laugh. Krillin muttered, "What?" and then his face turned red as a tomato as realization hit its mark.
Vegeta smacked his forehead and ran his fingers down his face in agitation. "I'm surrounded by imbeciles!" he muttered beneath his breath.
A/N: Sorry for the long wait. This chapter was hard for me to write, plus, for some reason during the past few days ff . net was flashing an error message whenever I tried to edit my stories. I hope the jokes didn't suck too badly; I'm no good with jokes. :( By now you've noticed that I changed Trunks' story a bit, but yeah… it was intentional. Haha I hope all of you got that one joke. If you say it out loud, it makes more sense. Anyway, so what did you think? Was it horrible?
