Callin' in Sick

Weird Al

3:40

"Jack, get your lazy ass out of bed."

No response.

"Jack, get up."

Only a slight snoring.

Dr. Cox growled, rubbing his temples. "Jack I'm a doctor. I don't for a second believe you're sick. Now get up. You're going to school."

"Aw dad…." The blanket covering the teenage body of Jack Cox protested, "It's too early."

"Too early?" I have to get up at 3 AM every other morning and you're telling me 6:00 is too early? I don't think so!" His patience gone, the doctor clasped his hands around Jack's ankles and yanked him out from under his covers.

"Dad!! Come on!! That's not fair!"

"Neither is having to pull an eighteen-year-old out of bed every morning."