It's the most wanted fight against toho kaiju.

GODZILLA vs….

ULTRA-chick?

Godzilla Hey…. baby…. You like sexy anime movies? We should reenact them. Yeah….

Moguera WTF?

Godzilla Oh, hey Moguera. What are you doing?

Moguera What are you doing? Are you still in this Robot Chicken special?

Godzilla Yeah.

Moguera Dude, no one cares about Robot Chicken, no one cares about you.

Godzilla But, I'm getting paid.

Moguera Really?

Godzilla Well, I should. Know what, I'm gonna quit once this chapter is done. (long pause) So….. now what are we gonna do?

Moguera You were gonna rape that Ultrachick.

Godzilla Oh yeah… Hey, can you help me. Your body is covered in dicks and yet I can't even find mine. No, it's not because I'm fat, it's because I'm Asian. Small eyes and small dicks and… all that crap.

Moguera You know what, FINE! If everyone appreciates me for being made out of an inappropriate appendage, FINE!

Moguera tears of his left arm.

Moguera GO AHEAD AND ALL YOU WANT, I'M LEAVING!!

Moguera leaves. After a short pause Godzilla takes his arm.

Godzilla Hey baby, I got my magic wand.

Credit roll (lets skip the credit roll)

Godzilla is on his cell phone.

Godzilla Hey, Moguera…

Moguera What is it? Wait, do you still have my arm? I kind of want it back.

Godzilla Yeah, but I have a question… Why does that light on Ultraman flash so much?

Moguera Ultramen use solar energy to fuel their bodies. If they are not near the sun, their power slowly drains. While fighting on earth, an Ultraman has about 3 minutes before it runs out of energy.

Godzilla What happens if the light is off.

Moguera Then, I guess, the Ultraman dies.

Godzilla Oh good, I thought I raped her to death.

Moguera SHE'S DEAD!?

Godzilla Yeah… but come on, you can survive 3 minutes on earth? WTF? That's the worst weakness ever! Who came up with that idea?

Moguera Well, what did you think the flashing siren means?

Godzilla I thought Ultrachick was coming onto me.

Moguera Shut up… oh, and I want my arm back asap.