052: Fire

"Ach, thees eez a deeficult, calameetous affleection to haf. Ah'm afraeed that you haf Nonflammas Vox," the elderly doctor Koopa said, looking down Bowser's throat.

"Whas dat?" Bowser asked, his voice warped from being open so far.

"Vat?"

Bowser jerked his head away from the doctor. "I said, 'What's that?'"

"Ach. Vell, thees affleection, Nonflammas Vox, stops up your feere breath. You cannot breath feere weeth this affleection."

"So... my fire breath is stopped up? Hmm. Shouldn't be too hard to take care of, right? All I have to do is clear my throat."

The doctor waved his arms around in panic. "Nay, nay! You should not clear your throat! That weel make eet worse. Eenstead of the normal three days, eet weel take an extra seven, ten een all."

"Crud. Fine."

The doctor packed up his instruments and picked up his medical bag. "Vell, ah weel see you agaeen een three days. By then, eet should be cleared up. Have a good day, Your Feroceeousness."

Bowser watched the doctor leave, then put his head in his hands. "What will I do without my flame breath?" he asked himself.

A/N: Now, the question is, does this go anywhere else? You'll have to wait until the next group of five to find out. Muahahaha!

Alright, on to other news. It's almost November! I am so psyched! For those who don't know, November is National Novel Writing Month, the goal being to write a novel in one month. This November, I'm aiming for 35,000 words. If you don't mind, could you please wish me good luck?

Anyway, what does that mean for my fanfiction? It means that most likely, I will not be updating for the entire month. I might update near the end, because hopefully I'll finish my novel sooner rather than later. But who knows? For April's Script Frenzy, I updated a few times and I was just fine.

That's it! So, don't expect to hear from me until December, at the latest. Thanks for your support!