Disclaimer: I do not own Code Geass.


After that whole incident with Suzaku, the power of Christ and the sister complex, Lelouch had decided to set up a 'Sibling Complex Club', where people who have unnaturally lustful desires for their siblings can hang out together and rant about how fucked up they are. Well, it sounded better in his head than when actually spoken, at least. Suzaku was basically forced to join as the first member, since Lelouch had threatened to show everyone photos of him masturbating on a handmade Nunnally doll if he didn't.

"I really don't think anyone's gonna be there, Lelouch," Suzaku said as he and Lelouch haded down to the clubroom to see if any new members had arrived.

"Psshaw, Suzu-kun! You need to be more optimistic!!!" Lelouch scoffed.

"...You need to stop being so gay..."

"...I hate you..."

Once they reached the other end of the hallway, Lelouch kicked the door down and stepped into the clubroom. Much to his surprise, the only people to have come to join didn't even go to this school: it was Cornelia li Britannia, Jeremiah Gottwald and Schneizel el Britannia. For some reason, Lelouch suddenly felt very awkward. Suzaku looked over Lelouch's shoulder, and couldn't help but begin to snicker under his breath.

"Uh...hello there..."

Jeremiah glanced up from a photo album filled to the brim with pictures of Anya. "Ah...so you're the club master here?"

"Uh...actually, the term is 'club president'..."

"Whatever!!!"

Cornelia tapped her fingers nervously on the table as she mumbled, "This...this...this is the 'Sibling Complex Club'...isn't...isn't it?"

Lelouch nodded slowly. "Yeeeees..."

"Oh, thank god!!! Thank god...you don't know how much this means to me!!!" Cornelia burst into tears of joy and she fell to her knees. Schneizel stepped up beside her and placed a comforting hand upon her shoulder. Lelouch was totally baffled, while Suzaku was now ROFLing all over the floor.

"It's nice seeing you again...Lulu..." Schneizel remarked with that soft, calm voice of his.

"...Likewise..." Lelouch replied, his eyes glued to Cornelia, who was still sobbing heavily into her hands.

Jeremiah took out a lighter and began to light himself a cigarette. As he did so, he asked, "Tell me somethin', kid...can having perverse desires for the young girl you're supposed to be the legal guardian of count as 'Sibling Complex'..."

"No, not at all. You're just a dirty old pedophile."

Jeremiah cursed under his breath. "I had hoped it wasn't possible..."

Suddenly, Cornelia jumped to her feet. "THEN THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO!!!"

"What's that?!!" Schneizel asked with a thick Canadian accent; he had spontaneously grown buckteeth as well.

"...THIS!!!!"

That was when the 'Goofy Goober' song began to play in the background...and Suzaku stopped laughing.


Next time: Jeremiah's ultimate weapon is revealed!!! It's...definitely something related to oranges, that's for sure...