50 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hyoutei

Number Forty-Eight

I will not demand Shishido to cut his hair and sell it on eBay.


"But you should, though!" Mukahi protested. "I mean, like, people worship you all the time. I bet even Ootori would buy it for like, 1000 yen or something!"

Shishido glared at him. "Idiot, I already cut my hair!! If I cut it even more I'm going to like, grow bald or something!"

"Actually, the correct term isn't growing bald, it's getting bald," Oshitari corrected. "Since you aren't balding or anything, and I don't think you're old enough to bald yet."

"…Whatever."

"Shishido!! Ore-sama has a question!"

"…Shoot."

"Why did Germany lead the industrialization period?"

"Uh, because it had ample coal and iron resources, and it had an educated work force?"

"Ore-sama thanks you."

"Is this for your history homework?"

"No, Ore-sama was just testing to see if you were stupid or not."

"…Okay."

"Dude, it sounds like you said amputated work force," Mukahi commented.

Shishido just stared at him.

Actually, everyone stared at him.

Mukahi stared back. "What?"

"What the frick is an amputated work force?" Shishido asked.

Mukahi shrugged. "I was just saying. Anyways, you should cut your hair and sell it on eBay, I mean, you could make a lot of money from that."

"Seriously, I don't know anyone who would want my hair."

"Oh, don't be so modest. Of course, I wouldn't want it, but still, other people might."

"Why?"

"Because they fangirl you like crazy. Obviously they just love people who play tennis."

"And obviously everyone hates you."

"HEY, NOT EVERYONE HATES ME!!"

"I don't believe that."

"Yuushi doesn't hate me, right, Yuushi?" Mukahi turned to Oshitari with hopeful eyes.

"Well, perhaps 'hate' is much too strong of a word…"

"Yuushi! You're mean!!"

"…"

"By the way, you should really sell your hair on eBay. It'd make a lot of money."

"Okay, I don't want to get bald, even if it is for money."

"But you have to like, cut your hair every three months, right?"

"Yeah…" Shishido gave him a weird look.

"Then just ask the barber to collect your hair and put it in a little baggy for you once you're done!"

"…And why would I do that?"

"SO YOU CAN SELL IT ON EBAY, DUHH!!" Mukahi rolled his eyes as if he had just met the stupidest person on earth.

"YOU IDIOT, I'D ACTUALLY LIKE TO KEEP MY HAIR YOU KNOW!!!"

Mukahi winced. "Okay, okay, whatever. Jeez, you moodswing like a pregnant lady."

"I DO NOT MOODSWING LIKE A PREGNANT LADY!!"

Mukahi rolled his eyes. "Fine. You moodswing like a pregnant lady on crack."

"I DO NOT!!"

"DO TOO!!"

"DO NOT!"

"DO TOO!"

"BISMARCK WAS THE FIRST PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!!" Jirou shouted.

"HE WAS NOT, HE WAS THE ASSISTANT OF THE PRUSSIAN EMPEROR!!!" Mukahi shouted back. "I think…"

"Actually, he was the assistant for the emperor of…some country that started with an S." Shishido corrected.

"Wait, then…" Jirou looked confused. "Who's the first president of the United States?"

"George Washington, duhh."

"…I don't like History."

"No one likes it. Not even the moodswinging on crack person," Mukahi said.

"I'M NOT PREGNANT, MOODSWINGING, NOR AM I ON CRACK!" Shishido shouted.

"Try saying that WITHOUT shouting."

"I'M TELLING YOU, I'M NOT PREGNANT, MOODSWINGING, OR ON CRACK!"

"OMG STUPIDEST IS ACTUALLY A WORD!!" Jirou shouted.

Shishido stared. "How?"

"I TYPED IT UP IN MICROSOFT WORD AND IT WORKED!! THERE WASN'T A RED SQUIGGLY LINE THING!!"

"BUT STUPIDEST ISN'T A FRICKING WORD!!"

"You see? You do moodswing like a pregnant lady," Mukahi said.

"I DO NOT!!"

"Yeah, like, that's so totally believeable."

"I DON'T!"

"…You do."

"CRACKHEAD!"

"And now you're acting like a four year old," Mukahi stated. "Definitely moodswings."

"HEY!!"


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