Disclaimer: I don't own KHR.
Claimer: I made up the video.
Disclaimer: I don't own KHR.
NOTE! This video is not on youtube as it is a figment of my imagination and I'm not that good with video editing software. Especially the software on my laptop.
Chapter 50: What to Do with a Drunken Mafioso
Tsuna was smiling.
No, wait, that didn't quite fit.
Vongola Decimo was baring his teeth in a feral grin that was far too much like Belphagor's for anyone's comfort.
Why was he grinning a Prince the Ripper grin?
'What do you do with a drunken sailor?
What do you do with a drunken sailor?
What do you do with a drunken sailor
Earl-ey in the morning?'
It was Iemitsu's turn to be tormented by Youtube and Decimo had been waiting with bated breath for it to happen. Gleefully, he sent the video to the often times unreliable man. It was really a well done video, splicing together clips of Iemitsu strewn across the floor, bottles that were clearly meant to hold alcohol laying around him. Some were even on their side, indicating that they were empty.
'Way hay and up she rises,
way hay and up she rises...'
Hayato shook his head at his friend's Reborn worthy chuckles. "You know this isn't really that bad... right?" he asked, watching as various people drew on Iemitsu's face. Tsuna turned shining eyes on his right-hand-man.
"Oh-ho, trust me. It. Gets. Better!" he sang.
"I reserve the right to disagree," Hayato said as he sat down to watch beside his friend.
'Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
shave his belly with a rusty razor,
shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Earl-eye in the morning!'
Hayato blinked. "When did that happen?" he asked, watching as Basil, of all people, began to shave Iemitsu's belly with a rusty razor!
"After a particularly trying day at the office. Basil and Oregano were so fed up with the man, they were all too happy to help. Basil even used his Rain Flames to make doubly sure Iemitsu wouldn't wake up as he shaved him."
"I'm guessing Oregano is the one holding the camera?"
"Right as usual, Hayato," Tsuna remarked lightly. The chorus played and the video showed Iemitsu dancing like an idiot.
"Do I want to know how often that happens?" Hayato asked. Tsuna's Reborn!chuckles turned to Bel!snickers.
"I had five whole hours to choose from!" he said. Hayato was torn between moaning, whimpering, and sighing. He settled for shaking his head.
'Put in in the hold with the Captain's daughter,'
"Who's that?" the Storm asked as he saw Iemitsu in a restaurant with a woman he'd never seen before... and then watched him lead her to a car. Tsuna snickered, a particularly evil glint in his eye.
"The daughter of the Villetino Familia's Boss. Also known as the Heir Apparent," he answered. Hayato shivered.
"Wait... why do I get the feeling you set that up?" All he got in response were more Bel!snickers. "I blame Reborn for this," Hayato said, shaking his head as once more, the chorus played... showing more of Iemitsu dancing like an idiot. And Tsuna hadn't been exaggerating when he said he had five hours worth of that kind of footage. Hayato could tell it was in a different place than the last.
'What do you do with a drunken sailor?
What do you do with a drunken sailor?
What do you do with a drunken sailor
earl-eye in the morning?!'
More footage of an obviously drunk soon-to-be-former head of CEDEF. "How much of that do you have?"
"Far too much, Hayato. Far too much."
More idiot dancing during the chorus.
'Throw him in the lock-up til he's sober,
throw him in the lock-up til he's sober,
throw him in the lock-up til he's sober,
earl-eye in the morning!'
"I didn't know CEDEF had holding cells," Takeshi mentioned from his position above Tsuna's shoulder.
"Ah. That's not a holding cell, Takeshi. That's an interrogation room," the brunette corrected. "See the blood splatter there?"
"Ah-hahah! You're right! But..." Takeshi's eyes sharpened like they always did when he got serious. "When did he get thrown into interrogation?"
"He annoyed Lal." Neither Guardian had anything to say to that. Though, privately, they wondered why the Soldier(and yes, the capital is necessary) hadn't beaten him black and blue in the training room. The chorus played and Iemitsu danced again, then came the refrain. This time, instead of being passed out, Iemitsu appeared to be singing into a tea whisk while standing on the coffee table.
"What..." muttered Kyoko, having joined the viewing party during the last dance session.
"Ah. That was a particularly interesting party," Lal commented as the video ended.
"Hello, Lal," Tsuna told her, not bothering to curtail his Belphagore worthy grin. "Did you enjoy the show?"
"It was... satisfactory. I am sure Iemitsu will be quite... mortified. To say the least."
"Ah, before I forget, thank you for helping me get the footage from CEDEF. It wouldn't have been half as good without it," Tsuna said, grin shrinking into a Reborn!smirk. Lal nodded and left, the others dispersing not much later. Giving his masterpiece one last fond look, Tsuna nodded and closed the program... but not without making sure it was saved and he had enough back-ups and redundancies in place to make Mammon, Reborn, and Verde proud. No way was he losing all that work!
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The next day, in CEDEF headquarters...
'What do you do with a drunken sailor?
What do you do with a drunken sailor?
What do you do with a drunken sailor
Earl-ey in the morning?'
"Tuna~fish~!" Iemitsu wailed, dramatically falling to his knees before his computer, chair sailing out behind him. Reborn chuckled evilly as he taped the Outside Adviser's reaction to Tsuna's video for his formerly dame-student. Not that the hitman would ever give any indication that he thought Tsuna had grown out of his dame-Tsuna nickname. That would... that would just ruin their dynamic! "Why do you hate me so~?! Ah, wait... is that Ankia? Wha... great Primo's ghost! I got set up by my own son!" Reborn grinned, feeling rather proud of his former student. "I can't believe he did this to me! And he got my men in on it!"
Rather proud indeed.
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A/N: So? What did you think? Honestly, I was torn between using Iemitsu with this song or Xanxus but then I realized... Iemitsu didn't have a single video. So, you have this. If you can manage to make something similar, even if you have to draw it storyboard style, please please give me the youtube tag for it! The song is literally called, 'what do you do with a drunken sailor.' Here's a tag to a One Piece vid to most of the song,
/watch?v=jyoM7b0SOD4&t=38s.
