*sigh* Don't we all adore Byakuya's aloof, Gucci-loving, Temple Run addicted demeanor? I'm glad everyone is enjoying the jokes! XD
Oh, this is a MUST WATCH episode! The beginning with Gin coming in, pretending to offer help to Rukia, is like…wow. THIS is why I LOVE HIM!
Gin: Awww! Thanks!
Me:…How did you get into my room? O_o
EPISODE 53
'So when the episode starts, Gin messes with your mind a little. Got it?' Urahara instructs.
'Yayyyy!' Gin cheers and claps his hands.
'It's only acting, Gin,' Rukia sighs. Gin just smiles slyly. Rukia's eyes widen and she turns to Urahara. 'It is only acting, right? Right?'
'W-Well,' Urahara says nervously. Rukia grabs him and starts shaking him violently.
'MY SANITY IS ON THE LINE HERE, DAMNIT!' she screams at him.
'M-M-MEDICCC!' Urahara stutters.
'Suzumushi?' Kenpachi wrinkles his nose and looks distastefully at Tosen. 'That's the name of his zanpaktou? Sounds like a type of sushi!'
'It's because I'm-!'
THWACK!
'He never shuts up, does he?' Gin yawns from a suspended catwalk while everyone stares at the stage light that had knocked Tosen out. 'Anybody else would like ta say somethin'?'
Everyone shook their heads frantically.
'Goodie!'
'He has the head of a…dog?' Kenpachi mutters in confusion.
'It's a fox!' Komamura huffs.
'Potato, tomato!'
'That's not even the right phrase!'
'Sooo, Rukia? How would you describe your perfect guy?' Ichigo asks curiously.
'Oh, he should be strong,' Rukia sighs dreamily. 'Tall, a good position, like a lieutenant in "Bleach", nice, long hair, maybe a tattoo or two because I like bad boys!'
'Hey! Doesn't that sound like Ren-!'
'LALALALALA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!'
'Hey! It's Hanatarou! Good to see ya, buddy!' Renji congratulates.
'It's good to be-!' Hanatarou begins as he wipes his mouth with his hankie and suddenly faints.
'Oh my God, did he faint again?' Ichigo sighs.
'Dude, someone chloroformed his handkerchief,' Renji mutters as he looks at the piece of cloth.
'But who?'
The two suddenly look ahead to see Gin. The man turns to them and waggles his fingers. Both men gulp.
'Padlocking your trailer?' Ichigo hisses.
'Double padlocking,' Renji hisses back.
'Agreed.'
BONUS: GOLDEN DICTIONARY
' Squad 10 lieutenant, Rangiku Matsumoto!' Kon announces. He looks away from the mike and his jaw drops. 'Homina, homina, homina! Do I wanna motorboat those coconuts!'
'KON! STICK TO THE SCRIPT!'
'THAT SHOULD BE IN MY SCRIPT!'
'Sui-Feng! Grow some boobs!'
'What the fuck did you say?'
'KON!'
'I know, I know! The script is my Bible! Jeez!'
'Yoruichi Shihoin! Sereitei's No. 1 Sex Kitten! Bow chika wow wow!'
'Konnn…'
'Man, is your wife sexually depriving you or something?'
