I am so sorry I am posting this late! I went for an art exhibition yesterday, and then to meet a friend, meaning I was pretty much out of the house for 13 hours! Hope you enjoy this!
Unedited, sadly.
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any of its characters.
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Harry and Kurt were having the time of their lives. There were no major secrets between them, Kurt finally knew about Harry's magic, they both loved each other, and Harry's major writer's block had somehow cleared up. Everything felt magical to them, and no, it was not because of a spell.
However, all of it drowned out when the Night of Neglect came to be. Temper tantrums were thrown, best friends raged on each other, ego clashes started from the bathrooms to the courtyard, and Kurt was seriously thinking of moving into Harry's house to escape the craziness.
As they shared a box of noodles, Kurt ranted, "Because Sunshine came in, Rachel wants to go second to last, and that puts Mercedes somewhere in the middle, which to her equals non-existent status. Finn is trying his best to manage everyone, but now everyone is camping at our place and screaming at each other. Thank God for my semi-soundproof bedroom walls. When she tried to insult our relationship, I knew I had to get out of there."
Harry was a bit shocked. He said, "Two things. One, if it's semi-soundproof, why haven't we checked it out yet?" He laughed on the predictable blush on his boyfriend's face as he continued, "And two, why is Mercedes raining on our relationship? Compared to all the stories you've told me, ours is so tame I feel like we need something to spice it up."
Kurt kissed Harry on the cheek, smiling. "No, I like us. We are good. Since Sunshine was allowed the last song only because of her followers, Mercedes was grumbling about how if you gave the money, we wouldn't have to do this in the first place."
Instead of being irritated, Harry actually looked contemplative. As he opened his mouth to speak, Kurt said, "Uh-uh. You are not giving us all the money for the trip. No, Harry, our relationship does not mean you get to pay money for everything."
Harry whined, "But why not? I have the money, you need it, why not?"
Kurt shouted, "Because we may need it for our future." He immediately put a hand over his mouth. He definitely hadn't expected that to come out.
Harry smiled widely. "You've thought of our future?"
Kurt nodded softly. Harry immediately said, "That's so hot," and dumped the takeout containers on the coffee table in front of them. The next one hour was spent in bliss.
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However, Harry could not be persuaded so easily. He had asked Mr. Schuester for the total amount and had given half of it. He reckoned if he donated only half the money, Kurt wouldn't be too mad at him. He went and sat in the audience, waiting for the concert to start. He was a bit upset over the fact that there were barely three to five people in the crowd.
As Tina started singing, a short cheerleader, a guy with really curly hair, a bald guy in pink and a random football boy kept shouting insults at her. To Harry, it felt a lot like Hogwarts in his fourth year, where no one would believe him and had actively shunned him. He looked on as Tina ran away due to all the heckling. He immediately stood up and said, "Why are you even here if you only want to boo? You might as well leave the auditorium."
The blonde cheerleader spoke, "Coach Sue said she'd give us ten dollars if we booed, just the way she wanted."
Harry took out his wallet and gave ten dollars to both of them, saying, "Now, go, shoo." The two students left but the bald man looked at him with greed in his eyes. Harry said, "Aren't you ashamed to do this? You're a grown man, for fuck's sake. Can't you mind your own business?"
The bald man said, "I am Sandy Ryerson, and Will Schuester ruined my life."
Harry got that glow in his eyes, the one Hermione and Ron said, made him look scarier, and said, "So take it up with him. Don't trouble the students for a childish vendetta of your own."
Sandy stood up, muttering, and left the hall. Harry looked around. He had stopped the heckling, but at the same time, had cleared the auditorium for everyone except him. Just then, the auditorium doors opened, and Ron walked in with twenty more people, and Sandy Ryerson again.
Harry smiled widely as he realized all the twenty people were from the Order, including Kingsley, Hermione, Ginny and many others. He knew they wouldn't actually use magic, but was confused as to why they were here. Just then, he saw Draco come in last, as if making an entrance. He walked up to Harry and said, "You mentioned this 'concert' about three days back, so we decided to… pay you a visit."
Sandy was right next to Draco, and Draco pulled his collar as Sandy said, "I promise I won't heckle anyone. I'll give my drug money to them, I promise."
Draco let him go, and as Sandy cowardly ran away, he snickered. "He was insulting you outside, so I told him Ron and I were from the FBI and we would arrest him if he insulted a former secret agent."
Harry just laughed as he hugged everyone. Mike came out slowly, worrying about the hecklers Tina had warned him about. Harry shouted, "If you want, tell Tina to come out and perform again. Much better listeners in the crowd now!"
By the end of the concert, Hermione had given Harry the money they had converted from Galleons into Dollars and it looked good for everyone. Mercedes had ended with a lovely song, and Sandy paid the money for Nationals.
Kurt walked up to Harry and poked his chest. "You, sir, are in trouble. Half the money? But, I'll let you go because Sandy paid all the money. Now you have to take yours back."
Harry shrugged. "You can take my money back, but what about their money?"
Kurt then seemed to notice his surroundings and saw people he had never seen before, all either giving him an affectionate look or a scary one. He asked Harry quietly, "Who are they?"
Harry laughed. "Let's just say, if I hadn't told you THE secret last week, these would all have been my cousins or uncles and aunts. These are my friends, from that side of the world."
Kurt's eyes widened, but then his smile turned into a smirk and Harry dreaded what was next.
Three hours later, empty beer bottles lied on the kitchen counter as Ron and Harry laughed over the incident they were narrating.
"And then she said, I'm going to bed before we get killed, or worse, expelled."
Hermione just pouted as everyone broke into laughter again. Harry then took Kurt into his lap and gave him a smacking, loud kiss. Draco then said, "…and that is cue for all of us to leave. Kurt, it was a pleasure. Harry, remember he has to go home, and so do we."
The two boys hugged everyone before all the Brits went into the fireplace and left, one by one. Kurt looked on, mesmerized, as he hung onto Harry.
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