The Rowdyruff Boys episode 42: Invasion of the Broccoli

Narrator: The city of Townsville, a place where if you have a sweet tooth, it can be cured quickly. This is thanks to our many candy shops. Selling any candy, you name it. But there are some who have a too sweet tooth.

(The scene then changes to a candy store and many people run out of it. Inside the Rowdyruff Boys are there. They are looking around the store in extreme delight.)

Brick: Man., did we hit the jackpot or what?

Boomer: We did!

Butch: All this candy, it's like heaven.

Brick: Boys, this is a candy buffet and it's all ours. Let's eat until we can't even feel our stomachs.

Butch and Boomer: Yeah!

(The boys fly off in separate directions. Brick goes to where the jawbreakers are. He looks at all the different sizes until he sees the giant white one. Brick grabs it and puts it in his mouth. He sucks on it until he swallows it whole. He licks his lips and starts to do the same to many. Boomer flies and grabs all the taffy of the shelf. He unwraps all of them and sticks them together to make a giant rope of taffy. Boomer begins to chew on it at rapid speed in a spinning fashion. When he is done, he is quite dizzy and almost throws up. Butch throws ups shelves containing the hard candy and the candy is sent flying in the air. When it comes down, Butch opens his mouth and moves to catch with his mouth. He finishes them in no time. Butch twitches and searches for more candy. Butch finds candy canes and starts to lick them one by one until he stumbles upon some broccoli. )

Butch: Broccoli? What's something like that doing here in a place like this? Yuck! I can't even look at it straight. Better get rid of it.

(Butch throws the broccoli out of the candy store through the glass and its falls on the road. Butch wipes his hands and then goes back to eating his candy. Then the broccoli is zoomed up upon. All of a sudden its eyes open. The broccoli then makes arms and legs and opens its mouth. It then switches on its communication wrist.)

Broccoli: Your majesty, the infiltration appears to have been successful. The humans do not suspect a thing.

Voice on watch: Excellent, now that your identity is not known to the earthlings, we can begin phase two of the plan. Activate the BRC device.

Broccoli: As you your majesty.

(The Broccoli pulls out a golden-broccoli piece with a red button. He presses the button. Back in the candy store the Brick is about eat a piece of red taffy. Then the taffy starts to glow green. Brick looks confused).

Brick: All right which one of you guys is doing this?

Butch: Doing what?

Brick: Making my broccoli start glowing green. It's not funny so quit it.

Boomer: But were not doing anything.

Brick: Really then who is messing with my candy! Oh well it doesn't matter if its green taffy is taffy.

(Brick goes to put the taffy in his mouth. All of a sudden the taffy turns into a piece of broccoli. Butch notices the change and fires a green energy that blast the taffy out of Brick's hand).

Brick: What the heck Butch?! I was gonna eat that. Now I know it's you who messed with my taffy!

Butch: Brick look.

(Brick turns around and see's that there is a piece of charred broccoli on the floor. A horrified look appears on his face).

Brick: What the heck? I almost ate broccoli?!

Boomer: Guys look!

(The boys look around and see that all of the candy is glowing green. The candy then turns into broccoli all around them. The boys look on in shock).

Boomer: What's happening?

Butch: This can't be real!

Brick: No! No! No!

(The boys rush out of the candy store and into the streets of Townsville. Their shaking and look traumatized).

Brick: What was that? Candy turning into br-, br-

Boomer: Broccoli?

Brick(punching Boomer): Don't say that word! What is this crap?

Butch: Let's relax for a moment. So what if one candy store is doing some weird stuff and making broccoli. There are other stores. Let's just hit them instead.

(The boys fly off and land into another candy store).

Butch: See? All the candy is he- what the-

(The candy starts to glow green and turns into broccoli. The boys scream in horror and fly off. The boys fly off to numerous other candy stores, but each time they go there, a green flash appears in the building and the boys fly off screaming. The boys go on top of a building to escape the madness).

Brick: What's going on? What is this!

Boomer: It's the end of the world!

Butch: Who could be so evil enough to turn pure good candy into disgusting broccoli? Only a monster could do this.

Brick: You're right Butch only a monster could do this. Let's find this monster and break it in half!

(The boys then hear a laugh from behind them and they turn around.)

Brick: Hey what's that?

Boomer: Let's follow it.

(The boys fly and they land on top of a building. In front of them is the Broccoli from earlier but he has his back turned so he does not see them. Brick gives a shush motion to Butch and Boomer and they observe on.)

Broccoli: Everything is going according to plan. All the earthlings wretched candy is being turned into broccoli as we speak. Once the process is over, we will have our army to invade this city and then later the world.

(Boomer then flies and grabs him.)

Broccoli: What the?

Boomer: So you're the jerk who turned all of our candy into broccoli!

Butch: What kind of freak are you!

Brick: Oh, you're going to pay for that!

Broccoli: Fools! Your precious candy has been turned into broccoli, our soldiers are ready now as we speak. The king will be here any moment know. The invasion has begun.

Brick: What the heck are you talking about, what invasion.

Broccoli: I'll never tell you.

Butch: Were pretty mad that you took all our candy and from the sound of things, this "king" is guy who put you up to this. You better start talking.

Broccoli: I don't care what you fools do to me! I will never betray my king.

Brick: Oh a tough guy know, huh? Boomer eat him!

Boomer: But he's broccoli and that's gross!

Butch: Just do it.

Boomer: No way.

(Brick hits him in the nose.)

Boomer: Ow! Fine, I'll do it.

(Boomer lifts the soldier above his mouth.)

Broccoli: Wait now, you can't do this!

Boomer: Sorry, can't listen to you, unless you change your mind.

Broccoli: I'll talk, please don't eat me!

Boomer: What a relief.

(Brick hits him again.)

Boomer: Ow!

Brick: Talk!

Broccoli: Our race once attempted an invasion on your planet before, but we were stopped. Our brethren and our previous emperor, who was the mightiest ever were eaten! Slaughtered by your disgusting race.

Butch: Get to the point!

Broccoli: But we have a new emperor, the son of the previous. He is just as good as his father, we will succeed you humans will fail. Hahaha!

Brick: Shut up.

(Brick zaps him with heat vision, charring him and he breaks into pieces.)

Brick: Guys, now we know who is responsible for our candy problem. When he gets here, let's kick his butt.

Boomer: But when is he gonna come?

(All of a sudden there is a green flash in the sky and the Broccoloids space ship appears hovering over Townsville.)

Boomer: That was fast.

Brick: No one messes with our candy. Let's get them!

(The boys fly to the spaceship. When the boys reach the ship a yellow energy field appears and blows the boys away sending them crashing into the ground. The boys get up looking dazed).

Butch: What the heck was that?

Brick: It looks like it's some kind of shield. A tough one too.

Boomer: How are we gonna beat him up then.

Voice: It is I who will do the beating.

(The boys look up to see a hologram of the emperor looking down at them. He looks very angry).

Emperor: You fools dare to challenge my might? And you kill my subjects. The force of 10,000 Broccoloids will be upon you. Seize them and the world.

(The yellow field fires 2 green waves, one in the air that summons a bunch space ships that begin to spread out. Another goes in front of the Rowdyruff Boys that summons a bunch of Broccoloid soldiers who have yellow blaster, and glowing green spears. They charge at the Rowdyruff Boys).

Brick: Let's go guys. We'll destroy every last piece of this broccoli scum!

(The boys fly to the army dodging lasers. Brick becomes a red beam and cuts through many soldiers, he turns around a fires heat vision bolts that char any Broccoloid that comes to him. Brick grabs a Broccoloid by the spear and spins him around using him to smack other Broccoloids into the wall. Brick slams him onto the ground and creates a shockwave that blows them away. Boomer generates an electric baseball bat and hits away any laser beam that comes his way. The beams hit and destroy other Broccoloids as they are deflected. Boomer turns his bat into an electric sphere and throws it creating a wave of electricity that shocks the Broccoloids away. Boomer then jumps into the air and releases a sonic scream that causes Broccoloids to be caught into it to explode into green mush. Butch flies to Broccoloid and dodges his spear thrust. Butch grabs the spear and kicks the Broccoloiid away. Butch then flies and starts cutting through Broccoloids with the spear. Butch charges the spear with green energy and lifts it into the air and fires multiple green beams that destroy a number of Broccoloids. Butch then becomes a tornado with the spear and starts shredding through the Broccoloids. Butch then throws the spear and hits through a group of Broccoloids. )

Brick: That takes care of that and quicker than I thought.

(Just then the Broccoloids get up and start regenerating. The boys have shocked looks on their faces.)

Boomer: What! No fair.

Emperor: You fools, we are unbeatable.

Butch: Yeah? We'll see about that!

(The boys charge and face their enemies again. Brick punches through them with brute force and lands many kicks on them as well. They fire beams at Brick who becomes a tornado and the beams reflect and hit them as well. Brick as a tornado starts to cut them down to size with his spinning. Boomer hits the ground and lifts it up which throws them up in the air and they crash down. Boomer uses his super breath to blow them away. Some tackle Boomer and pin him on the ground but he unleashes a sonic clap to blow them away. Butch hides behind a wall and fires energy beams at them, facing them in a shoot off. Butch evades their beams and manages to hit them successfully. The lasers hit Butch in the shoulder but he shakes it off and fires many beams which hit through them. However they regenerate again.)

Boomer: That's really cheap.

Emperor: You can't stop us. I will avenge my father and conquer the earth in his name.

Brick: Will you shut up? I'm sick of you.

(The Broccoloids corner the boys and fires lasers many times. The boys fly up and dodge them. The boys manage to land of top of a building and look down and see the army.)

Butch: If we keep hitting them, they'll just come back what do we do?

(The boys look down and see the Broccoloids. Climbing up the building. The boys get off and start flying and they are pursued. The boys crash through the candy store and they are cornered.)

Brick: No, I'm not gonna get beaten by a bunch of broccoli!

(Brick swings his hand and hits a nearby machine. The machine explodes and candy syrup is sprayed everywhere on the boys and the Broccolids. )

Soldier: What is this?

(He lifts his hand up and licks his finger. His eyes widen and he goes in an eating frenzy and starts to eat himself. The other soldiers taste the syrup on each other and eat each other. The boys look in surprise.)

Brick: I got an idea.

(Brick whispers to Butch and Boomer .Butch flies off and he later comes back with a hose in his hand. Boomer then flies of and gets another candy syrup machine from a candy factory that is much larger. Brick hooks up the hose to the candy machine and he flies out. He confronts the army and he aims his hose.)

Brick: Eat it losers!

(Brick fires his hose and he sprays the army in a giant wave of syrup. The soldiers start to eat themselves. The boys fly with Brick holding the hose and Butch and Boomer holding the machine. They fire at the army and they eat themselves until almost all of them are gone. All that's left is the mothership.)

Emperor: Fools, you can't reach me with my force field even with your new weapon.

Boomer: Oh yeah?

(The boy's fire at the force field with the machine and the field is deactivated.)

Emperor: No! This can't be!

Brick: This is for the candy!

(They fire the remaining syrup on the mothership and its gets sprayed in the candy and it begins to crash down. The ships around the world begin to crash down and stop working due to this. The motherships hits the ground and breaks into pieces. The boys stand in victory.)

Butch: Never mess with our candy!

Boomer: Yeah!

Brick: That sucks there's no more candy anymore.

(The boys look at the pieces of the mothership in candy and start to eat it.)

Narrator: Oh boys, you really love your candy don't you.

Narrator: And so the day is doomed, thanks to the Rowdyruff Boys,

(End shows the boys eating the candy.)

THE END