Author's notes: Ladies and gents of ff. net, I proudly present Chapter 51 of Reunited! I want to thank each and every one of you for your support, and I especially appreciate the ones who've left constructive criticisms for this fic. If any of you have suggestions on what I could write in future chapters please don't hesitate to PM me. As usual, here's the link to my account: members. Adultfanfiction profile. Php? No=1296890817&view=story (just remove the spaces between the periods and you'll get there).
After consuming their hearty lunch, the Shepard family went into a small toy shop to buy the krogan action figurines they promised their children. While they were browsing the store after finding the action figurines that Zachary and Tabitha wanted, Tabitha came running up to Megan. "Daddy! Can I buy this! This is really interesting and colorful!"The young girl pleaded as Megan appraised her with a raised eyebrow. "Really? Do you know what this is and how to play with it?" "Of course! It's a puzzle! I'm supposed to take it apart and then put it together again!"Tabby huffed proudly, showing off her intelligence to her father. "All right then, get that with little Garr as well."Megan laughed as Tabby ran to put it in the basket excitedly.
"Mommy! I want this too!"Zachary Shepard called out to his mother as she walked over to see what he was holding. "You want a chemistry set? I don't think you're mature enough to play with it yet Zack."Miranda chided him gently as his face fell. "But mommy, I know how to do this! It even comes with the instruction manual! Plus, granddad and grandma are there to help me!"He argued as Miranda sighed. "No means no Zack. It's too dangerous for you, and even granddad and grandma can't help. Put it back and get something else." "No! I want this!"The boy snapped petulantly as the brunette put on a stern expression. "Zachary, I said you can't get this. So put it back and you can get something else."Miranda stated with finality.
Zachary seemed ready to throw a tantrum right there and then, but the stern, no nonsense glare he received from his raven haired mother dissuaded him from doing so. Sulking, he went to put back the chemistry set. Miranda then looked around for a suitable toy for him and settled on a 3D puzzle of a brontosaurus which turned into a fully working action figurine that was designed for children of 5 years of age and above. "I believe little Zack is more than intelligent enough to do this."Miranda murmured to herself with a smile on her face as she waited for Zack to come back to her. Just mere seconds later, he reappeared with a dejected scowl on his face. "Mommy, now I can't find anything that I like!"He whined.
"Well, that's why mommy picked out something for you that I think you'll like."She smiled as she handed him the toy. Zack looked over the box for a little while; his interest clearly peaked in the puzzle/action figurine. "Hmm ok. I think I like this one."He nodded in satisfaction. "Great. Now go to the cashier and wait there for me and Dad, alright?"Miranda said approvingly as Zachary ambled off to the cashier. There, he found Megan paying for his sister's selections, which consisted of the same Garr action figure and a very colorful 3d puzzle. "Oh and I'll take that too. How much is the total?"Megan asked, tapping on her omnitool as she pointed at the toys Zack put on the counter. "The total is 483 credits, Captain Shepard."The asari shopkeeper replied.
After paying for the toys, Zack and Tabby were clamoring to go back home to play with their toys, so Megan, Miranda and Mr and Mrs. Lawson headed back to the penthouse while Oriana dragged Danner along to do some shopping of their own. The minute they got back, the twins raced to their room and eagerly opened up their toys. "Alright, what're you lovely kiddies gonna play first?"Megan asked with a laugh as Tabitha immediately fixed the krogan battle hammer to her Garr figurine. "I'm gonna make Garr a mighty warlord!"The young girl growled in her best krogan impression as Megan just giggled. "I'm gonna build this dinosaur and then he's going to fight with Garr!"Zack yelled enthusiastically as he began piecing the dinosaur pieces together.
Megan laughed and left the room, leaving her beloved children to play with their new toys. She saw Miranda leaning against the doorframe, a radiant smile on her beautiful features. Megan wrapped an arm around her wife's waist, gently leading her away. "C'mon, I think the library is calling our names."The redhead smiled at her raven haired wife. Mmm I agree Cassie. Plus, I think dad has quite a few honest-to-God paper books in there."Miranda smiled back as they walked into the small library in the Lawson penthouse. Megan picked out an actual paper hardcover copy of Fahrenheit 451 while Miranda settled on reading a scientific journal from a data pad. The women sat in comfortable silence, reading away until Megan spoke up. "Hey Miri, where do you think we'll go after this shore leave?"
"Honestly I have no idea Cassie. The turians and krogans are doing well enough on Palaven that they don't need any help, Thessia is long gone, and the salarians...wait. Maybe we'll be deployed to help the salarians next."Miranda speculated as she sipped on her coffee, which was contained in a white mug which read 'Galaxy's Sexiest Wife'. Megan had gotten that as a joke gift for her, and the redhead still got a kick out of seeing Miranda use the mug everytime. "Sounds logical. If only we could retake Earth right now...damn Kai Leng. Seriously, fuck him."Megan growled. "Calm down Cassie, there's no point in getting agitated over things you can't control. When we find him, we'll make that smug bastard squeal like a pig. For now, let's focus on what we can do, alright?"Miranda advised.
"Oh Miri. Why do you always have to be so smart?"The Spectre smiled lovingly at her wife who returned the affectionate smile. "That's because you always insist on being extremely stupid, Megpie."The brunette smirked as Megan narrowed her eyes. Just as she was about to fire off a snarky retort, her omnitool buzzed and rang. Sighing, answered the call. "This is Captain Megan Shepard. Who is this?"She asked. "This is Officer Etarn Vargus. There's a krogan named Urdnot Grunt who insisted that we call you before he'd say anything."The person at the other end of the line answered as Megan shot a glance towards Miranda, who was looking at the Vanguard intently. "What happened to him? Or what did he do?"Megan asked with a sinking feeling in her gut.
"Uh…it's a long story Captain. It's probably better if the krogan told you himself. We're in Kithoi Ward, in front of Pho King Good Noodle House."The officer hesitated as the redhead heard her wife sniggering softly. "All right officer. I'll be there in 15 minutes."Megan sighed as she hung up. "Oh dear, what did Grunt get himself into this time?"Miranda asked rhetorically as they put back their books back. They then went into the children's room, where they now found Tabby in control of both Battlemaster Garr action figurines and both figurines were hammering away at the now fully constructed brontosaurus while Zack fought back. "Roar! I'm going to get you, you pesky krogan!"Zack did his best imitation of a dinosaur as Megan and Miranda giggled.
"Okay guys. Mommy and Daddy gotta go out for a little while alright?"Megan smiled at her children as she stepped into the room. "Aww where you gotta go to?"Tabitha whined. "Uncle Grunt has gotten himself into a bit of trouble and we're going to help him out. We'll be back quite soon, alright?"Miranda promised with a loving smile. "Alright. Love you daddy and mommy."Zack replied as he rushed over to hug Megan and Miranda, Tabby joining in the hug as both women hugged their kids tightly. "Mmm…daddy and mommy love you both too. See you later!"Megan bade goodbye as she planted a firm kiss on both Zachary and Tabitha's foreheads. "Bye children. Don't give grandpa and grandma any problems!"Miranda instructed as she followed her wife.
After a quick drive in the aircar to Kithoi Ward, they parked the car in the nearest lot to Pho King Good Noodle House. They walked briskly to the noodle house where Grunt was sitting down in front of, cuffed and surrounded by a mix of no less than 8 turian and human C Sec officers. Plus, there was a burning C-Sec shuttle which demolished the shop front of another restaurant called SpizzaZ. "Well, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to work out that Grunt did this…"Miranda mumbled as Megan sighed internally. "Captain Shepard. Thanks for coming on such short notice. I'm Officer Vargus. We spoke on the phone earlier on. I apologize if I interrupted anything, but this krogan insisted that we contact you."A turian officer with 4 yellow stripes on the left side of his face spoke.
"It's alright, I'll vouch for him. I'll sign any paperwork you might have as well."Megan replied as she folded her arms across her chest, looking sternly at Grunt. "Yes ma'am. Stand down."The officer ordered as a couple of them walked off while the rest loitered around the area, keeping an eye on Grunt. "So Grunt…what did you do this time?"Miranda asked sternly as Grunt shifted uncomfortably, glancing up at Officer Vargus, who was standing in between the women and tapping away on his datapad. "I dunno…drank a bit, left the hospital, and broke a few windows."The krogan replied in his deep, throaty growl. "Wait, why are you even here on the Citadel? Thought Wrex kicked you off to Palaven."Megan asked.
"Yeah he did, but I was badly wounded by some Reaper asari thing and Wrex transferred me to be his bodyguard. Which he said I would be after I get discharged from the hospital. Yeah, Wrex is on the Citadel for about 2 more weeks."Grunt explained. "I'm praying to God right now that you left the hospital only because the doctor said you could…"Megan muttered, pinching the bridge of her nose. "Well, no. I didn't feel like sticking around." "You know, most people stick around long enough to, oh I don't know, heal maybe?"The redhead sighed wearily. "Most people aren't me."Grunt replied. "And why the hell is C-Sec here? You know, besides the flaming shuttle over there I'm sure you were responsible for."Megan pressed Grunt, who shifted uncomfortably again.
"Guess they're precious about some broken glass."The hulking krogan shrugged. "Before we go any further, please tell me that nobody died or was injured in…whatever shenanigans you were up to."Miranda shook her head exasperatedly. "Sure, yeah, everyone's fine. Hospital's seen better days though."The tank bred krogan answered as Megan let out a loud huff of air while Miranda rolled her eyes. "So tell me about the windows you broke."The brunette Sentinel said, dreading what Grunt was going to say next. "A couple of squadmates broke me out for my birthday. Tried lowering me down the side of the tower on a rope. It…didn't work out."Grunt scratched his forming head plates as Megan giggled at the thought of Grunt falling through the air yelling like a madman.
"Wait, it's your birthday?"The redhead asked through her giggles. "No. I'm tank bred, remember? Anyways, we got some pictures on the krogan memorial." "The one in the Presidium-wait. On the krogan memorial? Oh my God…"Miranda moaned in despair as Grunt nodded and grinned. "Yeah. See? That's me on top of the head."He grinned proudly like a child presenting something to the parents as he showed Megan and Miranda a picture of him standing on the head proudly, arms outstretched as his squadmates were busy clambering all over the statue. "Oh fuck me sideways…"Megan muttered, shaking her head as Miranda took a deep breath and counted to 10.
"But someone got mad because C-Sec arrived. And they were mad too. Or maybe they were mad about their shuttle being on fire. Can't remember."Grunt continued as Miranda stopped him with a raised palm. "Wait. Why the bloody hell was their shuttle on fire?"Miranda asked, her hand rubbing her forehead. "I threw my bottle of ryncol at it. Pretty strong stuff-it went up like a bonfire."Grunt started chuckling until he noticed Megan's death glare fixed on him and he stopped chuckling. "Then the C-Sec guys jumped out. I figured they didn't want it, so I took it. We didn't get very far before they shut us down."The krogan explained as he looked over at the smoking shuttle, the fires just put out by the fire department.
"They sprayed us down with riot foam. It didn't work so well on me."He continued as Megan and Miranda shared a look. "And pray tell me why it didn't work on you."Megan said, clearing her throat. "Cause I was on fire. You know, from the shuttle? C'mon Battlemistress, keep up."He said, promptly shutting up when he noticed Miranda and Megan's withering glare. "So how did they finally put an end to your drunken rampage?"The redhead asked. "Got hungry. Bought some noodles from here."Grunt replied, jerking his cuffed hands towards the Pho King behind him. "Grunt, you apologize to this good officer for setting his nice little shuttle on fire."Megan instructed the krogan as he sighed. "Fine. I'm sorry for setting your shuttle on fire."Grunt rumbled.
"…and I won't do it again."The krogan continued, looking down at the floor like a punished schoolboy when he noticed the glare Megan was giving him. "Good. Now Officer, please uncuff him. Also, I'm willing to pay for any and all damages that my wayward krogan here has caused."The redhead turned to Officer Vargus as he looked at Grunt. "This is what you're gonna be signing for Captain. You're lucky krogan. Don't let me catch you up here again."The turian C-Sec officer warned wearily as he uncuffed Grunt before handing Megan the datapad. "772,149 credits in damage inclusive of the shuttle. I don't know if I should be relieved or worried."Megan sighed as she turned to her tank bred krogan.
"So, how were those noodles? Thought you said noodles disgust you."The redhead asked casually. "A little too spicy. But a krogan's gotta eat."Grunt replied as Miranda smacked Grunt on his back. "You're a champion Grunt. Never thought I would ever see something like this happen."The brunette commented as grunt began chuckling. "I think the only way to keep you out of trouble tonight is to ask you over to my place for a dinner party. Here's the address. Oh, and ask Wrex to come along too. It's been forever since I last saw him."Megan regarded Grunt with an amused look as she sent the penthouse address to him. "Got it. Wrex won't be available tonight. Says he's got meeting with the pyjaks on the Council."Grunt replied.
"Oh that's a pity. I'm pretty sure my kids would love to see Uncle Wrex again."Miranda said. "I hope you have roasted varren battle mistress. Roasted varren and ryncol...best party ever!"Grunt chuckled enthusiastically as Megan sighed and smiled. "Sorry Grunt, there's not going to be any roasted varren. But there might be ryncol..." "At least it's not going to suck. You sure you don't want that roasted varren? It's the best thing ever."Grunt tried to sell his favorite delicacy unsuccessfully. "Not going to happen Grunt. Tonight we're going to have real food."Miranda replied with a small smile as Grunt looked downcast. "You two don't know how to enjoy good food. At least there's ryncol. See you tonight."The krogan sighed as he ambled off.
The couple headed back to the penthouse to play with their kids for a few hours before reluctantly departing for their own penthouse for the dinner party. When they reached there, they found Grunt standing at the door with a bottle of ryncol, acting as the bouncer. "Battlemistress. I'm standing watch at this door and turning away unwanted people."He grinned, answering Megan's curious gaze. "How many people have you turned away so far Grunt?"Miranda asked him. "I turned away a bunch of drunken volus and 3 shifty looking salarians. And I'm just getting started. Yeah, here we go!"Grunt guffawed as the intercom lit up to show a half dozen strong group of a mix of turians, humans and a lone asari. "Oh Goddess it's Captain Shepard! I love you long time!"The inebriated asari squealed.
"Yeah! Captain Shepard has the party! She's the woman, yo!"One clearly wasted human man hollered as the asari yanked her top off, exposing her sizable breasts as the Shepard couple facepalmed while Grunt looked interested. The other human, who was a female, also stripped her top off, proudly flashing her less impressive tits to the camera while the turians danced wildly. "I must say, those turians sure know how to rave dance."Miranda commented snarkily as Grunt pressed the talk button. "So you're here for the party? Heh, full house. Go away."Grunt chuckled as the group groaned. "Come on! I'll show Shepard how to dance!"One turian pleaded as the human woman dropped her skirt, revealing that she went commando. "Come on Captain...I'm a really good rug muncher...and I'm really tight..."She cooed.
"Jesus Christ. Unbelievable."Miranda swore as she pinched the bridge of her nose. "Oh. How the hell did these idiots even find me here?!"The redhead was lost for words before gathering her thoughts. "Hmm…interesting. So do you females promise to stay naked the entire night? And you turians will dance the entire night?"Grunt thought about it, holding up a meaty claw to silence any protests the Shepard couple had. "Yes of course!"The wasted bunch chorused as Grunt guffawed. "Excellent! Okay...nope! You shall not pass!"The tank bred krogan barked as he cut the feed with the push of a button. "Heh-heh-heh. This is so much fun. Don't worry Shepard. I'll keep these idiots out."Grunt waved them off with a huge smirk on his broad krogan face.
"Glad to see our tank baby having so much fun."The Spectre laughed as they went into the penthouse proper to see that Oriana had ordered pizza for the party. "Hey sis! You're finally here!"Oriana greeted them, waving with a big smile as she approached them. "Pizza? I thought you'd order something that would actually resemble proper food."The older Lawson twin quirked an eyebrow at the Super-Xtra-Mega size Meat Supreme pizza from Righetti's that was being shared between Erin, Joker, Samantha, Meg, Nyla, Jentha, James and Arthur as they lounged around the fireplace. "Pizza is proper food. It's one of the five food groups actually."Oriana shrugged as she took a dainty sip of her salarian frost wine.
"And this is why your sister is more fun. And it's also a reason why I don't let you control my diet."Megan smirked as she peeled off a huge slice of Meat Supreme and took a very large and un-ladylike bite out of it as her wife wore an expression of mild disgust. "And that's why I always wonder why I married a pig."The brunette retorted sassily, accepting a glass of fruity human liquor from Chakwas, who was giggling at the married women's antics. Megan simply responded by munching on the slice of pizza louder as everyone began sniggering at their little 'disagreement'. "I see you're the comic relief in the marriage Cap."Steve chuckled as he handed Megan a special rose mojito he'd concocted himself.
"Thanks Steve. Mmm…this is great! What went into it beside the usual ingredients?"The redhead complimented her shuttle pilot after taking a long sip. "I added some rose liqueur and some cinnamon to the mojito. Glad you like it."Steve answered as she joined Jacob and Michael who were already seated at the bar, who polished off her pizza with a massive mouthful. "Now, Captain Shepard here has a big mouth capacity I hope she makes full use of."Jacob joked with Michael, who snorted with laughter as the redhead fixed the beefy lieutenant with a glare that promised torture and death. "That was completely out of line."The Captain growled as soon as she swallowed down her pizza.
"Yeah that was out of line. I'm sorry Captain. Shouldn't crack such dirty jokes in front of ladies, right?"Jacob apologized as Michael clapped him on the shoulder. "Brother, this is why you everything you say runs through your brain first. But then again, maybe that alcohol fucked up something in there."The sniper chipped in, taking a drink of his cognac as Steve turned to Jack, who plopped herself on a high bar chair. "Yo Cortez, mix up some Absolute Mindfuck for me. I'm looking to get hammered tonight."The ex-convict gestured to Steve, who balked. "You want an Absolute Mindfuck? Hell no! Nope, I'm not gonna serve that shit up."He refused flatly as Jack stared in annoyance.
"Hey pussy, just because I'm a woman doesn't mean that I can't take one of these fuckers down. Shit, my record stands at 7 of these in one night."The tattooed convict snarled. "Nope, just no. I'm not going to mix up a drink that's been banned in any and every place that has a reputation better than Omega's Afterlife."Steve staunchly refused as Jack just sighed. "Oh for fucks sakes you gay bastard, just give me the ingredients. What's the matter chickenshits? Never seen a dyke pound one of these little fuckers down before?"She snapped at Jacob, Michael and Megan. The redhead looked utterly bewildered while the 2 men stared at her. "Yeah, pretty much. 7 Mindfucks in one night? You must be shitting us."Michael replied.
"I shit you not, Mikey." "Okay, what the hell is an Absolute Mindfuck?"Megan demanded. "An Absolute Mindfuck is a cocktail spawned straight from Satanhimself. There's 3 parts ryncol, 1 part uncut batarian ale, 2 parts of bourbon, 1 part salarian malek schnapps and 1 part absinthe. It puts you down damn quick and leaves you with the mother of all hangovers."Jacob explained as Chloe and Bethany joined them at the bar. "Good evening Steve. I'd like a glass of jenever please."Chloe asked politely as Cortez set down a beer glass, and a bottle of ryncol, batarian ale, bourbon, malek schnapps and absinthe each in front of Jack. "Knock yourself out woman. It's your funeral."Steve shrugged as Chloe and Bethany's jaws dropped open.
"Oh hell yes. Time to get wasted and get this party on."Jack chuckled to herself as she mixed up the lethal cocktail. "Here you go Chloe, some jenever for you. Want anything Bethany?"Steve asked as he set a rocks glass full of jenever in front of the French doctor. "Holy shit, that's a half liter beer glass you gave her!"The black private gawked at Jack, who was happily mixing up her Absolute Mindfuck while the relaxing deep house music was playing in the background through the impressive sounding sound system that was wired throughout the penthouse. "Yeah, there's no other way to serve it. So Miss Westmoreland, anything to quench your thirst?"The shuttle pilot asked. "Uh…well…I'll have Sex on the Beach."Bethany asked shyly as Jacob and Michael chortled.
"Jesus, you guys are like the most immature special forces operators ever."Megan rolled her honey green eyes as she took a deep sip of her rose mojito. "No need to be embarrassed Beth, having sex on the beach is amazing. Did it once myself."Steve chuckled, shaking the cocktail shaker vigorously. "Whoa there man, too much info."Michael said, raising his left hand while he drank some of his sweet vermouth. "What, 2 men having sexual relations make you uncomfortable?"Steve shot back defensively. "To tell you the truth, yeah. But hey, don't let my discomfort stop you from being happy. I believe everyone has the right to be happy."Michael explained as Steve nodded.
"Words to live by. Here you go Beth."The lieutenant agreed as he poured out Bethany's Sex on the Beach and served it to her. "Oh damn, this is the best Sex on the Beach I've tasted so far. Hey lieutenant, ever thought about setting up a bar when you retire? You really should."Bethany praised as she took a sip of her cocktail. "Well I've never thought about retirement, but that's something to consider once I'm old and slow."Steve pondered. "Aren't you already old and slow?"Michael snickered as Jacob almost did a spit take with his batarian ale and Megan laughed loudly, attracting the attention of the people on the couch including Miranda, who rolled her eyes and sighed as she poured herself some sake that Kasumi had brought along.
"Fine. You can make your own drinks tonight and pilot the shuttle from now on."Cortez retorted as he made himself a cocktail. "C'mon Steve, you know I was just fucking around with you."Michael pleaded, instantly subdued. "You better be. Damn Mike, you are a lucky man."Cortez smirked as he looked up to see Susan in a very scandalous cocktail dress walking over. "Sorry I'm late. All my fucking uniforms and civvy wear went missing, and this was the only thing that was left!"Susan simultaneously apologized and whined at the same time as her boyfriend, Jacob and Megan eyed her up. "Hot damn Sue...I think I wanna get outta here with you."Michael murmured as he lustily drank in the sight of the revealing white dress on his lady.
"For the love of fuck Captain, you're married. And I don't take clams in my diet."The diminutive biotic rolled her hazel eyes at the redheaded Spectre. "Hah, that's a funny way of putting it. One bottle of vodka and one rocks glass please."Viktor chuckled, pulling up the seat between Bethany and Michael. "You know for your size, I expected you to be a lot louder. You just goddamn ninja'd us."Jacob commented as he got a refill of his ale from Cortez, who then proceeded to set down Reznov's order before him. "I was always getting hell from my instructor back in N7 for not being stealthy enough. She always picked me out to do extra practice in silent movements and stealth strikes. She was a complete сука."The Russian shook his head at the memory as he filled the glass with the chilled vodka.
"Hey, guess who's here?"Grunt yelled from his post at the door. "Shepard!"A familiar voice boomed from the door as everyone turned to look. "Wrex! Glad you could make it, you old man."Megan called back with a huge grin on her face as Wrex limped into the apartment, wincing. "What's with the limp Wrex? Pulled a muscle again?"Garrus guffawed into his turian brandy, getting a few laughs from everyone. "Very funny, you whelp. Nah, it's the females. Ever since I cured the genophage, I've had all these females wanting to mate with me. Hey barkeep, get me a bottle of ryncol and a huge pack of ice."Wrex grumbled, leaning against the bar. "So, Uncle Wrex, you're just trying to advertise to us how virile you are huh?"Ashley chuckled from her seat.
"I'm so glad that everyone's a comedian now. I'd show you krogan virility any day Williams, but you'd probably break just from me dropping my pants. Ahh...that's the spot."The krogan leader sighed in relief as he slid the large pack of ice that Cortez handed him over his genitals. "That's nasty. So, you were saying something about females wanting to mate with you 24/7?"Miranda smiled deviously. "Yeah, so after I cured the genophage and all the females became fertile again, they've been going at it like wild varren. I think at least 70 percent of the females back on Tuchanka are pregnant now. So, krogan females want to mate with the strongest and most powerful male around for the strongest offspring. That means Uncle Wrex gets all the krogan females stalking him all day long wanting to mate with him."Wrex groaned.
"Isn't that like every male's fantasy? To be surrounded and stalked by a horde of horny women?"Jentha piped up as Arthur rubbed his hands on his face. "Three words Jenny. Male. Refractory. Period."The Chinese man sighed as all the men nodded sympathetically. "Exactly. So I thought doing diplomatic duty on the Citadel would get me away from the females for a month or so. Boy have I never been more wrong in my life."Wrex groaned as his huge head slumped down onto the table with a loud thud. "There there brother, it ain't easy being a player. I know that feel bro."Jacob said sympathetically, patting the krogan on his hump. "Hey, what's that supposed to mean? I'm the only one for you, right?"Kasumi pouted as she decloaked right next to Cortez at the bar, making the pilot jump in shock.
"Why am I not even surprised at this point?"Megan asked rhetorically as she drained the last of her mojito. "Am I really that predictable?"The Japanese thief asked as Jack snorted. "That's like asking if a nympho likes to fuck. Obviously yes, fucking duh."The tattooed woman rolled her eyes as she took another swig of her second glass of 'Absolute Mindfuck'. "Ah Kas. Was wondering where you were all night."Jacob said as he casually took another pull from his new glass of rum. "Do you have a thing for running around cloaked all the time or something? Because even I don't do that."Nicole asked her as she walked up to the bar to get a refill of her daiquiri. "You should try it. You can't imagine the things I've seen while cloaked."Kasumi smirked. "Read: she saw sex. A lot of sex."Megan snorted as everyone began laughing save for Kasumi.
"Hey, I'm not a voyeuristic pervert!"The thief exclaimed, offended as she crossed her arms over her chest as Jacob began laughing hysterically. "I'm gonna take that mad laugh as a sign that she's lying."Michael mumbled. "Oh joy. By the way, what's that tin can doing standing in the corner?"Wrex drawled, sticking his thumb at Legion, who had been watching the entire party the whole night. "I am gathering data about organic social rituals to collate and send to the consensus. This is to facilitate a better understanding of the organic species so that our treaty negotiations will proceed more efficiently."The geth replied as it swept it's 'eye' over the penthouse once more. "Come here Legion. Don't stand so far away; you're one of us. Don't be shy."Megan coaxed as the robot ambled over to the bar.
"The most important thing about organic interactions is to be in close proximity to the interaction, my friend."Viktor spoke up from his glass of vodka as everyone nodded at his sage advice. "The second step is to grab a drink and start talking."Verlus grinned as he walked up to the bar, gesturing to Cortez to refill his glass with more turian gavlor, a strong and sour turian liquor and to serve up one more. The 2 filled up rocks glasses slid on the counter over to Verlus in short order and he took one, handing the other to Legion, who eyed the glass warily. "Verlus-Spectre, I cannot consume any form of beverages or sustenance that organics do due to this platform's lack of a digestive system."The geth said seriously.
"Missing the point, Mr Tin Man. He's doing this so that you don't feel left out. Including a friend into a gathering is what we organics do to have better interactions. One Thessian Moondance, please."Ashley clued in Legion as she bit into her slice of chicken pizza, the chicken being marinated according to an exotic asari recipe. "Acknowledged Williams-Spectre. This drink contains squrrk, a salty turian fruit, which has been fermented and crushed to form this drink. The alcohol content is a very high 78.1 percent, which is harmful to organics when ingested."Legion recited as he analyzed the contents of the glass of liquor. "Only when 'ingested' repeatedly within a short period of time."Reznov said dismissively.
Soon, the party came to a close as everyone began to leave and soon, only Megan and Miranda were left with Thomas and Chloe alongside James and Jade. Legion was also there, dutifully following Megan around. "Hey, me and Chloe were wondering if we could stay for the night here. She doesn't quite like the Alliance accommodations."Thomas asked Megan as Miranda led Legion to go tidy up the place. There wasn't much to tidy up as the crew thoroughly cleaned up after themselves even though nobody had instructed them to. "Sure, why not? Just don't leave a mess on my bed, alright? I assume you and Muscles McGigantic want a room to stay in tonight too, Jade?"The redhead winked at the 2 couples, causing the women to blush and the men to shift awkwardly.
"Uh…yeah. I know I always do the nickname thing, but…well…the nicknames you give me are just weird."James scratched his head as the Spectre laughed. "Blame yourself for having overdeveloped muscles Vega. I'm gonna leave you horny lovebirds to it."Megan smiled deviously as she walked off to the kitchen to help her wife and Legion. "So, I call priority on the bedroom next to the Jacuzzi room."Thomas spoke up after a couple of seconds of embarrassed silence. "Then we'll take the room with the attached bathroom. So…have fun sir."James finished awkwardly as he wrapped his massive arm around Jade's waist, leading her up to the room. "Yeah, you too Lieutenant."Thomas mumbled as he led Chloe into his chosen bedroom.
"Finally we get to be alone."Chloe murmured huskily as Thomas captured her lips in a passionate kiss. "Indeed. I've just been watching you sitting there the whole bloody night, acting all coy and sipping on your drinks. Don't think I didn't notice you trying to tease me with that trick with the straw earlier on and you deliberately slurping on your pizza. I could've just bent you over right there and then and shagged you senseless."He growled throatily, pressing Chloe's petite, lithe body against his larger and well muscled frame as he unsnapped the last clasp on the back of Chloe's little white dress. The dress slid down the Frenchwoman's body, revealing her to be clad in nothing but a pair of white sheer panties.
"No bra? Now I really regret not fondling you earlier."Thomas huffed as he left a large hickey on Chloe's pale white neck. "Ooohh…oui, mon amour…"The redheaded doctor moaned as she undid Thomas' slacks, urgently pushing them down to the floor as she struggled with his briefs which barely contained his straining erection. "Not yet love…ladies first tonight."Thomas winked cheekily as he grabbed both of Chloe's perky breasts, gently kneading them as he lowered his head to capture the right nipple that was painfully erect between his lips. "Ah! Thomas!"The French doctor squeaked, feeling her womanhood getting increasingly wet with Thomas' ministrations.
Chloe couldn't stop herself from mewling like a cat as Thomas suckled and playfully tugged at her puffy, erect pink nipple before doing the same to the other nipple. The British man snaked his hand down into his lover's panties and found them drenched with her thick girl-cum and stroked her soft folds, finding them absolutely soaking wet with her feminine secretions. "Oui…I want you now..."Chloe whined as she began desperately grinding her ass against her boyfriend's clothed erection. "I want you so bloody bad right now."Thomas growled as he yanked Chloe's soaked panties down to her knees, pushing her down onto the luxurious bed before completely removing the panties.
Thomas didn't even waste any time teasing Chloe like he usually did. He just went straight in for the French doctor's sweet cunny, lapping up her clear fluids with his tongue. Chloe could only gasp and moan in lust as his tongue darted into her tight canal, hunting for her most sensitive spot. He pulled out and sucked on her wet petals which were a bright shade of red from the petite redhead's immense arousal, causing her to buck her hips wildly grinding herself against his mouth. "Oui-oui-oui! Garderl'amourva!"She cried out as Thomas flicked his tongue over her needy clit, standing proud and erect. "I want you Tom. I want to suck your cock. I want you to fuck me!"The redheaded French lady panted, unable to keep the trembling out of her voice as she sat up and pulled her lover's boxers down roughly, letting his impressive erection spring free.
"Goddammit Chloe…you just turn me on so fucking much."Thomas growled as he sat down next to her on the bed, grabbing her by the hips and lifting her up so that they were in a seated 69 position. Thomas duly got back to licking Chloe's cunt while Chloe began running her tongue up and down Thomas' throbbing cock greedily, occasionally pausing to plant a trail of kisses from the root to the head. The redhead moaned, savoring the feeling of her lover eating her out as she let her saliva drool down from her mouth and onto Thomas' penis before she enveloped it with her hot, wet mouth and began to suck, lashing the head with her skilled tongue as she sucked on her boyfriend's dick as though her life depended on it.
Thomas groaned into Chloe's nether lips, his arousal increasing as he felt his balls start to churn from the load he was building up courtesy of his lady's enthusiastic blowjob. The vibrations from his groaning in turn increased Chloe's own pleasure, causing her to moan around her lover's cock in her mouth. Chloe couldn't take much more pleasure as soon she came, her pussy gushing her thick girl-cum out onto Thomas' waiting mouth as she screamed and choked around the member in her mouth. Upon seeing this, Thomas lay back down and pulled Chloe along with him, freeing his cock from the confines of her mouth and stopping her choking on his penis.
He let her gently slump down on the bed, her legs still trembling from the orgasm as he laid atop her, kissing her deeply as she eagerly reciprocated while he squeezed and toyed her perky breasts while gently grinding his precum coated erection against her quivering pussy. She looked deep into his eyes and nodded, a silent agreement for them to be joined as one. Thomas didn't hesitate to hilt himself deep into her, parting her tight, soaked pussy easily as they both moaned loudly. "Baise-moi, mon chéri!"Chloe begged as Thomas began thrusting his manhood into her with force, their pleasured moans joining the sounds of their flesh slapping together. The British sniper groaned as he threw his French lady's legs over his shoulders and thrust even deeper into her velvet heat.
They kept up their frenetic fucking for a few more minutes, somehow managing to French kiss each other while their flesh slapped against each other's energetically. Thomas' cock managed to hit Chloe's g-spot with every thrust, steadily building her up to another amazing orgasm. The petite redhead shrieked and squealed with every thrust and withdrawal of her lover's dick, feeling herself starting to leak even more of her own pussy juices as she surely was brought to the edge. "Oui! I'm cumming!"Chloe screamed as her girl-cum gushed out of her convulsing cunt as Thomas slowed down his thrusting, panting heavily as his cock begged for his own release. "I want to taste your cum! Give it to me!"She commanded as he quickly scooted over, his cock over her face.
She took his throbbing cock into her mouth once more, sucking vigorously as Thomas growled throatily, reaching one hand down to toy with Chloe's still leaking pussy while the other hand stroked her head and played with her hair. The beautiful French doctor took her boyfriend's throbbing penis into her throat, gagging loudly as she did as she deepthroated his cock as she looked up at him with innocent doe eyes. That was all it took to set Thomas off as he came down her throat, groaning loudly as his cock twitched in the confines of Chloe's tight throat with every thick load of semen he shot into her stomach. He remained in her throat for 3 blasts as she swallowed each load eagerly, milking his cock and heightening his pleasure before he pulled back and filled her mouth with 2 more loads.
"Mmm…délicieux."Chloe purred after swallowing down Thomas' cum before sucking tenderly on his softening cock. "Oh good Lord little lady, you've just drained me. I love you."The blond sniper panted as he lay down next to her. "Je t'aime trop, beau."The redheaded French girl giggled as she hugged her boyfriend close, enjoying the feel of one of his muscular arms snaking around her waist and embracing her as they slowly drifted off to sleep. In the adjacent guest room, James and Jade were taking it slow, wanting their lovemaking to last longer. The beefy Latino was happily lapping away at Jade's pink twat while she stroked his cock tenderly, not wanting him to cum too early as she panted and moaned.
"Mmm…I think that's enough loverboy. Ready to go for the homerun?"Jade drawled in her dusky Texan accent, which was made even more pronounced by her incredible arousal. "Déjame hacerte el amor, mi bella dama."James drawled throatily, sending another rush of wet heat to her already wet center. "No, you sexy beast, quiero que me folles duro. I do know a little bit of Spanish, Mister Vega."The blonde engineer purred as James attacked her lips with his own and she reciprocated eagerly as he pulled her atop him, her long toned legs straddling his waist as she impaled her dripping wet vagina on his hard, pulsing prick. "Oh my God…"She moaned lustily, groping her perky breasts as James let out a huge breath of air and the pleasure of her walls wrapped around him.
Jade happily bounced on his cock, her blonde hair flapping around wildly as they made passionate love, her hands occupied with playing with her hair as Vega multitasked with his hands. His left hand gripped Jade's finely turned waist, aiding her in her motions while his right was gently squeezing her left breast. "Oh Lieutenant! You're pretty good with that big dick of yours!"The N7 engineer laughed breathlessly, her breath hitching at the last word as James hilted himself particularly hard and deep into her clasping pussy. "Su cuerpo se siente divino, sexy."James winked at her as she moaned lewdly when his left hand smacked her toned ass before he teased her puckered asshole with his middle finger.
James went lower, dipping his fingers into his girl's soaking wet twat while they kissed fiercely before he pushed his middle finger into Jade's tight rear entrance. "Ooh! You dirty fucker!"The blonde lady squealed in a very high pitched voice as her ass was probed by her man's finger while she repeatedly impaled her pussy on his rock hard cock. "Hang on mi amor, gotta switch it up."Vega grunted, reluctantly removing his finger from his lady's tight anus and flipping them over into doggy position. "Mmh…are you going to fuck me like a whore now, Mister Vega?"Jade looked back at James, summoning the sultriest voice she could muster and shooting him a 'come fuck me' look.
"You know it, you fucking tease."And with that, Vega roughly hilted himself inside of Jade, both of them crying out at the amazing pleasure. James lived up to his promise, roughly taking Jade as he gently pushed her head down into the sheets while he kept her ass up, the position he always fantasized about having Jade in. It didn't take long for Jade to cum with how hard James was fucking her, a strangled shriek escaping from her lips as her tight cunt flooded and overflowed with her feminine cum as James quickly pulled out, flipped her around and shot his semen all over her body. A small strand landed in her small patch of blonde pubic hair while her stomach and tits caught most of the blasts. Some semen even managed to land in her mouth as she happily swallowed.
"Oh eww! It tastes horrible! Don't you ever eat any fucking vegetables?"Jade coughed, spitting his cum out as James winced. "Sorry baby, but ain't nobody got time for veggies. Bulking, girl."He apologized as he sat down, leaning against the headboard as he drew Jade in with a hug. "I don't care. I'm not swallowing ever again if it's gonna taste that horrible."The blonde woman huffed, crossing her arms over her breasts as Vega began kissing her neck, making her let out an involuntary squeak of arousal and pleasure. "C'mon hermosa…don't be mad now…"James whispered as Jade fought down the urge to play with herself. God, this horny sonofabitch turns me on so much! She thought to herself.
Finally, in the master bedroom, Megan was spooning against Miranda from behind, her hands busy playing with Miranda's perfect pussy. "You know Miri…everyone's fucking right now. I say we should go with the flow and fuck right now."The redheaded Spectre whispered huskily into the brunette's ear. "Mmm…you know what I say, Cassie?"Miranda turned around to face Megan with a lazy smile, internally laughing at the eager and slightly desperate smile her wife was giving her. "Let's fuck and get sweaty?"The Vanguard giggled. "Nope. I say not tonight, Megpie. Goodnight."Miranda laughed as she turned around and pulled the covers over herself. "Oh, you bitch."Megan swore in frustration after a few seconds of awkward silence.
Final notes:Yep, I know. It's been forever since that last chapter. Military service is really gobbling up all of my time, and although I would rather be writing this fic, the army doesn't agree with me. Well, I hope I at least managed to compensate for the delay with this longer chapter. To everyone fav-ing and following and dropping reviews, I really appreciate you guys and I just wanna say keep it up. I hope more of you can review, and I hope you've enjoyed this painstakingly written chapter.
