Sonic's Insane Life-By InuSonishaUnlimited
Disclaimer: I don't own SEGA or their characters. Also, there are some characters that are not mine in this story, some of which came from DeviantART or otherwise. I will point out these characters and their creators, so that they recieve their credit. Either way...that's done.
Summary: Basically put, this story is all about insane, crazy adventures that Sonic and his friends go through in his life. Lots of craziness ensues here, so here's the lowdown: This is M-rated, so kiddies should stay away. There is Strong Language, Strong Violence, Nudity, Lots of Sex and Absolue Insanity. Flames will be punished with a harsh message from me, so think twice about doing it. I take suggestions for characters to show up or scenarios, but otherwise, have fun and hope you enjoy!
News Update- I know, I know, it's been a while but the Insanity is still coming. Your patience is appreciated.
InuSonishaUnlimited: Hope everyone enjoyed the previous chapter.
Sonic: Sure they did.
InuSonishaUnlimited: Viewers, continue to keep this one alive as I do so as well. Thank you very much and happy insanity.
Insane Day 48: Carriers of Spirits
Following the madness of the other day, an new day beckoned. Unfortunately, it starts with Eggman's latest scheme. "Today, my plan is to conjure up the spirits of my conquering ancestors! With our minds combined, the world will be mine!" he yells from his lab, making his robotic minions laugh. "If they're your ancestors, then the failures will only get even more interesting." Metal says, drinking his flask. "My ancestors were fine failures, thank you very much!" Eggman says, yelling it out. "Master Eggman, no offense, but your schemes of world conquest just haven't been working." Metallias says, drawing in a little sketch book a heart of her and Metal holding hands. "It's all that damn hedgehog's fault! But this time, he needs to defeat a lot more than just one Eggman! Ahahahahaha!!" Eggman says, holding a particularly weird device.
Meanwhile, Sonic had just arrived outside the city, overlooking the mountainscape with a...bored expression. "Man, I've been everywhere." he says adamantly, looking over the misty mountains. "Well I know a spot you can explore." Natasha says, stepping up behind him. "And where could that be? I've run all over the place." Sonic says, but his interests raises when she points to a giant hole that he missed over on the east of the valley. "Heh...how'd I miss that?" he says, looking over the edge. "You'd be surprised what you can miss, running that fast." she says. "So where's it go?" he asks, seeing the swirl of evil. "The Netherregions, a parallel world of spirits and creepy stuff like that." she says. At that moment, Sonic gulps at the very thought of an entire realm of spirits. But the adventurous spirit within sparks that famous smirk and he leaps inside. "YEAAAHHH!!"
Back at Station Square, the sound of Sonic's yelling somehow reaches the ears of Amy, who is out of her house lightening quick. "Sonic! Where are you!? Are you hurt!?" is what she yells the whole way, obviously misunderstanding the purpose of Sonic's excitement. "I'm sure he is just being Sonic, Amy." Cream says, with Cheese already waving the speeding pink hedgehog off. Those in her wake are pushed to the sides, which was the luck of one particular glass-pushing salesman. In mere seconds, people were rolling and running to avoid the spray of glass shards caused by the dust Amy picked up from her running. Three people were hospitalized with several glass related injuries, mostly eye-piercings.
Now odd enough, Sonic didn't see Eggman on the cliffside near the mountain he jumped from and failed to notice the device bringing back undead Eggmen of the distant past. "Hahaha, it's working! Finally! My fellow Eggmen, this world belongs to us! Well, me mostly, but you get the idea! We will rise up and use our combined intellect to take over this world once and for all! Who is with me!?" Eggman yells, but he forgot to take one thing into account. Since they are his ancestors, they all want to take over the world...for themselves. So the idea of coming together seemed rather pointless to them. As a result, armed with their Egg Mobiles, decrepit ones at that, they zoomed off to form their own respective labs and formulate their own respective plans, all of which were doomed to fail. "Damn it." Eggman curses as he watches the display.
The Netherregions proved to be more than what Sonic had in mind. It was the most terrifying place he had ever experienced and yet, he was laughing the entire time. "Ahahaha, this is ridiculous! What kind of world is this?!" Sonic laughed as he passed through the realms, looking at various bad reruns, horrible B-movies and hearing some of the worst lines ever stated in a film. "Man, the Netherregions are something else...wait, is that...?" Sonic asks, circling towards what appeared to be a glowing crater. Coming out of the crater, however, was something truly terrifying. "No...it can't be...!!" Sonic shouts, stopping in his tracks as this entity escaped the bowls of the crater. With a horrific roar and flaming body, Sonic knew he had come across an old adversary.
Eggman was having his own problems, with all his ancestors roaming around with world conquest on their minds. Shadow, however, happens to see Eggman in his pissed-off panic and goes over. "What the hell is your problem?" Shadow asks. "My ancestors! My fucking ancestors have betrayed me!" Eggman yells out. "Has your family line ever shown any signs of loyalty?" Shadow asks. "Come to think of it…aww fuck! I should've known! What am I gonna do now!? There's like 10 different Eggmen wandering the world now!" Eggman curses, banging his head with the book he used to summon them to begin with. Shadow looks at the book and points to the writer's note at the bottom of the page. "Warning, the spirits you summon may not be too loyal to you depending on what you say." Eggman looks at this and just raises an eyebrow. "This machine is bogus!" he shouts.
Now while all this was going on, M.Tails was down at the beach, relaxing in the sands until one of the Eggmen lands down and starts terrorizing the beach. He lifts his shades and looks at the fat man, walking towards him. "Hey Eggman, you're ruining my vacation." M.Tails says before the Eggman hops down and advances towards him. Within seconds, he knocks M.Tails across the beach, sending him into a nearby hotdog stand, a couple of which have fallen into his swimming shorts. "Oh you son-of-a-bitch." M.Tails says, getting up and smacking down the Eggman into the sand. And with that, the battle was on.
Speaking of which, Sonic was staring down a big beastie from the past. Covered in green flames and three red eyes, the third one right on the forehead, four arms and cooled magma forming armor, Sonic knew exactly what it was. "It's…It's the ghost of Iblis!" Sonic yells as the creature roars loudly, shaking up the entire realm. "Aww fuck." Sonic says, bracing himself for one heated battle. Almost immediately, Iblis sends one of his colossal arms right at Sonic, who jumps away and leaps on the hand. "If I can get to the head, I can defeat him!" Sonic shouts, running up the arm before reaching Iblis's face. However, the heat from his body traveled through Sonic's shoes which torched Sonic's feet. "OH GOD!!" Sonic yells, hopping off Iblis and trying to cool down his feet. This leaves him open for getting nailed by Iblis's fire breath, further heating up Sonic. "SHIT!!" Sonic yells, running from the flames as the Living Flame runs after the blue hedgehog. "Fuck that! Fuck that shit!" Sonic yells, running towards the portal.
Meanwhile, M.Tails was locked in combat with one of the Eggmen, jumping him and slamming his fists on the fat man's face rapidly, almost drowning him in the ocean. The Eggman grabs M.Tails' neck, throwing him under the water and beating him down on the Cliffside. Using his tails, M.Tails grabs the Eggman's legs and flips him into the wall of rocks, smashing the back of his own head into the Eggman's nose. The blood from his nose flows in the sea, attracting a nearby shark. However, the poor beast gets locked in the middle of their brawl, with M.Tails and the Eggman punching each other, as well as the shark. The shark's unconscious body floats to the sandy bottom as M.Tails and the Eggman rise back from the sea, walking up the sand while punching each other rapidly. They make their way into the Emerald Coast Hotel, fighting through the bellhops and various other hotel personnel and attendants. All the way into the elevator, the Eggman grabs M.Tails' head and slams him into the button panel rapidly, making the elevator go up and down. The tenth slam gives M.Tails the chance to turn his body and slam down the Eggman with his tails. They roll out of the elevator and off the balcony of the top floor of the hotel building.
As if by instinct, Silver perked up and looks out the window in the direction of the gate to the Netherregions. He sensed it, he felt it and knew exactly what was coming out of there. "He's coming…" Silver says, getting up as Blaze walks into the room. "Silver, did you feel that?" she asks as he heads towards her. "Yeah, he's back….Iblis." Silver says as they dash out and towards Sonic, who is running even faster than usual. By the time he reaches Silver and Blaze, they already know what happened. "Sonic, where is he!?" Silver asks. "There!" Sonic yells, pointing to the fiery chaos that is Iblis. "I can't believe this!" Blaze shouts. "It's not the real Iblis! It's his vengeful spirit!" Sonic yells. "Vengeful spirit or not, he's going down again!" Silver yells, levitating as Sonic and Blaze prepped themselves for combat against the flaming evil.
Back at Eggman's lab, he sits down and starts thinking. His past counterparts are all against him and trying to take what he saw was rightfully his own. What was an Eggman to do? Why, build a giant mech to counter them all, of course! "Time to resurrect the Egg Bot!" Eggman says, going in his large storehouse. In the aisle that read "Sonic Advance 2", he walked to the end of the aisle and punched in his password on the touchpad. The door engages and the massive second-to-final boss of Sonic Advance 2 walks out. Quite a big robot, but even Eggman knows that will not be enough. He decides to combine the Egg Bot with the death hand of the Egg Saucer and the napalm cannon of the Egg Frog, adding also the spinning blades of the Egg Totem. The result is a truthfully stupid-looking mess of a bot, but a terror to Eggman. "Hehe they're going down." He says to himself.
The outside of the Emerald Coast Hotel roars with screams as M.Tails and the Eggman he's been battling continue their brawl through the streets. At one point a truck runs straight towards them, though the two are too distracted to care. It hits them and even as they sail in the air with possibly broken bones, their fists continue to hit each other. They land all the way at the docks near the beach, M.Tails and the Eggman continuing all the way to the end of the line. At the edge, M.Tails misses a step and grabs the edge of the dock as the Eggman presses his foot on the fox's hand. M.Tails, writhing in pain, grabs the Eggman's leg and pulls him into the ocean, confused by the absence of a splash. It is at that point that the Eggman rises out of the water and launches itself at M.Tails, who hits a button on his watch. The resulting beam hits the Eggman and pretty much vaporizes it in a small flash. He breathes heavy and grips his wounded body, walking all the way back to the beach where he was relaxing. Cosmo and Cosmia return from one of the boardwalk attractions and they see their wounded boyfriend. "Oh my god, what happened to you?" Cosmo asks as Cosmia puts some ice on his cheek. "Huff….huff…you don't want to know." M.Tails says.
The center of the city erupts in several flame waves as a result of Iblis's ghost. "I didn't even think it was possible for him to have a ghost!" Sonic yells, dodging some fireballs. "He'll be extinguished for good after this!" Silver says, grabbing some fireballs and sending them back at Iblis. The beast roars in pain and unleashes his fire breath, which Blaze leaps over with ease. "You're through, Iblis!" Blaze shouts, spinning straight through the head as Silver and Sonic rise up. "I'm finishing this now!" Silver says, grabbing a spinning Sonic the Hedgehog with his powers and sending him right at Iblis's third eye. The resulting force finishes the beast off and exorcises Iblis's ghost, ending the creature once and for all. "Hot hot hot hot!!" Sonic yells, running to get the heated magma off his body. Silver and Blaze laugh as the hedgehog attempts to cool off quickly.
Eggman presses a button in his mech, bringing up a radar screen. "9 more remain? Where did the other go? Perhaps Sonic and his little pals can assist me without me asking…hahahah genius. In any case, I will not let them go anymore." Eggman says, starting up the mech and flying out of the planet's gravitational pull. He reaches a large space station where he starts restarting all the computer systems. All the mechs start cleaning everything up as Metal and Metallias follow Eggman. "Now once all my forces are prepared, I will take my world back from those remnants of my past!" Eggman yells, setting the positions of all the Eggmen on the screen. "Hmph, may as well let those fools down there take them out." Metal says. "Aww that's not fun!" Metallias says. "Don't mind Metal, he's just a bitch." Eggman says. At that, Metal shakes his head and looks at the radar. "I'll show you who's a bitch!"
InuSonishaUnlimited: And thus the gauntlets have been thrown down, with Eggman's forces and Sonic with his friends facing down 9 Eggmen of the past.
Sonic: Great, as if one Eggman was enough of a pain.
F.Tails: We can take them out, just you wait and see!
Knuckles: All right, some ass to kick!
InuSonishaUnlimited: Some insane fights and randomness shall ensue as the battle against the Eggmen starts up.
