And now, a chapter through the POV of Lucina cause we need more cats in here…
7 A.M.
Lucina would be woken up by the sound of Chrom dancing to this song he wrote. He was a very bad singer and she wondered if a cat got in the dishwasher again. Twenty minutes later, he would knock down the door and throw a basket of fish at her.
"FATHER!" screamed Lucina, grabbing her sword.
Chrom snickered annoyingly and quickly backed out of the room; the door closing behind him without a sound.
7:30 A.M
She would get in the shower. Nothing really special about that, but from time to time her soap would be replaced with tartar sauce. This was one of those days.
"FATHER!" screamed Lucina, rinsing the sauce off her.
8 A.M.
Because they technically believe everything but the shower is witchcraft, or at the very least broken, Chrom usually cooks around a campfire. In the middle of the living room since common sense was void. Lucina would walk up to Chrom, trying her best to smile warmly, and look at what he had in the frying pan.
"Pancakes?" she would ask, raising an eyebrow.
Chrom would then take the face large pancake that was on the pan and slap it onto her face. Ironically, it wasn't very hot but lukewarm. While she was confused, he would take the fish pie that was at his feet and smash it into her face.
"FATHER!"
10 A.M.
Lucina would walk into the McDonald's, smelling like fish, pancakes and tartar sauce. Mario and Marth were always the first ones there; they would stop talking to smell the air.
"Why does it smell like-" began Mario.
Lucina would throw a steaming hot basket of fish sticks at Mario then proceed to angrily walk into her office. Through the ladies room because whoever designed the building failed at architecture.
"She does realize that you usually catch them with that net, right?" questioned Mario.
Marth shrugged as he began to munch on fish sticks.
11 A.M.
Because she wasn't used to the 'mannerisms' of this world, she would usually brush up on most of the slang the 'hip kids' used. Today's lucky word was 'bud' and she used it in a sentence when she texted Palutena.
To which she replied: My MLG status does not mean that I can do that at will!
And thus Lucina knew another word of which she had no clue what it meant.
12 P.M.
The highlight of her day, otherwise known as the climax, was reading a random magazine. It was Smash Boy and it was quite entertaining. She especially liked Chrom's pictures.
"You do realize that's actually an erotic magazine, right?" questioned Mario, poking his head in.
Her eyes grew wide and Mario quickly closed the door as the magazine bounced off it.
12:15 P.M.
"Yo, Lucy-" began Pit, donning his black shades." Have-are you okay?"
Lucina was in the corner of her office, her desk sliced cleanly in half, and shredded paper covering the floor. Her eyes were closed and she was rocking herself back and forth. Pit turned to Mario and Marth who were standing behind Link with his shield raised.
"Should we get Robin again?" he asked.
1:15 P.M.
"I have purged the world of the horrors of the Smash Boy magazine!" exclaimed Lucina, walking in with a sword covered in ink." Never again-"
"You do realize that makes up a large portion of the guy's income, right?" questioned Mario, raising an eyebrow.
All happiness drained from Lucina's face as she slowly backed out of the restaurant.
2:15 P.M.
Lucina restored the magazine company she destroyed and was given an issue of Smash Girl. She was entranced by the pictures and extremely detailed facts about each of her comrades. She was even more amazed by her own section.
"What do they mean I have a 'Mommy' kink!?" exclaimed Lucina.
4:15 P.M.
"LUCY LINK'S TRAPPED IN A WELL!" exclaimed Marth, rushing into her office." WE MUST-what are you doing?"
Lucina froze in horror midway through pouring some tea for Kirby who stared at Marth. The room was pink, there was a round table with a silk tablecloth and the chairs were like small thrones. In each of the chairs, there was a stuffed animal ranging from a dog to cat to even a plush version of Lucina as a Neko. Lucina herself was wearing an elegant feathered mask and a tiara adorned with jewels.
"Um, the cup's overflowing," stated Marth.
Lucina quickly stopped pouring and handed Kirby a small handkerchief.
"Uh, yes, well….do what you must!" exclaimed Lucina." The fate of Link rests in your hands!"
Marth stood there dumbfounded which caused Lucina's face to turn bright red.
"NOW GO!"
Marth disappeared in a puff of smoke.
9: 30 P.M.
"G'night, Father!" exclaimed Lucina.
As soon as she opened her door, a wall of fish came crashing down on her.
"FATHER!" exclaimed Lucina.
Present Time P.A.
"You know, these magazines are disturbingly accurate," stated Mario, flipping through the pages.
Lucina walked by a fish stuck to her forehead. She then threw it to Marth who caught it with his net.
"I, for one, am glad that Chrom likes fish sticks," stated Marth, smiling warmly.
"And I cannot lie!" exclaimed Chrom, popping up in between them with fish sticks in his hands.
END
