a/n: contains reference to the plot of PotC:AWE
I neither own, nor make any profit from Pirates of the Caribbean. (Flannelette: also known as the woman )
The Adventures of Flannelette the Pirate Maiden: Chapter 51
I predict a riot...
An interloper
In their midst,
With crayoned-on
Tattoo;
An unexpected extra evil foe.
The bath-house pirates join
Barbossa, Will and girls above;
The patient filthy crew join in below.
~0~
An entertaining battle,
Full of
Fireworks
And noise;
With Jack, the undead monkey, taking part.
Brave Flannelette, in naught but coat,
Swirls round, deflects, and thrusts;
A sight to melt the hardest, coldest heart.
~0~
And somehow
In the mayhem,
As the battle
Rages on,
Will Turner makes a slightly dodgy pact.
He makes a deal with Mercer
Just to help his dear old dad,
And only Flannelette observes this act.
~0~
Then off
To find Jack Sparrow,
Joining forces
With Sao Feng;
Two pirate crews together on one boat.
Barbossa has an inkling
Of the temperatures they'll face,
And makes dear Flannelette hand back his coat.
~0~
It's cold,
It's very, very cold;
A chilly,
Icy trip;
An eyebrow numbing, finger freezing storm.
Despite the flimsy garments
Flannelette has put back on,
She's radiant and glowing, toasty warm.
~0~
Will Flannelette now have a hold over Will?
What will Liz do, if she finds out?
