a/n: contains reference to the plot of PotC:AWE

I neither own, nor make any profit from Pirates of the Caribbean. (Flannelette: also known as the woman )


The Adventures of Flannelette the Pirate Maiden: Chapter 51


I predict a riot...

An interloper

In their midst,

With crayoned-on

Tattoo;

An unexpected extra evil foe.

The bath-house pirates join

Barbossa, Will and girls above;

The patient filthy crew join in below.

~0~

An entertaining battle,

Full of

Fireworks

And noise;

With Jack, the undead monkey, taking part.

Brave Flannelette, in naught but coat,

Swirls round, deflects, and thrusts;

A sight to melt the hardest, coldest heart.

~0~

And somehow

In the mayhem,

As the battle

Rages on,

Will Turner makes a slightly dodgy pact.

He makes a deal with Mercer

Just to help his dear old dad,

And only Flannelette observes this act.

~0~

Then off

To find Jack Sparrow,

Joining forces

With Sao Feng;

Two pirate crews together on one boat.

Barbossa has an inkling

Of the temperatures they'll face,

And makes dear Flannelette hand back his coat.

~0~

It's cold,

It's very, very cold;

A chilly,

Icy trip;

An eyebrow numbing, finger freezing storm.

Despite the flimsy garments

Flannelette has put back on,

She's radiant and glowing, toasty warm.

~0~


Will Flannelette now have a hold over Will?

What will Liz do, if she finds out?