... I fear for my life here. Yep, Buttons and Ribbons is back as Belarus. Also, do you think that Romano's out of character in the letters? I'm a little self conscious about that right now...

Disclaimer: You're kidding me, right?


Romano,

Добры дзень, I won't stab you, this time. Only because you gave me advice. Most people would run away.

Зараз, I told Літва to leave me alone, countless times, he doesn't seem to get it.

He called me 'cute' and 'beautiful' ...so I threw a knife at him.

He's lucky it missed.

I am considering telling brother that he raped me, maybe perhaps he will finally leave me alone.

I am taking your advice on how to make brother love me. I have tried to talk to that America, I know brother hates him very much. America seems... nice.. He seems to be the only person who's not afraid of me. He's always smiling and making jokes. It makes me... happy.

B-but I'm only going to start speaking with him more because of the plan! If I can make brother jealous, he will finally confess his love and we can then marry!

I need to dispose of that English nation if I want my plan to succeed. He's been around America a lot, and the plan won't work with him around!

ад,

Рэспубліка Беларусь.

P.S.

I am going to Italy for a holiday in April, I suggest you show me around if you want to keep all of your limbs.


Dear Belarus,

Yeah, he's pretty tenacious... I've tried telling him to go after someone else, but the idiot won't give up. I think telling Russia he raped you is going a little too far, though. Just... Just a bit. O_o;;; Most people would just accept the compliments...

I think that part of the reason he's not giving up is because you react to him doing those things. Maybe if you just... Ignore him? I dunno, but if he sees that he's not getting any sort of response from you at all, whether it be good or bad, he might give up. It's worth a shot...

*gulps* W-will do. Word of advice though, Italian airport security won't be too happy if they find you in posession of potential weapons. And your knives... Those definitely count.

Signed,

Romano


Uh oh... Romano, what have you done? ! Now Artie's on Natalia's kill list! Alfred's gonna be pissed if his boyfriend suddenly gets stabbed to death.