"WINDOW SEAT!!!" screamed Kagome as she dove for the window seat.  Well duh.  Where do you think she would be diving?  The isle seat?  "Inu-Yasha, sit next to me!!"

"Well, I was GOING to…but I wanted a window seat." Said Inu-Yasha just because he felt like torturing her.

"I'LL MOVE!!!" screeched Kagome as she leapt up, sat down in the isle seat and then started fluffing the pillow that was on the window seat and brushing it off.

"Very well." Said Inu-Yasha as he sat in the window seat.

"Kagome!" said Sango.  "Don't make me sit with Hosh-sama!  Do you remember what he did to me on the way here?!"

"No." said Kagome.  "He was sitting with Shippo, remember?"

"Oh right." Said Sango with a nod.  "Sorry Hosh-sama!"

"That's okay." Said Miroku as he sat down next to her since she had snatched the window seat.  He secretly wanted the isle seat the whole time so that he could violate the stewardesses and random beautiful ladies that walked by and hopefully grant fatherly services to.

Suddenly, Kagome leaned over the back of her seat and faced Sango.

"GIRL TALK!!" Kagome shrieked.

Sango looked at Miroku and Inu-Yasha who had no averted their full attention to Kagome because she had so suddenly shrieked.  "Now?  Here?"

"OF COURSE!!" Kagome yelled.  "Okay, so who do you think is…bigger?"

"Do you mean fatter or…taller…?" Sango asked.

"All around!" Kagome said cheerfully.  "They say a man is half the size of their foot!"

"Um…both of them have pretty small feet." Sango said as she looked down.

"Okay…screw the foot thing and ANSWER MY QUESTION!!"

"Okay…who's fatter?  Neither of them are really fat at all but Inu-Yasha's pretty scrawny so I'd have to say Miroku.  Taller?  Definitely Miroku."

"YOU KNOW?!?!?" Kagome screeched.  "YOU MUST BE IN LOVE!!!"

"Well, look at them, Miroku's got at least a few inches on Inu-Yasha."

"A FEW INCHES?!"

"SHUT-UP!!" Yelled some random unshaven fat guy who was on the plane.

"Yeah…" Sango said uneasily in a low voice.  "Watch, stand up."

With that Inu-Yasha and Miroku stood up because they had nothing better to do.

"I must protest, I am not fat." Miroku said.

"And I'm NOT scrawny!" Inu-Yasha yelled.  "How dare you say that!"

"See." Said Sango.

"Wait…you thought I meant HEIGHT?!" Kagome laughed.  "Oh…that's funny!!"

Then she burst into a fit of uncontrollable laughter.  At times, everyone thought she was going to die because she was short of breath but she just passed out instead.

"Whoa." Said Inu-Yasha.  "That was really strange."

Ten minutes later…

"Inu-Yasha…" Kagome said slowly as she looked at Inu-Yasha who was looking out the window wistfully.  He turned his head in what seemed like slow motion and his eyes sparkled in the light.

"You're awake." He said with a smile.

"Are you bored?" Kagome asked as she pushed the stray hair from Inu-Yasha's face.

"I was while you were asleep." Said Inu-Yasha.  "But now that you're awake, I know you can give me something to do."

"Do you have any ideas?" Kagome asked with sparkling, distressed teary eyes.  There were flowers and bubbles in the background.

"You could kiss me." Said Inu-Yasha as he pulled Kagome closer.

"Inu-Yasha…"

"Kagome…"

"You wistfully uttered my name…" said Kagome.  "That was the first time…"

"You noticed…" said Inu-Yasha.

"Of course I noticed." Said Kagome.  "I love you and that's the only reason I need."

"I love you too."

Then they kissed and stuff.  They didn't even come up for air because they didn't need it because they supplied each with air with their love!

Suddenly, Inu-Yasha pulled back and started shaking Kagome.

"Kagome, Kagome!" he yelled.

Kagome was suddenly shaken awake from her dream.  Yes.  It WAS a dream.  Did we fool you that time?

"What?" Kagome asked in her discombobulated state.

"The movie's starting." He said.  "Could you hold the earphones for me again?  I just can't get them to stay."

Kagome sighed.  "Okay…" she said.  Then she got a clever idea.  "I'll hold them…if you kiss me."

"Kiss you?"

"Yes!" Kagome said as she suddenly got angry.

"How is that a fair trade at all?" Inu-Yasha asked.

"I don't know." Said Kagome.  "I hold the earphones there for two hours while you watch the movie and all you have to do is kiss me?  Seems unfair to me."

"I don't want to." Said Inu-Yasha.

"How come you kiss Kikyo and not me?!"

"I didn't kiss Kikyo!!" Inu-Yasha demanded.

"Yes you did!" Kagome insisted.  "I was there!  It was a long time ago!"

"You always have to harp in the past, don't you?!"

"YES!!" Kagome yelled.  "Well, you can just hold your OWN earphones!"

"I can't do THAT!" Inu-Yasha said.  "How can I watch the movie?!"

"I don't know!" Kagome said with her arms crossed.  "It's not MY fault you've got weird dog ears on your head and can't wear headphones like a normal person and need someone to hold them!"

"Well, you can just find a new place to sit!" Inu-Yasha yelled as he turned around toward the window and crossed her arms.

"I was here first!" Kagome said.

"I don't care!" Inu-Yasha said as he pushed Kagome out of the seat.  Before Kagome could get back in her seat, Inu-Yasha had already sprawled himself out so his legs were in Kagome's seat.

"FINE!!" she screamed as she moved a row back to where Miroku and Sango were sitting ever so contently.  "One of you have to switch places with me because Inu-Yasha won't let me sit down anymore!"

"What does that have to do with us?" asked Miroku.

"Just go and take my seat so I can sit here!" she yelled as she pulled him out of the seat and then took his.

"And we were having such an intelligent conversation too." Sango said with a sigh.

Miroku decided not to argue and made his way over to where Inu-Yasha was.  "Please move your legs." He said.

"No." said Inu-Yasha as he scoffed.

"Very well." Said Miroku as he pulled a demon ward out of his pocket.

"Fine then!" said Inu-Yasha as he moved very quickly while trying not to look TOO frantic.

"Thank you." Said Miroku as he sat down.  He quietly and peacefully put on the earphones and watched the stupid movie that was playing that was so unfortunately NOT Shrek.

"Miroku, hold my earphones for me!" Inu-Yasha commanded.

Miroku turned his head and looked at Inu-Yasha.  Then he removed his own headphones.  "Pardon me?" he asked.

"Hold my headphones for me!" Inu-Yasha repeated.  "I can't wear them because they're made for people with human ears."

"Don't you wish that the new moon was tonight?" Miroku asked, trying to change the subject.

"NO because it's not even night." Said Inu-Yasha, looking at Miroku as if he were stupid.

"Why don't you just do something else instead of watching the movie?" suggested Miroku.  "It's not imperative."

"Yes it is." Inu-Yasha said.  "What else am I supposed to do?  READ?!"

"Sure." Said Miroku with a shrug as he put the headphones back on.

"Don't ignore me!!" yelled Inu-Yasha as he grabbed the earphones on Miroku and ripped them off.

"Why don't you hold them yourself?" Miroku said, trying not to sound agitated.

"Me?!  Feh." Said Inu-Yasha as he turned and looked out the window as if that would solve his problems or convince Miroku to hold the earphones.  Miroku shrugged and put HIS back on so he would watch the movie that was probably a dumb movie like Bridget Jones's Diary.  He very quickly got bored with this movie because it's boring so he pulled out the best selling novel that he had back in the hotel on the Utah/Nevada state boarder and decided that this was a good time to finally finish it.

Meanwhile, Kagome and Sango were catching up on girl talk.

"Why did you start laughing hysterically when I said that Miroku was taller and that Inu-Yasha was scrawnier?" Sango decided to ask because that whole incident was just bothering her.

"Because the whole time you thought that I was talking about them as PEOPLE not as…well…YOU KNOW!!" Kagome explained.

"No…" Sango said, raising an eyebrow.  "Maybe you should explain more."

"Well okay…" said Kagome.  "You know what separates men from women?"

"Uh…yeah…" Sango said uneasily.

"Well THAT'S what I was talking about!!" Kagome said with a chuckle.

"Oh." Said Sango with a nod.  "That's kind of disgusting, Kagome.  And you were talking about that in front of them when there are lots of people all around us?"

"I knew they would be clueless but I figured that you would know what I meant considering how much girl talk we've ALREADY done." Kagome confessed.  "So now that you know what I'm talking about, who do you think is bigger?"

"I'd prefer to avoid this subject." Sango said firmly.  "If we really must have girl talk, do you think we could talk about…oh I don't know…maybe make-up or something like that?"

"Okay." Said Kagome.  "That's a good idea.  Who do you think we could get to wear make-up first, Inu-Yasha or Miroku?"

"How about I ask the questions for a change?" Sango suggested.  "Or even better, how about we watch this movie?"  Then she quickly put on the earphones so that Kagome wouldn't talk to her anymore.  Kagome frowned but then realized that her favorite movie was on so she had to watch it.

When the movie was over, a stewardess went around asking everybody what they wanted for dinner since it was dinner time now.  Their choices were… Filet of Fish, Chicken or a salad.  Kagome ordered a salad because she didn't want to look like a pig in front of the kid who she found mildly attractive who was sitting across the way.  Of course, this kid was probably in his early twenties so it's not like he had any attraction to a fifteen-year-old girl like Kagome but Kagome THOUGHT he did.  Sango got chicken and so did Miroku and Inu-Yasha.  Of course, the stewardess didn't get away without a little pat on her behind from Miroku and he didn't get away without a slap from both the stewardess AND Sango even though she didn't have a place to slap him.  Well, the stewardess did but not Sango.

They got their food a little while later and then ate it.

HOWEVER MANY HOURS LATER THE FLIGHT ENDED!!!

"That was a long flight." Said Kagome as everyone stood there waiting for their baggage to come around.  Actually, they had all their baggage, they just didn't have Shippo.

"It wasn't as long as the first one." Miroku pointed out.

"Yeah but it was still long…" Kagome reminded him.  Then they found Shippo!!!!  They all gave mighty yawns and went outside for Kagome's mom to pick them up at the airport.  And then Kagome remembered that she had to call her mom so that she would know to pick them up and then she ran back inside and called her mom and then waited outside with everyone else.  Since Kagome's mom was just sitting by the telephone waiting for the phone call, she was there in a flash with a car…

Kagome sat in the front seat and everyone else got in the back.

"Did you have fun?" asked Kagome's mom.

"UM…no." said Kagome quietly.  "I'm sure I would have had more fun if I had gone alone or with my three random friends.  But I did get to try a bunch of new things that I've never done before."

"What did your friends think of the trip?" Kagome's mom asked.

"I don't know." Said Kagome.  "But I think they had fun."

Then Kagome's mom drove them all the way home.  Since she's very experienced, she didn't come even CLOSE to crashing into orphans OR children with parents.

"Can we leave now?" asked Inu-Yasha.

"Don't you guys want to have dinner with my family though?" Kagome asked, getting teary.

"Didn't we have dinner on the airplane?" asked Miroku.

"No." said Kagome quickly.  "That was lunch.  The time zones and stuff are completely different here!!  Now come on!  I don't think you all have met my family yet!!"

"I have." Said Inu-Yasha but he went inside the house with everyone else anyway.

"YAY!!" cheered Kagome's knavish little brother Sota/Soda/Lil Kuno.  Even though he's knavish, he's still very cute.  P. D

"YAY!!" cheered Shippo.

"YAY!!" cheered Lil Kuno.

"YAY!!" cheered Kagome's mom.

"YAY!!" cheered no one really.

"Um…can we stop?" asked Kagome.

"You did it too." Said Sango.

"No I didn't." Kagome said.

"I'm assuming you were the 'no one really'." Said Sango.

"That was Miroku." Said Kagome.

"It was not!" Miroku argued.  "It was Shippo for a second time!"

"I think it was Soda." Said Inu-Yasha.

"You're all wrong!!" yelled Kagome's grandfather.  "It was ME!!"

Then they all stood in silence for a moment.

"Um…okay." Said Kagome.  "Can we have dinner now?  My friends want to go home.  They haven't been home for a while!!"

"Can't we just go home NOW?!" asked Sango.

All four of them started pleading with Kagome until she finally gave in.  "But I want to come and make sure everything goes okay!" said Kagome as she beckoned them over to the well.  They all jumped in and magically transported to the world in which they were familiar with.

"This is much better." Said Miroku.  "Everything is back to normal without wires and cars and random assortments of orphans who desire to cross the street so frequently."  Then he gave a sigh.  "But I will miss driving.  Maybe someday, Lady Kagome, you can bring a car here for me to drive."

"THAT'S what I'm gonna do!" Kagome said sarcastically.

"YAY!!" cheered Shippo.

"When did anyone address you?" asked Miroku.  "Lady Kagome and I were having a conversation."

"I just felt like cheering." Shippo said with a shrug.

Before they realized it, they had instinctively made their way to Kaede's house as she brewed some kind of potion or something.  When they walked in, she looked up, surprised.

"OH!!" she said.  "SO THERE YOU ARE!!"  Then she stomped over to them making big Kaede sized footprints in the ground.  "You have been gone for such a long time!  I've been here worrying my BUTT off and you have just been running around doing WHATEVER you feel like, making babies and not telling me anything!  No one appreciates me anymore!!"

"MAKING BABIES?!" yelled everyone.

"YES!!" yelled Kaede.

"We weren't even gone for that long!!" Inu-Yasha pointed out.

"Do I even know you?" wondered Sango.

They all stood in silence for a few seconds.

"So…did you have fun?" asked Kaede.

"Um…yes." Said everyone because Kaede seemed a bit edgy.

"Yes, I bet you had lots of fun." Said Kaede as she started nudging Kagome indiscreetly.  "You were gone such a long time so I'm POSITIVE that you had a great time.  Am I right?"

"Well…I guess it had its high points…" Kagome said hesitantly.

Kaede started laughing very manly…ly.  "I'm glad you had fun!!" she said as she continued brewing her potion.

"Yes, it was fun for the most part." Said Inu-Yasha.

"Oh so even Inu-Yasha admits it." Said Kaede with a wink.  "Then I KNOW you both had fun!"

"We had fun too." Said Miroku, pointing to himself and Sango.

"DID YOU?!" Kaede said, looking surprised.

"I had fun too!!" Shippo declared.

"I think you're a little too young to have as much as I think you did." Said Kaede as she turned back to the four taller people.  "So, tell me about how much fun you guys had.  I want details!"

"Um…there was a bug ranch." Said Inu-Yasha.  That was probably all he remembered from the entire trip.  Or at least all he cared to remember.  "I had a blast there."

"That's good!" said Kaede.  "Did the rest of you have fun?"

"No, I stayed in the car." Miroku answered.

"I did too." Said Sango.

"I think I did too…" Kagome said, thinking back.  That was kind of a long time ago.

"OH-HO!!" said Kaede.  "I bet YOU had fun Miroku!!"

"No…I believe I was unconscious." Miroku said.

"That would be my fault." Said Sango, looking embarrassed.  "I think I might have hit him a little too hard but he really needed it."

"Stop!!" said Kaede.  "We have children present.  You can tell me all the real details later."  Then she skipped off.

"That was a bit out of character." Said Kagome.

"But then again, who HAS been in character?" added Sango.

"Certainly not Sessho-Maru!!" said Shippo.  Then they all started chuckling warmly just as Kaede ran in looking frantic.

"Sessho-Maru is outside!!" she yelled.

"So?" said everyone.  "What else is new?"

"Aren't you going to go do something about it?!" Kaede demanded.

"Um…I guess we could slap him or something." Said Kagome with a shrug.   Then they all made their way outside to see Sessho-Maru standing there looking smug with his regular garb on.

"We don't feel like dealing with you so go away." Said Inu-Yasha.

"Such insolence is expected from a lowly hanyou such as yourself, Inu-Yasha." Said Sessho-Maru as he didn't even change his expression at all.  No one said anything because they were waiting for him to say 'Sessho' and they just assumed that he had more to say.  I mean, him saying 'Sessho' is kind of like when you say 'over' when talking on a walkie-talkie!!  "So…are you prepared Inu-Yasha?"

"Prepared for what?" asked Inu-Yasha.  "To dance?  To frolic?  To catch up on old times?"

"No." said Sessho-Maru as he tried not to raise an eyebrow.  "Why would this Sessho-Maru want to catch up on old times with that Inu-Yasha?"

"Um…I don't know." Said Inu-Yasha.  "Just by the way you've been acting for quite possibly the entire road trip I figured that it was inevitable for you to ask."

"Road trip?" said Sessho-Maru.  "This charade is getting tedious.  Prepare for battle, Inu-Yasha."

"You know, I think he's in character now that we're back in your world." Said Kagome.

"I don't know whether to be happy or sad." Said Inu-Yasha.

"I was getting used to him like that." Miroku confessed.

"Inu-Yasha, don't think you can just push me aside." Said Sessho-Maru.

"Why do you want to fight me anyway?  I just got back and I just want to… NOT do something for a little while." Admitted Inu-Yasha.

"Does this Sessho-Maru need a reason for combat?" Sessho-Maru asked as if he were appalled just by the fact that Inu-Yasha was talking to him and not futilely attempting to smite him.

Suddenly there was a foul odor in the air that everyone could smell.  The waft clouds of stench parted and standing amidst them was Naraku in a monkey suit!

"This Naraku is ready to fight you, Inu-Yasha." Said Naraku.

"Even if that WAS the real Naraku…" started Miroku.

"This Sessho-Maru wants to destroy Inu-Yasha." Sessho-Maru said as he cracked his fingers.

"This Naraku has precedence over you, Sessho-Maru, you should know that." Said Naraku.  "Now be gone.  This Naraku has plans to absorb you later."

"YOU absorb this Sessho-Maru?" asked Sessho-Maru in a baffled tone (at least it was a baffled tone for HIM).  "Don't make this Sessho-Maru laugh.  This Sessho-Maru would ruin his reputation if he were to."

"You must forgive this Naraku." Said Naraku knavishly.  "But if you don't get out of this Naraku's way, he will do away with you now."

Inu-Yasha, Miroku, Sango, Shippo, Kaede and the rest of the gang decided that it would be a good time to leave.  So they quietly slipped away as that Naraku and that Sessho-Maru engaged in mortal combat.

"Geez, I'm back for a minute and already TWO wanted to kill me!" Inu-Yasha announced as if everyone else didn't know.

"I know." Said Kagome.  "I was there."

"Well, should we just end this before everyone else who made an appearance in the story shows up and wants to fight me now that they're all in character and want to end my life like usual."

"I'm for that!" Shippo cheered.  Well…actually… "YAY!!!" he cheered THAT.

Suddenly, a big tornado thing came out of nowhere REALLY fast and stopped right in front of them.  Standing in front of there was Kouga!!

"Yo!" Kouga greeted.

"HURRY!!" Inu-Yasha yelled at the narrator.  "END IT NOW!!"

Then they all chuckled warmly as a black circle engulfed them.

Hiten, Manten and Souten walked across the black screen.

"Manten!" Hiten yelled.  "You MADE me turn that wrong way!  I could feel your telepathic vibes!  That's why we were late and missed the ending!"

"I'm sorry big brother!" Manten groveled.

"HOW CUTE!!" came a voice from off the black screen.

"I believe that ominous voice is talking about you, darling Souten." Said Hiten as he patted Souten on the head.  Souten giggled.

"No, silly!" said the voice as the owner of the voice made himself seen.  It was JAKOTSU!!  "I was talking about YOU!  I find you very attractive."

"Well, most people do and… WAIT!!" started Hiten.  "You're a MAN!"

"Guilty." Said Jakotsu as he put his hand over his heart.

Hiten screamed and then a black circle engulfed THAT group.

END!!