I have worked as best as I could on this chapter and I hope you like it. I needed to add a little more Kenji-madness to the story before I finish with him in the next couple of chapters. I hope you enjoy this, but let me know either way, nee?

DISCLAIMER: I do not own KHR nor do I claim any rights to it or any of the characters or locations you may recognise from the anime/manga as depicted here. I am only responsible for the plot and the OC and nothing else.

The morning had barely begun and already there was an uproar in the Vongola mansion. What with the guardians being who they were, it was not an uncommon occurrence. What was uncommon, however, was all of the said guardians being united against their common enemy – Hibari Kenji.

It all began scarcely an hour before when the doorbell rang.

Haru opened the door, being the closest to it and was rather surprised to find Kenji at the door. Had Hibari been expecting him? He hadn't said anything to her. Come to think of it, he hadn't said anything to her all morning and she had wanted badly to see him and tell him how pleased she was with the ring he got her. Before she could even blink, Kenji had stepped forward, wrapped his arm around her waist and pulled her to him before planting a very gentle kiss on her cheek.

"Good morning, beautiful," he said in her ear. Haru shivered very slightly and put on her brightest smile before pulling away from him.

"Good morning to you. Is Hibari expecting you? He just left for his office..."

"That's fine with me. I can spend the day with you then," he said and chucked her under the chin. Haru rolled her eyes and walked back the way she had come. On their way down the hallway, they passed Lambo and I-pin, the former giving their visitor a once-over and the latter smiling politely. Kenji stopped there and flashed the Chinese girl a smile.

"I cannot get over how many lovely women live here," he said looking directly at her. I-pin coloured and hid her smile behind her hands. Only after Kenji and Haru had disappeared down the hall did I-pin realise the blaze behind Lambo's green eyes. His hands were slightly fisted as well and all signs of his cool composure were gone. She could hardly believe her eyes. He was jealous! Well, it did serve him right for calling her weird the day before.

As they crossed the main room where Chrome and Kyoko sat, Kenji again stopped and entered the room. Haru sighed and followed him inside.

"Good morning ladies," he said giving a slight bow. Kyoko laughed shaking her head and Chrome flushed very slightly. He took Kyoko's hand first and turned it around to kiss it. That happened to be the same moment that Yamamoto and Gokudera walked by the room. Chrome had told Gokudera where she would be that morning and he had planned to stop by and steal her away for a few minutes. That, however, could wait. The idiot red head from the night before was back and it looked like he wanted to cause trouble.

After holding Kyoko's hand longer than necessary, he took Chrome's and did the same thing. Yamamoto smiled knowing he would finally have some entertainment for the morning. Gokudera cleared his throat and all eyes turned to him. Yamamoto went up to Haru and greeted her himself then stood beside her watching the show.

"What are you doing back here?" asked Gokudera.

"I meant to do business, but I see I will have to change my plans to pleasure," replied Kenji with a wink at Chrome.

She looked up at Gokudera and smiled reassuring him that Kenji wasn't affecting her but that wasn't doing much good. Gokudera would only relax when this red head idiot was a million miles away from his Chrome and from his boss' fiancée.

"Your plans will have to change again so go and find your pleasure elsewhere," he growled. Kenji merely smiled. He didn't scare him one bit. It wouldn't be the first time he'd fought because of a woman and it didn't look like it was going to be the last. If he ever got Haru, she would be his last. Until then, he may as well have a little fun. Gokudera was gearing up for a proper fight when they were interrupted by Ryohei and Hana who had come for a visit.

"Ye gods! They get lovelier and lovelier, don't they. We meet again, Kurokawa-san," said Kenji with the very slightest acknowledgement of Ryohei. Hana crossed her arms after pulling her hand from his.

"A flatterer, I see," she said looking him over. She wasn't going to be an easy target for him. She had her principles and she had a feeling she knew Kenji's type and it wasn't the type she particularly liked in the least. Kenji slung a friendly arm around Ryohei's shoulders and gestured towards her.

"A work of art isn't she? You know, I do believe it's a crime to be that gorgeous," he said mostly to Ryohei. The impression was not lost on Hana who smirked. This Kenji knew what he was about. She wouldn't give him the satisfaction of flustering her again (he had caught her off guard the previous night) but she would admit that he had some serious skills if he could flawlessly pull off some of the nonsense he was spewing, and he could. If a girl wasn't careful, she could very easily fall prey to his charm.

"And smooth as fresh butter. I'll concede and save my friends from you. Don't rough him up too much boys," she said and led Kyoko, Haru and Chrome from the room. It was time for their emergency cake meeting anyway. That left one angry guardian, one confused one and one mildly amused one to deal with the intruder.

Kenji sighed and looked the way they had come.

"I suppose I will have to take your advice after all, Gokudera-san, was it? It looks like I shall have to find my entertainment elsewhere."

"What's going on? I'm extremely confused," said Ryohei in an uncharacteristically low voice. Yamamoto simply laughed and looked to Gokudera for an explanation.

"I don't know where you come from, or what you're here for and I don't really care, but you stay away from Chrome or I will gut you like a fish, understand?"

Kenji laughed and went to sit on the sofa Chrome and Kyoko had previously vacated.

"Interesting. By the way you were acting, I thought the red head was your fiancée. It seems I was wrong. Though I do commend you for your choice. Innocence is a very good trait in a woman... One I happen to like very much."

Gokudera just about burst a vein and Yamamoto had to intervene. Tsuna was in his office and had requested a few quiet minutes on his own. He had come down now to see what all the fuss was about and found Gokudera being held back from a very smug Kenji while Ryohei looked on confused.

"Ah, so the boss has arrived. I hope we didn't disturb you," said Kenji smoothly crossing his legs and laying his hand loosely over his lap. He looked like he had popped right out of one of Kyoko's magazines. Tsuna cleared his throat and assessed the situation.

"What seems to be the problem here?" he asked deciding to assess the situation first. Given Gokudera's not so friendly history with Hibari, of course, he would have a problem with his relatives. On top of which, Gokudera did fly off the handle for the tiniest of things so it was better to find out what had happened first.

"This idiot was flirting with the girls as if they were his personal harem. I'm gonna blow you up you jerk, just you wait and see!" Kenji laughed and Tsuna smiled uneasily. Most people didn't take Gokudera seriously about the blowing up bit until he actually pulled out the dynamite. Then they understood. And then they ran off threatening legal action which always meant more paperwork for Tsuna and he would as soon avoid that.

"Hm, Kyo-san has very interesting friends. I will agree that I did flirt with them. It seemed such a waste for them to just sit there as lovely as the day and yet..." here he cocked his head at the four men in the room, "it doesn't seem any of you do them proper justice."

This last bit he said with a deceptive smile. Gokudera, Ryohei and Tsuna froze and reverting back to his old habits, Tsuna got irritated.

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"It means that none of you are worthy of the women you have here. I would be glad to take them off your hands since I doubt any of you can handle them."

"I'd like to see you try you bastard!" yelled Gokudera.

Lambo walked into the room and sat in the corner secretly enjoying the show. I-pin had gone to help Fuuta with something and Lambo had wanted to face the stupid red-haired delinquent who made I-pin smile.

He was only twelve, but that was the age that he began to understand that girls may not have been as gross as he might have thought maybe a year or two before. I-pin was the only girl he had been around long enough to like as a friend. He didn't really hate to kiss her cheek, but he hated being made to do it while others watched. He was the great Lambo-sama after all. Still, it made him very upset that this guy had made her smile in that special way she used to for Hibari. He wanted payback and had been very prepared to get it but it seemed he would have to wait his turn.

Hibari stepped into the room before all hell broke loose and Lambo smiled thinking he would get his revenge first after all and not have to lift a finger to do it.

"If you want a piece of him too, you're going to have to get in line," said Gokudera straining to get out of Yamamoto's strong hold. Tsuna had forgotten to tell Gokudera to calm down and was yelling at Kenji himself, telling him to apologise. Ryohei understood that he had been insulted and also wanted a piece of him but Tsuna conveniently held him back. Hibari took one look at the group and turned to leave.

"I have no interest in herbivores and their rivalries," he said. This was when Lambo spoke up.

"He kissed Haru."

Hibari stopped and looked at the child in the cow print shirt who stood bravely in the corner of the room near the exit. As if he needed verification of that statement, Lambo went on to explain in vivid, albeit slightly made-up, detail how Kenji had kissed Haru.

Lambo was very satisfied with the blaze he saw behind those grey irises and Hibari turned to his uncle.

"Me first," he said to the group and pulled out his tonfa ready to exact justice to the infidel who dared kiss his Haru. Kenji, acknowledging the smarts of the cow-child with a grin, got up and headed for the open window as the nearest exit. He couldn't beat Hibari in a fight, but this was somehow better. After a while, Hibari would tire – or they'd have to fight eventually. Hibari wasn't alone though. The rest of the Vongola men were in tow excepting the smiling one and the boss.

Either way, Kenji would get the good day he had come looking for.