Steveaaml: Couples' tournament

lyrcal harmonies: shut up kiss


Couples' Tournament

The woman behind the desk had long, flowing brown hair, and a smile that was warm and welcoming and sweet, but when she asked, "So, I see you two are interested in joining our tournament?" Ash couldn't help but feel that it didn't matter how nice she was, he was going to hate her because of what he was doing. And how he hated what he was doing, with a burning hatred that really should have been a burning passion of love in order to compete in the couple's tournament currently being held in Goldenrod City.

Gary, however, smiled back at the woman, holding Ash's hand, who was blushing and glaring at the ground. This was because the two of them were entering a tournament meant for lovers, most of which competed with things like nidoran male and female, or a pair of luvdisc, or many others. The prize was a substantial amount of money, most likely meant to pay for a wedding. Gary and Ash were, in fact, not looking to get married. Or in a relationship. Or gay. Well, at least, Ash wasn't. Gary always had a habit and kissing anything that moved, and Ash was slightly nervous that Gary might try and make a move on him. This was not because Gary was a boy, because ash had been hit on by several boys before. It was because he hated Gary. If there was anyone in the world he would want to kiss less than Gary...well, there wasn't. Gary was at the top of the list. He beat out Giovanni is kissing detestability.

"We're so happy to join this tournament. We've been together for four years, and we had a rough spot but..." Gary squeezed Ash's hand lovingly. "I think this could really help us through it, and, hopefully, with the money, we'll even be able to achieve our dream. Adopting a little girl all of our own."

It was at this point Ash decided to kill Gary the second they were alone.

The woman oohed and ahed in delight. "Oh, that's so wonderful! You know, there are some people, even here in Goldenrod, who absolutely hate the idea of two men or two women together, but most of us are open minded. One of my best friends was raised by two men, and she's the nicest person in the whole world, and they loved her so much! They spoiled her rotten and...oh! This is just too cute!" She laughed and turned back to her computer giddily. "Alright, what pokemon are you two planning on using?"

"Pikachu and Umbreon," Ash said flatly, lowering his voice in an attempt to sound more manly.

Gary discreetly stepped on his foot.

"Oh. Pikachu and Umbreon? That's...that's different," she said slowly, turning back to her computer. "They're cute, of course, but I'd never think of pairing them up. But, I suppose you two know your pokemon best. Though, I will suggest that you use pokemon more...suited, for double battling? Pokemon that compliment each other with their moves, or cover one another's weaknesses? Looking at this pair as a base, it doesn't seem very good. And, well, it would be so nice if you two actually won and were able to adopt."

Now, Ash started feeling guilty, and opened his mouth to protest.

It was at that moment Gary spun him around and kissed him deeply, caressing the back of his neck and pushing his tongue into Ash's mouth and all in all giving Ash a rather intense kiss that he hadn't experienced from a girl in quite a long while, and had certainly never experienced from another boy, and aside from a raging hatred at Gary, the only thing Ash could really think about was the fact that Gary was doing something really weird but kind of cool with his tongue, and Ash wondered if girls liked that kind of thing.

Gary beamed at the woman while Ash stood very still, trying not to let his disgust show lest Gary kiss him once more.

"Don't worry, ma'am. We'll be fine." He looked at Ash and smirked. "We're a bit of an unorthodox pair."


Why? Because what's a pokemon shorts collection without a little palletshipping?