The Hellsing Files
-Hangover
Pip was sprawled out on the bed, groaning miserably. A bottle stood on his bedside table, and as the man rolled over, he knocked the bottle over to the floor, where it shattered. He yelped quietly and covered his ears, clenching his eyes tightly shut. "Oww…" he moaned.
Kei poked his head in the moment he heard the crash. "Kei heard something break. Is Lady-sama okay?" He was bouncing up and down on his toes, his tail wagging furiously and a huge grin plastered all over his face.
Pip groaned. "'m fine… go 'way…"
"Why?"
"Because…" he muttered, rolling over and burying his head in his pillow. "Go 'way…"
"Why?"
"Urgh…"
"Why?" Kei was now jumping on top of the bed and began bouncing, making the mattress jump off its frame.
Pip yelled in surprise, clutching his head. He got up, eyes watering, and backhanded Kei in the face.
Kei yelped and fell off the bed. He whimpered and gazed up at Pip, upset. "Lady-sama…?" he whispered squeakily.
"Go. Away," Pip said again, dangerously.
Tears welled up in the young werewolf's eyes. "AKAI-SAMA!!" he yelled, at the very top of his lungs.
Pip yelled in pain as another throb of pain ripped through his head.
Akai ran in, closely followed by Shay. Akai went in to help the werewolf, but when the redhead saw the situation, she grinned, raced off, and came back with a giant bucket of water. She crept stealthily into the room, up behind Pip, and dumped the water over his head.
Needless to say, Pip got wet.
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Moral- Shay's version of a hangover cure normally worsens the ache. And this… really can't be considered a moral, but that's okay.
