A/N: Modern AU. List of usernames:

Red_and_black_1832 is Enjolras

Poems_and_flowers is Jehan

Girls_and_whiskey is Bahorel

Me_and_my_lonely_soul is Marius

I_will_not_put_that_bottle_down is Grantaire

Wash_your_hands is Joly

My_boys_and_I is Musichetta

On_my_own is Éponine

Little_people is Gavroche

Long_live_Poland is Feuilly

A_heart_full_of_love is Cosette

Dreamer_girl is Bossuet

Ladies_and_the_city is Courfeyrac

Potterhead394 is Combeferre

The chat room was up and running as 14 people logged in on their different laptops.

Me_and_my_lonely_soul: Did you guys understand the homework?

Ladies_and_the_city: Yeah

On_my_own: Yeah

Potterhead394: It's really easy Marius

Dreamer_girl: Does anyone have another copy? I lost mine

Girls_and_whiskey: Why is your username Dreamer_girl?

Dreamer_girl: It was an accident! But now I can't change it

My_boys_and_I: Awwwww

Wash_your_hands: I hope you fix it soon

Long_live_Poland: So, when's our next meeting? Because I finally got a ticket to Poland!

Red_and_black_1832: Can I remind you what happened last time we left France?

Dreamer_girl: That was not fun!

My_boys_and_I: Yeah, never do that again

On_my_own: Take me with you if you do, though

Little_people: And me too!

On_my_own: Gavroche! When did you get access to a computer?

Little_people: When Courf gave me his old laptop

On_my_own: Courfeyrac…you are so dead!

Poems_and_flowers: Run for it

Ladies_and_the_city: Relax, Ep, what can he possibly do on it?

Little_people: There are some interesting sites bookmarked…

Ladies_and_the_city: Gavroche stop! Do not go on those!

On_my_own: And get off the laptop. Play outside, get some fresh air

Little_people: Hypocrite

On_my_own: We're actually talking about homework

Little_people has logged off.

I_will_not_put_that_bottle_down: Homework? We had homework?

Red_and_black_1832: Well maybe if you hadn't slept through class, you would have known.

I_will_not_put_that_bottle_down: Eh, I don't learn anything anyways

Red_and_black_1832: That's because you are close-minded. If you opened up your mind more, you would get more information in that cave you call a brain.

I_will_not_put_that_bottle_down: My brain-cave is rather useful thank you very much. I'm too drunk to be smart, so it doesn't really matter

Red_and_black_1832: Stop being drunk then

Potterhead394: Not this argument again

I_will_not_put_that_bottle_down: Asking me to stop drinking is like asking Jehan to stop writing poetry or Feuilly to stop liking Poland or Marius to stop obsessing over Cosette or Bahorel to stop getting into fights or Courfeyrac to stop flirting with girls or Combeferre to stop reading or Bossuet to get some good luck or Joly to stop being a hypochondriac or Éponine to stop being on her own or Gavroche to stop being small or you to stop being a revolutionary leader.

Girls_and_whiskey: Was there a point to that?

I_will_not_put_that_bottle_down: Yeah, stop trying to change who I am!

On_my_own: We're not trying to change you; we're trying to improve you

I_will_not_put_that_bottle_down: #$%&%&$&#$% #$% #%$#&%$!$% #$! #$%&%&% #$% !

Poems_and_flowers: Language

Me_and_my_lonely_soul: Cosette, are we still meeting at the movies?

A_heart_full_of_love: Yes, we should leave now

A_heart_full_of_love has logged off

Me_and_my_lonely_soul has logged off

On_my_own: Since Marius has logged off... I LOVE YOU MARIUS!

I_will_not_put_that_bottle_down: Too late 'Ponine :P

On_my_own: **** you

Poems_and_flowers: Language, please

On_my_own: Well, I have to go make sure Gavroche is outside. He's turning into a vampire. You guys are a bad influence on him.

Ladies_and_the_city: You just realized that? Haha ;)

On_my_own has logged off

My_boys_and_I: We have a date, Joly and Bossuet, remember?

Dreamer_girl: Yes! But my car broke down yesterday

Wash_your_hands: Of course it did. I'll pick you up

Wash_your_hands has logged off

Dreamer_girl has logged off

My_boys_and_I: Aren't they adorable? :)

My_boys_and_I has logged off

Ladies_and_the_city: You know I have a date tonight. And that Marius still needs his homework. Hasta la vista!

Ladies_and_the_city has logged off

Girls_and_whiskey: Well, this is boring

Girls_and_whiskey has logged off

Red_and_black_1832: No, we're supposed to talk here! Courfeyrac told me that this was a reliable way of having a meeting with all of us separated

Potterhead394: This is Courfeyrac we're talking about

Poems_and_flowers: I have a poetry slam tonight

Potterhead394: Alright, you may go

Long_live_Poland: Good luck!

I_will_not_put_that_bottle_down: May the force be with you!

Potterhead394: R, when have you seen Star Wars?

I_will_not_put_that_bottle_down: When I slept over at your house

Potterhead394: …when did this happen?

I_will_not_put_that_bottle_down: Who knows? I left before you woke up, so I didn't disturb you

Potterhead394: I think I should change my open door policy

Red_and_black_1832: Or just take away R's key

Poems_and_flowers: On that note, goodbye! May the wind be at your back, pushing you to your destiny!

Poems_and_flowers has logged off

I_will_not_put_that_bottle_down: So, no meeting?

Long_live_Poland: I have work in 15 minutes. Sorry, Enjolras, Combeferre.

I_will_not_put_that_bottle_down: Don't I get a sorry?!

Long_live_Poland has logged off

Red_and_black_1832: R, go home, you're drunk

I_will_not_put_that_bottle_down: I am home, as a matter of fact. In my bed, nestled with my sheets on, butt naked.

Potterhead394: Was that necessary!?

Red_and_black_1832: R, log off already

I_will_not_put_that_bottle_down: No

Red_and_black_1832: R, all you are doing is annoying us through technology as we tried to have a meeting. We have failed drastically and really, there's no point in you being online at the moment. Log off, put on some clothes, get sober, rethink your life choices, and then come back.

Potterhead394: And that's my signal to leave

Potterhead394 has logged off

I_will_not_put_that_bottle_down: And then there were two

Red_and_black_1832: So, any chances of you actually understanding my lecture that I'm going to do in a couple of seconds?

I_will_not_put_that_bottle_down: Nope! :D

Red_and_black_1832: Mind if I rant?

I_will_not_put_that_bottle_down: Not at all, my dear Apollo

Red_and_black_1832: Ugh, it's just, Courfeyrac! He's been so preoccupied lately with this girl and that girl and he's supposed to be third in command! Marius contributes more than him now, and Marius is always wrapped around Cosette's finger. I feel as if Courfeyrac knew this idea would fail and he just set us up to laugh in our faces.

I_will_not_put_that_bottle_down: I may not be Combeferre, but I know what you need

Red_and_black_1832: And that is?

I_will_not_put_that_bottle_down: A loyal friend with two ears open, one mouth shut, and two steaming cups of hot beverage. Your choice on the beverage.

Red_and_black_1832: Hmmmm, and I'm assuming you are the friend?

I_will_not_put_that_bottle_down: Yes, yes I am

Red_and_black_1832: I'll be there in five

I_will_not_put_that_bottle_down: Sweet!

Red_and_black_1832: Oh, and R?

I_will_not_put_that_bottle_down: Yes?

Red_and_black_1832: Can you maybe put some clothes on?

I_will_not_put_that_bottle_down: No promises ;)

I_will_not_put_that_bottle_down has logged off

Red_and_black_1832 has logged off