Breaking Dawn!

Now, there's been a lot of hype over the next Twilight book. Of course, you rabid fans know that more than anybody.

So when I saw this, courtesy of yellowspotlight98 and IsabellaMarieCullen3214, I was giddy.

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I'll wait here while your jaw drops open.

Real? I think so.

I don't think it's the final copy (just LOOK at all those typos!) but I do think this is a draft of chapter uno.

For one, it's dead-on in style and plot… the only WTF moment I had was the wolf-vamp friendship, but hey. Could happen.

Isabella assures me it is one-hundred-percent real. Take it as you will.

Now, I'm never one to give just a simple A/N slash commentary (that's what blogs are for!). Ignore those couple A/N chapters and the fact that this fic is, at heart, a huge A/N.

I've enclosed this chapter of funnyness.

First, let me explain:

I'm switching schools next year. My friends are naturally upset at this, and in vengeance, a couple stole my notebooks and decided to write "funny" delusional stories. My personal favorite is by Kelsey. Oh, how I love you.

Elizabeth: Messed Up for Life

By: Your BFFL Kelsey

Once upon a time, in a little town called Houston, there was a girl named Elizabeth. She attended Duchesne, the best school ever because she had friends there. Everyone loved having Elizabeth at Duchesne.

Life was great for everyone… until, in Elizabeth's stupid mind, she thought she might want to leave Duchesne. Christina heard this thought and froze and turned to Elizabeth and glared. Everyone was upset with her for even thinking about going to the EVIL, STUPID, BAD KINKAID!

She thought about staying at Duchesne and everything went back to the same. Life was happy again. But still, in the back of her stupid little mind there was the thought of KINKAID.

After a long time of debating, it was time for the choice of a lifetime. Dana, dana, dana…

"What's your choice?" we all asked.

"Um, I chose Kinkaid," she said. WHAAATTT?!

From that day on everyone was mad at Elizabeth. Without listening to her friends, she went on to STUPID, UGLY, BAD, UNSMART KINKAID!

Years and years passed and high school was over all her ex-friends went on to great colleges. But Elizabeth went to KINKAID and wasn't able to go to college. So now she is living under I-10 wishing she had gone to Duchesne for high school. Her life wouldn't be messed up.

The END!

Yeah, real mature, guys.

And now my whole notebook is filled with Kinkaid-hatred. Sniff.

Well, hope you at least enjoyed the first chapter of Breaking Dawn…

Lots of love and all that junk,

yayme2012