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It was the 30th day of March, in the year 2011...(Part LII)
by Amy and Rebecca
It was the 30th day of March, in the year 2011 when...
Amy, Jesse, and Rebecca awoke with a start and were even more astonished when they magically poofed into the tomb that looked suspiciously familiar. Jesse turned to Amy and Rebecca to say...
"Oh, my gosh...are we where I think we are?"
"wow, mind blown. You know, I think you are right about where you think we are...If I did not know any better I'd say this sounds like one of our short stories, Amy. The only thing that's missing is-" Rebecca was cut off by Amy.
"Don't-you-dare," Amy said from behind gritted teeth.
"Da-Katherine, I mean Katherine!" Rebeca corrected herself quickly, hoping Amy wouldn't chastise her again about her obsession. Two attempted interventions were more than enough.
Amy quickly clapped a hand over her friend's mouth, whispering, "Do you know what you've just done? Katherine's going to kill us now! You know they've been keeping her starved in here!"
"Your friend is right," a cracked, desiccated voice said from behind them.
The three now frightened girls turned around to see the pale, weakening form of Katherine approaching them slowly, her movements jerking.
"Eeep!" squealed Rebecca and Jess simultaneously and they (despite Amy's threat) shouted a desperate cry for "HELP! HELP! We need a hero to save us from the zombie vampire *cough, cough*, Damon, (nudge, nudge, hint, hint, wink, wink) that means you! Come on! Get in here, please!" begged Jesse and Rebecca while off to the side, Amy (upset at the attempts to bring in Damon to the story) was smacking her head to the concrete facade of the wail,while Kat looked on and said...
"Is she okay?"
"Oh, yeah, she's fine," Rebecca answered, she and Jesse cutting off their pleas for help.
"She just does that," Jesse added.
"A LOT, actually..." Rebecca said, "You know, I'm glad someone is not questioning my sanity for once, but I'm surprised they don't question her. For all the times she hit her head you'd think she was the one with mental problems not me." Rebecca looked between Kat and Jesse for reassurance of her sanity but all she got in return were blank stares.
"You know, I can hear everything you're saying, don't you?" Amy interrupted, making her way back over to the other three girls in the cave. "I mean, come on, I'm right here."
"OH MY GOSH!" Rebecca and Jesse shouted in unison, "Your head is bleeding!" Amy (not realizing what a concrete wall would do to her fragile little head) turned in surprise when Kat bared her fangs, eyes wild, and Rebecca (in a slightly smug voice) sai,d "i think you might want to reconsider not bringing Damon ( my hero and obsession in case you didn't know already) to 'help us out'."
Amy sighed. "We don't need you precious Damon," she said.
"You sure about that one?" Katherine asked leaning in for the kill.
"Yes!" Amy replied bitterly, "Now, will you just chill for a sec?" And Amy waved a hand, causing Katherine to freeze in place, as though someone had pushed a pause button.
"See?" Amy asked, turning her attention back to Jesse and Rebecca. "Problem solved. Now let's get out of here."
Suddenly, Jesse, Rebecca, and Amy (her head now clean of any blood) were back at school, safe in their Lit classroom, jsut before the bel was to ring for dismissal.
"And that," Amy finished, "is how you do it right."
TO BE CONTINUED
