I do not own Harvest Moon.

"Hey! Blue boy!" I shout. He's in his fields, and he doesn't acknowledge that he's heard me.

"Blue boy!" I shout again, making my way towards him. Still, he ignores me.

"Tacky hat! I know you can hear me!" I yell at him, stopping on the edge of his field and crossing my arms.

"I have a name," he replies calmly. "And I do respond to it." Did he just get sassy? He has some nerve.

"Fine. Adam, your stupid book had a horrible ending," I roll my eyes.

"That's why you have to read the second one," he says.