Okay! I'm somewhat caught up with the gift fics now! Thank you Webster Dictionary. *ahem* Anyway, I had a little difficulty writing this one, but at the same time had a good time writing this. I hope you guys enjoy Luffy's gift fic and... later!
Immodest
Lacking modesty
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Luffy knows he's not what some would say modest. He says things what's on his mind without a second thought, pees out on the side of the ship, and would go around running naked when he felt like it.
It drove his navigator and chef to the roof as they reminded him about being a bit more modest when it comes to things like that. But he didn't understand why they got an issue with it since he only does those things on the ship when they are not being attacked or nowhere near an island.
He would argue that Robin doesn't mind it when he says something that is the upmost honest and runs around naked. He knows she giggles when he does those things as she explains what he doesn't understand, which he sometimes still doesn't understand, or she would see what he was doing before going back to reading. Robin is just a cool woman like that.
Franky encourages it, saying that he doesn't mind if he runs around in nothing but his birthday suit. He mentioned that it's nice to have everything exposed to the elements now and then.
Brook would do his unique laugh and mention a skull joke about it.
Usopp would try to join, but only end up going around in his boxers before Nami screamed for them to get dressed.
Chopper found it funny and wasn't at all bothered by his antics, thinking it was just Luffy doing these things.
Sanji would rant about scaring the woman's eyes with his lack of clothing or being thoughtful to what other's thought. This of course would result in him saying something that was simple and to point, which earned him a kick to the head and out through the door or across the deck.
Nami wasn't much different, but she shouted and ranted more before punching him out of the door or across the deck, or be at the mercy of the Climatac.
Zoro on the other hand would care less what he did since he was mostly asleep after working out or eating. But when he is awake on one of the moments when he runs around naked or peeing out the side of the ship, he wouldn't comment and acted like he didn't see or that he was clothed and doing his usual thing.
Today was one of those days that he felt that he should just go around naked. Since the island they're heading to won't be for another few days, and they kicked ass the other day, it felt right to do so.
With only his strawhat, he headed out of the men's quarters and greeted the day. This was followed by a shout of Sanji and a chase begins. He ran around the ship, getting away from the pirate chef, who is really fast. A screech from Nami seemed to put the chef into overdrive as he caught up to the streaking captain. But before any damage was done, Zoro woke up from his morning nap and walked out, only to be tackled to the side by his captain, which the chef crashed into them as well, and rolled some feet away.
"Damn it…" Sanji said as he rubbed his head. "When I get my hands on you Lu-" He stopped to see a very suggestive position of the captain and swordsman.
Zoro was facing the ground, a bit dazed and wondered what the hell happened as he got onto his knees, only to feel the extra weight on his back. He looked to see Luffy's upper body was on his back while the lower half is in a suggestive position on his rear, along with the thin legs on the outside of his thighs.
"Itte… That kinda hurt…" Luffy said as he was getting out of his daze. "Oh, hi Zoro. You okay?"
"I will be when you get the hell off of me." He said as he looked to see that Sanji had the stupid shocked look on his face. "Dirty Pervert Cook." He murmured.
Luffy looked at the position they were in and blushed. He may act like an idiot most of the time, but even he knew how this looked and jumped off, causing some confusion to the swordsman and chef.
"Luffy? You okay?" Zoro asked as he turned so that he was sitting, one leg up and bent at the knee and his upper body held up by his hands.
Luffy nodded. "Yeah! Just kinda caught me by surprise." He said with a bit of a laugh. "That was a weird position to find ourselves in."
Zoro rolled his eyes as he nodded in agreement. "It was, but it was a harmless accident caused by the Crap Cook's intolerance of your streaking."
"Aren't you bothered by this!" Sanji said as he got up and stomped over and pointed to the nude captain.
"Not really." Zoro said simply with a lazy side glare. "Why should it? Most of the crew here is men, and the two women here should know enough of the male anatomy to not make a big deal, at least Robin is mature enough for that."
"Are you saying Nami isn't! It's revolting to see him going around like no one else is watching!"
"You're just jealous that his dick is a bit bigger than yours." Zoro said with a grin, causing the other to shudder.
"You're bad as him!" Sanji said with a blush as he stomped off.
Zoro just laughed, feeling victorious for winning over the chef, once again.
"Na… Zoro, how would you know the sizes?"
Zoro rolled his eyes. "Really Luffy? Like I said, most of us are men, so we take showers. And because you do streak now and then, it's easy to compare."
Luffy tilted his head. "So you look?"
Zoro sighed. "Only once, but I'm not a pervert like some people."
Luffy nodded. "Okay. I won't tell." He said when he hummed, making the other sigh.
"What's on your mind now…"
"Why does Zoro not have a problem with me doing immoral stuff on the ship?"
Zoro laughed at that. " 'Immoral'? Hell! You going around naked is as immoral as you can get! I know a lot of people that do a lot worse!"
"Really? How worse?"
He then went silent on that. "Hunting women down to mess with their minds before raping them and leaving them for dead, harming children in the same manner… Just tons of things that many can label as immoral."
Luffy silently agreed to that. "Yeah…"
Zoro sighed, the atmosphere getting lighter once more. "Besides! You only do this when we're out in the open waters with no sign of an ocean or other ships. So I'm not worried about you."
Luffy smiled. "I knew you never had a problem with it." He said as he got up. "Will Zoro join?"
Zoro got up as well and shook his head. "I better get to training."
"You can do that while being naked, can't you? Besides no one really goes into the weight room when you're in there."
Zoro lifted a brow. "You know you may have a point there."
Luffy smiled proudly as he put his hat on his head. "Of course I do!" This caused the two to laugh.
Simple fluff, what can I say?
