Disclaimer: I don't own Merlin.

This drabble isn't really HAHAAHA Funny. Well, none of these are...

My low self-esteem needs to shut up.


Arthur strode into Merlin's room and stared down at his sleeping manservant. He wondered why Merlin was so tired. There wasn't much he could have done late last night, since a giant monster had been rampaging through Camelot. It had also destroyed most of the taverns, much to Gwaine's dismay.

Merlin was so lazy. He was always late (like today), and complaining about chores. He should try having real responsibility one day, like the knights did. Protecting Camelot was a lot of work.

Arthur continued to stare at his now wakening manservant.

"Um, Arthur? Why were you watching me sleep?"


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