Here is the next episode of DBX! And those of you who are fans of these presidential candidates (mostly for Clinton and/or Trump) please don't flame me for this, or take down my Fanfic website, I don't want to be deleted. So, thank you for your patience. Enjoy.


Omake 42 - DBX 13 - Donald Trump VS Hillary Clinton

"Alright, people! Let's get the shoon the road!"

Returning to the TV room of Smash Mansion, we find Kirby, along with Ness, Pikachu, Yoshi, Lucas, Popo, Toon Link, Villager, and Pit sat in their personal spots from the floor to the couch with popcorn and soda. Then Kirby sets up the DVD as Ness begins to read the DBX Guidebook.

"Okay, for this battle, it's..." Ness looks at it closely. "...Huh...?"

"What is it?" Kirby asked the PSI user.

"Okay, this is new," Ness said, feeling uncertain about this next episode.

"What is...?" Pikachu asked.

"It said: "Donald Trump VS Hillary Clinton"," Ness said.

"Huh?" was everyone's sudden response to hearing that.

"According to this, it said that it's a battle between two Presidential Candidates that are about to duke it out in a battle to the DEATH!" Ness continued. "Donald Trump is a candidate that represents the Republican Party who does things a bit too serious and a bit too far, meanwhile, Hillary Clinton, the first lady candidate, represents the Democratic Party and wants to be the first lady that becomes the new President and wants to keep America safe."

"So... it's a fight between two real people?" Pikachu guessed.

"Well that, and it's known to be a joke battle intended to poke fun at the US Election and mock both combatants, similar to the old Death Battle episode; Justin Bieber VS Rebecca Black." He replied.

"Oooh." Everyone slowly responded.

"Okay, that makes a lot more sense." Pit said, slowly getting it now.

"Yeah, guess it kinda does," Pikachu said, nodding to the agreement. "But enough about that," he then turns to the pink Star Warrior. "Kirby, the disc!"

"Right!" Kirby said as he puts the disc in and everyone begins to watch the third episode of DBX. Once on, a commercial message came in for Super Rad Raygun.

Boomstick: This political in DBX is brought to you by Super Raygun; the Game Boy-inspired platforming shooter where you take down communism. Pick it up on Steam for PC and Mac on Election Day, November 8th! ANd purchase it in the first week to get the soundtrack free!

Everyone took note of that and then resume watching the show. Soon, the ScrewAttack title appears on the screen, and then, words begin to appear in the background saying; 'NO RULE', 'JUST BLOODSHED' and now, the title: 'DBX'.

In this scene, we see a city in the mid-sunny day where people were spotted looking at the stage where two familiar candidates and having a debate. The scene shifted when we see both Trump & Clinton's polls tied to 5%. Revealing their presidential faces, a man who is asking the questions talked:

Man: And now, a question from the audience; between the two of you, who would in a fight?

Trump: *Laugh* I'mma gonna win!

Hillary laughs, while banging on her presidential stand. (A/N: I have no idea what to call it.)

"Boy, they sure are full of themselves," Yoshi said, weirdly.

"Indeed." Toon Link agrees.

(Cues: SilvaGunner's Jotaro Kujo Battle - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven)

This got Trump angry, and then he grabbed his stand, beginning to fight her. However, Clinton aw this and kicked her stand, prepare to fight.

The two begin to stare down at each other as they threw theirs at one another as the fight begins. Then, blood spilled in the scene as the words 'Here We Gooo!' appeared.

"Time to see which of these Candidates will win this Presidental Debate!" Pit said with excitement.

Boomstick: HERE WE GO!

The people begin to cheer as the two prepare until Trump perform a Summoning Jutsu technique.

"Huh? Was that a Summoning Technique from Naruto?" Pikachu said, surprisingly.

"I think it is!" Kirby said, shocked by this.

"Well, this is gonna be interesting," Ness said.

(Cues: Colossal Titan - Attack on Titan)

In a short minute, 3 Mexican workers appear to aid him, creating a break wall in front of him.

"Well, this is new." Toon Link said, oddly. "Trump just summoned 3 guys and built a brick wall between him and Miss Clinton. Impressive, but for what?"

"Separation, I think," Ness answered. "At least that's what it says in the book."

Then suddenly he appeared out of the wall and started laughing evilly with the city in the background covered in flames.

"Yikes, now that's scary," Kirby said, eye widened.

"It's a good thing Pichu isn't here because he would've agreed with you," Pikachu replied.

But however, the wall Mexicans made was a bit small, it wasn't big enough to cover Trump.

This made the Smashers sweatdropped. "Well, that was anticlimactic," Pit muttered in disappointment. The boys nodded on that agreement.

This made him look at his cohorts until…

Trump: Get out of here! *Picks up the Mexican* Good luck! *Toss him*

"Hey!" Kirby shouted in anger. "That's not nice!"

"For Trump, he does things his ways that are kinda cruel," Ness said, nonchalantly.

"Still..." Replied the Pink Star Warrior.

(Cues: SilvaGunner's Jotaro Kujo Battle - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven (Cont.))

Clinton runs in and dodges the tossed Mexican cohorts.

Mexican 1: My leg!

Afterward, Clinton kicks the wall away and begins to fight Trump. The two started to fight, but Trump took the advantage as he beats her up and kicks her away.

"It's about time, you started to fight back," Pikachu said, rudely.

Hillary attempts to get up, but she got herself caught with handcuffs, thanks to one of one Donald Trump's agents.

"Hey! No fair!" Toon Link cried in disbelief.

"Seeing that Trump having secret allies must be his specialty for winning." Ness scoffed.

"Probably." Pit replied.

Then one of Trump's top man tosses him a machine gun as the Republican presidential candidate fires it at Clinton.

"Well, that can't be good," Lucas said, worryingly.

However, the first lady President-Candidate jumped away, evading the bullet Matrix style.

"Aw yeah! The Matrix all the way!" Pikachu cheered.

"Thank Goodness, she still got some skill left." Pit said in relief.

And just like that, one bullet caught the cuff and miraculously threw an envelope at him, where it knocked out the Machine Gun. Now go back to the fight, both Trump's fist and Clinton's fist collided (in which they noticed Trump's fist is super small).

"Uh, does anyone have an idea why Trump's hand is so small?" Asked a weirded out Villager.

"Nope," Ness answered.

"No idea," Pikachu responded.

"Uh-uh." Kirby shook his head 'no'.

The collision has ended as Hillary's fist pushed his fist away wincing him. But then, Donald noticed Hillary wasn't done yet so then he pulled out a basket filled with goods and hands it to Clinton.

"What?" Toon Link said in disbelief.

"Is he serious?" Popo said, shocked by this.

"Maybe he felt sorry and wanted to forgive her," Kirby said, guessing it.

"Yeah, I highly doubt that," Ness said, doubting it.

She greatly accepts it, but not before noticing the biohazard sign symbol on it. Along with a grenade popping out, an explosion came and everyone in the audience ran away in a panic. Soon then, we found Hillary Clinton dead on sight.

"Well, we didn't see that coming," Ness said, have a sweatdrop on the side of his face.

"Yup." Toon Link agrees.

"Aww, is the fight already over?" Kirby said, sadly.

"Uh, not exactly," Pit responded.

But suddenly, another Hillary Clinton appeared on stage as she looks at the other one, revealing to be a body double of her.

"Oh, it's just a body double. Phew. For a second there, I thought she already died and Trump was declared the winner." Pit said, sighing in relief.

"Yeah, that would've been terrible," Ness replied, nonchalantly.

She gets to laughing until she got on to where Trump is when she heard a loud sound. She looks around and spotted something further in her direction. Far away from her, we see a building flying out of the city, where it transformed into a robot, dubbed; The Trump Ex Machina!

This made Kirby gasped in astonishment. "Holy crap, a Giant Robot!" He exclaimed in shock and surprising expressions.

"Whoa! Now that's a big bot!" Pit said eye widened.

Inside the mech, Trump is inside the cockpit, laughing while controlling the robot.

"And it looks like Trump is piloting it!" TL said, surprisingly.

"Damn, what will Ms. Clinton do now?" Yoshi asked in wonder.

(Cues: Franky's Theme - One Piece)

Attempting to finish her off, the Trump Mech pulls out a Gundam style Bazooka and locked on to Clinton.

Clinton: *Toad Scream*

Charging it up, Trump begins to fire his bazooka until Hillary pulls out a suitcase that's named [Fact Checker] and opens up, revealing to be Iron Man's Proton Cannon and begins to fire it in full blast. The two fired and their blast made contact with each other.

"Okay, I can still see how Mr. Trump and Ms. Clinton are gonna take down each other with a Gundam sized Bazooka and Iron Man's Proton Cannon, but what will affect the city and the people in general?" Pit asked, out of slight fear and curiosity.

"My guess, the result from the two will very destructive," Ness answered.

Trump: Have a rotten day!

This cause a huge explosion surrounding them, vaporizing them, along with the city in the process.

(Cues: SilvaGunner's Jotaro Kujo Battle - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven (Cont.))

"Whoa, you were right, Ness. It was very destructive." Kirby chimed in.

"Told ya," Ness replied.

"But the last question remains is what happened to Mr. Trump and Ms. Clinton?" Lucas said in worry.

And just like that, the city is in a run. And suddenly, he found the two Presidential Candidates injured and hurt with blood covering both of their bodies.

"Ooooh, ouch." Popo winced.

"Well, so much for the two winning the election," Pit muttered.

"Yeah, that was pretty gruesome." A voice came behind them.

Everyone turned and sees BJ (Bowser Junior) standing near the couch. "What?" He said as he took notice of them staring at him.

"How long have you been standing there?" Ness asked, suspiciously.

"Not long, just before I saw the robot thing," Junior answered.

Just then, Steve Roger (Captain America) show up and looked at the mess they made, including the dead bodies of Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump.

"Hey look! It's Captain Rogers!" Kirby said, seeing the First Avenger appear on the screen.

"Geez, I wonder what kind of a reaction he'll get for seeing this," Junior said.

Captain America: What the fuck guys!

"Ha!" BJ and Pikachu laughed at that.

"And there it is!" Ness said, throwing his arms up, knowing the answer to Junior's question.

Lastly, a new scene change as a male Eagle spoke:

Eagle: And that's how Captain America became the president of the United States… forever. *Caw* *Flies away*

"Gee, thanks, Mr. Eagle!" Kirby said with glee.

The DBX appeared again as the one on the middle appeared again. But, much like before Boomstick didn't respond for any previous, this gave them a big relief.

"Well, that was something," Pikachu said, slightly.

"Totally." Pit replied.

"Well, it is similar to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black's battle, so I guess there's that," Ness stated.

"Oh yeah, definitely." Villager agrees.

"So who's next?" Toon Link asked.


And done. All finish! It wasn't easy but I finish it. So again, don't delete or flame me on Fanfic, I got a lot of projects to work on. So don't go away, I'm bringing in the next the episode.