Me: *Cries* I DON'T WANNA GO!
Erik: But why?
Me: *Tries to wipe her tears* Because it's no fun going by yourself!
Raoul: But you'll have us won't you?
Me: *Blows nose* YOU'RE FICTINAL CHARACTERS!
Enjolras: Maybe you'd feel better if you came out from under your covers and actually talked to us
Christine: Darkness doesn't make you feel any better
Erik: It makes me feel better...
Enjolras: *Starts tugging at the blankets* Come on
Me: *Voice cracking slightly* GO AWAY!
Raoul: Leave her alone, we still have a few hours before we have to go
Christine: But she says she doesn't want to go
Erik: We don't have a choice...
Christine: Somehow this reminds me of, well, you
Erik: What do you mean?
Raoul: Well, you were forced into solitude against your will
Erik: But this is different!
Enjolras: Are we really arguing about this? We need to convince her that it'll be fun
Christine: I don't think she wants to talk really, let's just leave her alone
Erik: Where's Erik Jr.?
Raoul: Um, the authoress kinda took him under the blankets with her
Erik: Well, I'm sure he'll make her feel better
Enjolras: Does the authoress even cry?
Christine: Um... on fanfiction she does!
Raoul: To 'express emotion'
Enjolras: But she's uh, crying for real this time. Has she ever done THAT?
Erik: Honestly? I've never seen her
Enjolras: How about you two?
Raoul and Christine: *Shakes heads sadly*
Enjolras: Well we need to cheer the authoress up then!
Raoul: But how?
Christine: You might be against it, but when I'm upset I like to be cuddled, maybe we should send in Raoul?
Erik: What? Why Raoul?
Christine: What does the authoress always say about Raoul?
Enjolras: 'He's only good for cuddling'
Christine: That's right, and if she decides to get violent Raoul can take the hits for us
Raoul: Ummmm
Enjolras: *Shoves him into my bedroom* Go get em tiger!
Raoul: *Walks up to my bed* Um... Gabby
Me: *Sniffles* What?
Raoul: Are you still crying?
Me: *Chokes* I'M NOT CRYING!
Raoul: *Starts sniffling* B... But *Starts crying quietly*
Me: *Peaks out from under the blanket* Raoul... Why're you crying?
Raoul: *Sobs* Because you're crying and the others sent me in here and I don't know what to do and they said you were gonna hit me *Starts crying hystarically*
Me: *Pushes the blankets off* Come here Raoul
Raoul: *Sits next to me and continues crying*
Me: *Hands him Erik Jr. and gives him a hug* I'm not gonna hit you, see?
Raoul: Are you all better?
Me: Why don't you let me sleep for a couple hours and then I'm sure I'll feel much better
Raoul: Ok
Me: Here, have a lolipop to feel better
Raoul: *Takes lolipop* Yay! *Walks out of the room*
Erik: Well?
Raoul: *Sucking on the lolipop* She says she wants to sleep for a few hours to feel better and then we'll be ok
Enjolras: Well let's start packing then
*A few hours later*
Me: *Walks out of the room* What the?
Enjolras: Erik that's mine!
Erik: My capes don't all fit in my suitcase! You still have room in yours!
Christine: Gabby! My dresses don't all fit in here!
Me: Guys we're only going for 4 days!
*They all gasp*
Christine: We knew that! This is all nessesary!
Me: Raoul you brought 10 waistcoats!
Raoul: Yes... well Erik only brought 2!
Erik: They're both black, I think he has every color of the rainbow
Raoul: DO NOT! I still haven't got the purple one yet!
Christine: Fine, I'll only bring 5 dresses
Me: Five?
Christine: An extra, just in case!
Me: Whatever. Just hurry up, we gotta go now!
Raoul: YAY!
*We all pile into the Van*
Erik: How long until we get there?
Me: About 3 or 4 hours
Everyone: *Moans* NOooooo!
*We get on the highway*
Christine: What do you wanna do Raoul?
Raoul: I don't know. What's the authoress doing?
Enjolras: Sleeping, what else?
Erik: We could follow her example
Christine: But that's boring! We should play a game?
Enjolras: A game?
Raoul: YEA! A GAME!
Erik: I hate games...
Raoul: Well I love games!
Enjolras: I side with Erik!
Christine: Well too bad! We're playing a game!
Erik and Enjolras: *Pout*
Christine: Ok, so what do we play?
*1 hour later*
Raoul: BLUEBERRY!
Enjolras: ORANGE!
Christine: CHERRY!
Erik: APPLE!
Me: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Raoul: We're playing the game
Me: 'The Game'? What's 'The Game'?
Christine: Well, we say a topic
Enjolras: This topic was fruit
Christine: And then you have to say something that falls under that category. But you can't say the same thing that somebody else already said.
Erik: But we were having trouble hearing sometimes, so we started yelling so we'd be able to hear
Me: Well... can I play?
Enjolras: Sure
*1 more hour later*
Me: PUPPIES!
Christine: KITTENS!
Raoul: FAWNS!
Erik: FOALS!
Enjolras: CHILDREN!
Me: ... I don't think Children fall under the baby animals category
Enjolras: Yes they do!
Raoul: I think they do...
Christine: Me too, especially after 'Love Never Dies'
Erik: Are you saying my son would be some kind of animal?
Christine: What if I am?
Erik: HOW DARE YOU!
Christine: I DO DARE! YOUR SON WOULD BE JUST LIKE YOU! A SAVAGE CRUEL BEASTLY MONSTER!
Erik: *Eyes Water* C... Ch... Christine?
Christine: WHAT?
Erik: *Starts sobbing* D... Do you... really think those... those things... of... of... of me?
Christine: Yes I do!
Erik: *Cries hystarically*
Me: Christine!
Raoul: As much as I don't like Erik that was a little cold.
Erik: *Sobs* THIS IS ALL ENJOLRAS'S FAULT!
Enjolras: Why is it always my fault?
Me: You started it by saying Children were baby animals!
Enjolras: THEY ARE! Humans are animals!
Me: *Trying to calm Erik down* Let's not get into this, you're upsetting him
Raoul: He's already upset
Me: *Leaning against him* Erik honey, you don't need to cry!
Erik: *Sobs* WHY? WHY MY ANGEL? CHRISTINE?
Christine: I'm... sorry, Erik.
Me: *Gives him Erik Jr. and a blanket* How about you take a nap now, you'll feel better. See? I took a nap and I feel great
Erik: *Sniffles* You won't leave because I'm a 'monster' right?
Me: Well, there's nowhere for me to go really
Erik: *Sniffles* Ok *He goes to sleep*
Me: You guys are jerks
*1 more hour later*
Mom: We're stopping for dinner
Me: *Shaking Erik* Wake up, you hungry?
Erik: *Looks at me and nods like a little kid*
*We all get out of the van*
Mom: We're going into this Walmart first
Erik: I don't like Walmart
Raoul: Me neither
Enjolras: Um... I don't either
Christine: Well I love Walmart!
Me: It's ok, I hate shopping in general
Enjolras: Unless it's somewhere out of the ordinary
Me: Which most of the stores on the cape are, so we'll be shopping there, a lot
*We go into Walmart*
Erik: Well, I was feeling better after my nap, and then I came in here
Christine: What are you talking about? Look how cute these Pajamas are!
Me: Oooo! I like the shirt with Thumper's girlfriend on it!
Raoul: Thumper? Like from Bambi?
Me: Yep
Enjolras: What's a Bambi?
Me: *Gasp* You're gonna have to watch that movie!
Christine: Awww Look at these ones with the Donkey on it!
Me: That's Eeyore
Raoul: *Singing* Whinnie the pooh, whinnie the pooh
Erik: Please don't sing that song!
*We buy the pajamas and then go to Chili's*
Raoul: *Starts crying* I don't want anymore hot peppers!
Me: *Rolls eyes* Just get a burger then!
*We eat and get back on the road, it's 10 at night*
Me: *Sitting shot gun* Alright, you guys just chill out back there, we'll be there soon!
*1 hour later*
Me: *Opens the door into the back of the van* Guys!
*They're all sleeping*
Me: HEY!
*They all jump*
Christine: AH! WHAT?
Raoul: *Starts crying*
Enjolras: *Grumbles and rubs his eyes*
Erik: *Throws a pillow at me*
Me: Hey guys, we're here!
Christine: It's 11 at night!
Me: Yea, I know! Come on!
*We go inside*
Me: Well, we're gonna sleep on the couches up here for tonight, we'll have to pull out the bed in the basement tomorrow
My Parents: *Go upstairs* Good Night!
Everybody: Bye!
Me: *Claims one couch*
Everyone: *Looks at the remaining couch and start attacking each other*
Enjolras: *Beats everyone down* I WIN!
Erik: No Fair! You fought in a revolution!
Enjolras: Have fun on the floor!
Christine: *Cries* I don't want to!
Raoul: Let the lady have the couch!
Enjolras: *Sighs* Fine... Christine can have it
Christine: *Lays down on the other couch* It's so tiny!
Me: I know, it'll be better tomorrow!
Christine: I hope so
Me: Good Night Everybody
Enjolras: *Grumbles and pulls the blanket over his head on the floor*
Erik: *Lays his blanket on the floor then crawls around in a circle on his hands and kneels like a dog before lying down, using his cape as a blanket* Night...
Raoul: *Sits on his pillow on the floor and cries quietly* The floor is too hard!
Me: *Throws another blanket at him* Well lie on this then!
Raoul: *Lies down on it, and falls asleep*
Me: Alright, NOW goodnight!
This was like, the longest freaken day ever! These 4 days are going to be interesting and I can't WAIT to bring these losers to the beach. Oh, and the car ride BACK should be enjoyable! I really WAS crying and upset though, because the thought of going and being trapped somewhere all by myself was unsettling. My parents aren't really any fun, so I'm like, on my own really.
REVIEW! And the next few days are coming up soon!
