Wilhelm: I HAVE A DATE!
Anna: Somebody's excited
Wilhelm: HAHA! Thank you fanfiction!
Elsa:*rolls eyes* Lets just answer some letters ok?*laughing*
"*Tries to hide huge chocolate cake*
So Elsa, here are three questions and then Hans three questions
1. How cold was your room once you froze it?
2. Are you awesome?
3, Do you wanna build a snowman?
Hans questions
1. if a tree falls in the middle of the woods and theres no one around to hear it, does it make a sound?
2. Do you like waffles?
3. WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?"
Elsa: I couldn't tell, the cold never bothered me anyway. Yes I am, LET THE WORLD KNOW! Yes I do, and did end up building a snowman with Anna.
Olaf: I GOT A PUPPY!
Hans: Obviously you moron, of course it makes a sound. YES I WANT WAFFLES! I have had only prison food for a year. What does the what say?
Anna: Get that jerk out of here!
Elsa: Ok...lets just do another letter.
"Zoot: *whips out a wedding cake from behind* How's this for the celebration then?
Me: *un-fainted* I'm not going to ask where you got that…
Zoot: Don't worry, it's not like I took it out from a random stranger's behind. Or did I…?
Me: O_O You didn't.
Zoot: *teehees* I'll leave you on a cliffhanger. Now where did my Hole go?
Me: … Uh oh. Elsa, Anna, and everybody else in the crew, things are about to get REAL.
Zoot: *muffled* Yeah yeah, sure it will… Wow, I really need to organize stuff in here..."
Anna: CAKE! CAKE!
Elsa: CAKE CAKE!
Wilhelm: CAAAAAKKKEEE!
Kristoff: Everybody loves Cake
Olaf: *dive into cake* CAKE!
Gerda: Should we stop them?
Kai: No, we get to force them to clean it all up later
Gerda: Good point
Elsa: Another letter while we're eating
"*in distance* "Exterminate!"
Savvy: You weren't making up the Daleks.
Nik: They're back!
Viktor: So... Heh.
Juliet: This is all your fault.
Viktor: Where did I even get them?
Aiden: Ask yourself that question.
Nik: We are not bringing the other side of Viktor to surface. He keeps calling me a twat.
Viktor: Oh no, I was me for that.
Nik: Not my fault you are quite the defensive fatherly figure.
Viktor: I wouldn't call it that... But Elsa and I have complicated history.
Nik: Yesterday you found out I was teaching her how to fight-
Viktor and Savvy: _ You little twat!
Nik: She asked me! I'm the captain of the royal guard!
Viktor: How come I didn't know about this?! You don't keep secrets from me! The apparent Dalek overlord.
Aiden: Oh my god, he remembers when he said that...
Juliet: Nik you better run."
(massive crash landing)
Elsa: Hey it's that blue box I told you about!
Doctor: Ahh...Arendelle, hello your majesty!
Elsa: HI DAVID TENNANT!
Wilhelm: It had to be the one which steals the girls
Anna: HI!
Kristoff: Just take care of the Daleks and get out of here
Doctor: The Daleks seem to be using stolen Cyber technology to create a counterpart in Viktor, if we manage to shut it down without killing him we should be able to stop them using the link between him and the other Daleks
Elsa: I have no idea what he just said.
Wilhelm: Let's just another letter, alright?(gritted teeth)
"Elsa, if anyone calls you a freak or a monster, I'll personally beat the piss outta them"
Elsa: Thank you
Anna: ME TOO!
Wilhelm: If they want a monster, I'll give them one!
Kristoff: I'm with Anna!
Doctor: Nobody will call anyone a monster around here!
Elsa: (sigh of attraction) Yeah
Anna: (heart eyes)
Wilhelm: TAKE CARE OF THE DALEKS, NOT THE GIRLS!
Doctor: Haha. May I read the next letter?
Elsa: Sure...
Wilhelm:(wave hand in front of eyes)
"so i got da gun right? it goes bang bang and then woof on some occasions. and it has a muzzle break so it is more better at the distances, then i get a shotgun from a odd shaped box i found by a tank right? I go running to the corner to show the other team what I found in this box. I finded them in da corner and i run fast to show them. then I hear da beeping from the floor and they look at me like 'hey, what dafaq do u got der?'. I go closer and the beeping continues and i think they have bomb. they figured out i got the shotgun from the forbidden box and they blow me up and i get da sadness cos I jus wanted to show them my gun and then kill dem with it... do u have the shotgun right?"
Elsa: I have no experience with guns
Anna: Ditto
Wilhelm: I know a guy who has experience with these sorts of things. Talk to a guy named Nemo
Elsa: THAT GUY IS CRAZY!
Wilhelm: Come on he's locked up, what can the guy do?
Nemo: DIE FREAKS!
Elsa: Give me nightmares.
Wilhelm: Lets do another letter before that nutjob escapes
"Me: I dunno, I'm not sure if Wilhelm is trustable... xD
George: Keep Kristoff away please
Me: I agree, also congrats of over 100 reviews! I've not got much more to say, cause it's 2 AM here... Err Happy Summer? xD"
Elsa: Really?
Wilhelm: I am perfectly trustable!
Kristoff: I have gotten over my obssession, I'll have you know
Elsa: Obsession about what? ICE!
Kristoff: That's not helping
Anna: HAPPY SUMMER!
Olaf: HAPPY SUMMER!
Elsa: My dress melted!
Wilhelm: WHAT? :D
Elsa: Change the subject, NOW!
"I have a question for Hans, I need your help testing a new Tac-Combat Helmet. I need to see if the helmet can stop a 50 cal. round from various distances (300 yards, 600 yards and 800 yards). All I need you to do is stand out in the open and wait. you'll be paid well and you safety can be ensured. however I an not responsible for any injuries or deaths (you or anyone else in the vicinity). I'm asking you since Kristoff is apparently a 'teddy bear' (and I hope thats not a 'pet' name), Anna is to adorable to shoot at, Olaf probably won't stay still, Elsa is the Queen, and Wilhelm has a b*tch-like scream. so yeah..."
Hans: THEY WILL ALL D-
Nemo: (tackle Hans) I'll be taking that. Hahaha!
Elsa: That can't be good.
Nemo: ALL FREAKS WILL DIE!
Anna: He is loco
Wilhelm: GUARDS!
Elsa: Lets do another letter while they're doing action movie stuff.
"Elsa, we're gonna go to your room, and then I'll strip down nude and dance to Crizzly and Logan - A$$ n T!tt!es, just for your amusement. anyone can spectate this wondrous event but be warned... I'm a F*cker..."
Elsa: Really?
Wilhelm: Touch her and you die. The end.
Anna: Read chapter 46
"OMG! GO WILHELM!"
Wilhelm: THANK YOU! I GOT A DATE!
Elsa: He's so happy
