A/N: Oh God. There's only one more drabble after this~ But be on the lookout for The Joys of Parenting, the sequel to The Mpreg Drabbles! It's starting the Wednesday after the last chapter of The Mpreg Drabbles. We'll be on the same schedule for the next year as we were with this.

Disclaimer: Belongs to Konomi-sensei.

Drabble the fifty-first: Inui/Tezuka

Sex between Inui and Tezuka was always very… well, Inui didn't want to say clean, because sex of course was not a very clean activity, what with numerous bodily fluids managing to find their way all over the place—so maybe a better word was… spare. Not unsatisfyingly so.

It usually went like this: the foreplay was minimal, maybe an exchange of oral sex or even sixty-nine when they felt adventurous. There was never much kissing involved—of course, there wasn't much kissing in their relationship in general. Inui would prepare Tezuka quickly but thoroughly, and the sex… varied enough to satisfy Inui, at least. And when they were finished, they took separate showers. There was never cuddling.

Ever.

Which was why, when Inui found himself with a sleepy post-coital Tezuka (which was unusual in itself) wrapped around him and nuzzling his shoulder, he was very, very confused.

He quickly came up with a list of possibilities in his head. It was most efficient to be straightforward about these things. So he said, cautiously, "Tezuka."

Tezuka grunted in acknowledgment.

"Are you pregnant?"

"…Yes."

"Oh." Inui blinked. "Why didn't you tell me?"

"You are perfectly capable of figuring it out on your own, obviously."

Inui frowned. "Let me up, I want to take a shower."

"No."