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Edward tossed and turned. No matter how hard he tried, he could not get to sleep. And he knew exactly why.
He rolled and leaned over the bed to look at Roy.
He growled.
"Roy." He whispered.
Roy turned his head skillfully and blinked.
"What?"
Ed growled and blushed a bit.
"Get your old man ass up here." He harshly snapped.
Roy smiled. "No thanks."
Ed raised an eyebrow. "What?"
Roy continued to smile and said, "I'm not going to share a bed with someone who doesn't want to."
"Wha?" was all Edward could manage to say as Roy rolled back over.
"Fine!" He growled and rolled as well.
Roy just smiled and closed his eyes.
"Goodnight, Edward."
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When morning rolled around, the hustle and bustle of the people could be heard from all over.
Roy pulled his back off the floor. Sitting in an upright position, he squinted in pain as his back cracked a few times.
"Ed?" He whispered and turned his head to an empty bed.
"Ed?" He called again, concerned.
"You're loud." A sleepy voice mumbled from beside him.
Ed was curled up in a little ball right next to where Roy had been sleeping.
No pillow, no blanket. He had left it all on the bed.
Roy couldn't help but smile.
"Silly boy." He whispered under his breath and reached down to kiss the boy's forehead.
Suddenly there was a loud thump and Hughes groaned.
Roy laughed out loud and stood up to go and help his friend.
He extended his arm and Hughes grabbed it.
"That's the sixth time!" Hughes whined.
Roy smiled and helped the clumsy man back onto the bed.
When Hughes was comfortable, his eyes wandered to Edward.
He smirked.
Roy just sighed and rubbed his chin, "What can I say? I'm irresistible."
Hughes rolled his eyes and coughed out, "Yeah. You're somthin alright. But it's not irresistible."
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"How long are we going to be here?" Ed whined.
Roy sighed as he put his shoes back on.
"I'm not sure."
Ed flopped onto the bed and sighed.
Roy turned to look at him and frowned.
The boy was miserable.
He had to do something.
"Alright, Edward." He said.
"I have an idea."
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Edward's eyes teared as he tried to keep himself from laughing.
"What?" Roy asked.
"You." Ed sputtered out.
Roy had dressed himself all in black. On him was a tank top with a black jacket and tatty jeans. Around his head was a bandana and on his hands were biker gloves. He had on a pair of black boots which appeared to be leather. And around his neck were his would-be dog tags.
Hughes couldn't contain himself. He fell off his bed again, just from laughing.
"What are you trying to do? Make them laugh themselves to death?"
Roy growled.
Apparently his idea wasn't the best ever.
He sighed and sat down on the bed Edward was laying in.
Roy peeled off the jacket and sighed. This was hopeless.
Hughes suddenly snapped his fingers as an idea came to him.
"Take off the bandanna and the gloves." He said.
Roy raised an eyebrow, but did what he was told.
It was perfect.
"One last thing." Hughes said and took off Roy's belt.
Roy blushed as his pants slid a little and rested on his buttocks.
Ed pulled the tank top out and gritted it up a bit. He took some of the dust from the walls and threw it on the shirt.
Roy gritted his teeth and sneezed.
"Bless you." Ed said on impulse.
Roy nodded his head and took a look at himself.
"I look ridiculous."
Hughes laughed. "Exactly."
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They had all decided it would be best for Hughes if he stayed in his baggy jacket. It was perfect for concealing his knives.
Roy did make him change into black pants and rough up his hair a bit.
For Ed, Roy made him wear his big black jacket.
Ed growled. "I look stupid."
Roy grinned. "Exactly."
Roy went over to the stairs and pressed the button.
He waited a few minutes then pressed it again.
Suddenly there was a loud thud and the box was pulled.
The woman laughed at Roy's attire and said, "Trying to blend?"
Roy nodded his head and she scoffed.
"Cute."
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As they made their way through the town, Roy noticed that their appearance didn't stop the people from staring at him. They didn't stop staring at Edward either.
Roy growled. He felt his anger grow. If they laid one single little finger on him…
"Hey!" Ed yelled as he looked through a store window.
Roy walked over to investigate.
"Rocko's" It read.
Curiously enough, it was a store for auto mail.
Roy took in a large breath and decided it might not be that bad to go in. After all, it was a small enough store. And he'd have Hughes stand guard outside. It would be fine.
Big mistake.
Ed began looking at all the different tools and materials. His eyes glittered with interest.
The store clerk began eyeing him and licked his lips.
"So, you're interested in auto mail?" The man casually asked.
"Yeah." Edward said, nodding his head.
The man walked over to the particular material Edward was looking at and smirked.
"You like this stuff?"
Ed nodded his head again.
"It's some of the best stuff auto mail could ever be made of." The man pointed out.
"Yeah." Ed said, knowing that his own auto mail was made of it.
Suddenly the man knelt down next to Ed's ear and whispered,
"You know, I have stuff that's ten times better in the back. Called Natrum. And I'll let you look at it."
"Really?" Ed asked in disbelief, falling for the ploy.
Roy, who had been staring at some auto mail design plans pinned to the wall, was obviously not paying much attention.
When he had finally decided it was time to leave, he found no Edward.
"ED?" He yelled.
Suddenly he heard yelling and loud thumps coming from the back.
"Dammit."
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Yes, I know Winry is the Automail freak. But I thought it would be cute for Edward. So nyeh. Lol. REVIEW, REVIEW!
