Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha.
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Kagura shifted her weight and grunted as she awoke to Jakotsu's and other's laughter.
"I'm the big bad wind which!" She heard somebody say in a high-pitched voice. Her eyes snapped open when she realized someone was talking about her. She saw Bankotsu, waving her fan and swaying his hips in a mocking manner. Her face got red with anger.
"Hah, you got her right on the dot!" Koga laughed.
"Except you look better." Hiten smirked.
"What the fuck are you doing?" Kagura sat up, crossed her arms, and glared. Bankotsu stopped dead in his tracks when he saw Kagura's angry face. He got pale and his throat got dry.
"I was….it was…." He stammered and gulped when she slowly got to her feet.
"Was it a game?" She asked.
"Uh…y-yeah…." His eyes got wide.
"Let me play a game with you!" She ran at him and he ran down the hall.
"Kagura." Jakotsu called in a bored tone.
"Yeah…" Everyone agreed.
"Get your ass back here and die!" They heard Kagura.
"I got your fan!" Bankotsu taunted.
"So immature…" Hiten rolled his eyes.
"And you aren't?" Abi smirked.
"No." He kissed her cheek and she tensed when she felt his hand slid under her shirt and rest on her stomach. She smiled at him and nuzzled into his hold.
"Dammit, how does this thing work?" Bankotsu ran out, swinging the fan like a child, while Kagura chased him. Koga put out his leg and the distracted mercenary tripped. Kagura fell over him and landed on his back.
She sat on his ass and tried to reach over for her fan, after that, she had intentions of killing him. Bankotsu extended his arm so the fan was out of her reach and put one arm behind him to hold her back. If she got this fan, it was over. When he reached back, he accidentally pushed her boob.
"You. Fucking. Idiot." She said through her teeth.
"You're the one straddling me!" He whined, oblivious to what just happened.
"You fucking grabbed me!" She snapped.
"Ohhh shit." Jakotsu smiked. Yura rubbed her temples.
"Did I?" He glanced over his shoulder with a perverted grin. "Can I do it again because I didn't really get a feel?" He pouted.
"No!" She covered her chest with one arm and began senselessly hitting the back of his head with her free hand. Koga nearly fell on his side laughing, Jakotsu sat with an amused expression, Hiten was whispering to Abi, neither was really paying attention, Kikyo rolled her eyes, Ayame nudged Koga, and Yura watched with intensity.
"Please!" He kept the fan out of her reach and buried his face in the ground. He wrapped one arm around the back of his head as defense for her fist.
"Fuck you!"
"You wanna?" He smirked.
"Dammit!" She gasped when he grabbed her wrist as she went to hit him again. She watched his wet tongue lick her hand. "Ew!" She scrunched her nose and jumped off him, wiping her hand on her kimono.
"Haha, I win!" He got to his feet. "Hey…what's that on your shirt…?" He asked seriously and walked up to her.
"Oh come one." She rolled her eyes. She tensed when he literally grabbed her boob.
"Whoops, guess it was just that!" He innocently shrugged.
"You…." She snarled.
"Oh shit!" He bolted back down the hall.
"What a…idiot." Koga wiped a tear from his eye.
"Her face was priceless." Jakotsu smirked.
"Where the hell is Banryu?" Bankotsu yelled.
"Outside!" Hiten called.
"But it's not outside…" Kikyo cocked her head.
"I know…that's the point." Hiten smirked.
"You're good." Jakotsu smiled.
"Ah! No its not! Shit! Shit! Shit!" Bankotsu ran back in, breathless. "She….she….she got….the fan…." He panted.
"Guess you're dead." Hiten sighed.
"Just know….that when I…die….I really hated you all…" He smiled.
"Good cause…"
"AH!" Bankotsu yelled as Kagura grabbed his braid and dragged him outside. "I don't wanna die! I'm too young and hot and….help!" They laughed as he held the doorway until he was forced outside.
"He's dead…" Yura sighed. They all listened to the begs and pleas as Bankotsu was beaten outside. He came back about a half hour later with a black eye, a bleeding nose, and was rubbing his lower back.
"Damn….she dun fucked you up." Jakotsu snickered and Bankotsu flipped him off. Kagura walked in and adjusted her kimono before sitting down.
"You know what? For two feels…it was worth it…" Bankotsu smiled. Yura elbowed him.
"Now you really aren't getting any." She whispered and his eyes got wide.
"But…it was….she made me! I was forced!" He accusingly pointed a finger at Kagura.
"You fucking groped my boob!' Kagura spat.
"Fine, I'll just fuck somebody else!"
"I dare you." She glared.
"You fucking idiot, all you need to do is not grab or hit on someone else." Hiten rolled his eyes.
"So I'm not allowed to flirt with you anymore?" He pouted.
"You were never allowed to!"
"But you liked it." Bankotsu winked. "I'm sorry Yura!" He sloppily kissed her cheek and she pushed him away.
"Stay away." She whispered.
"Fine!" He sat beside Kikyo. "Yo." He smiled and she rolled her eyes.
"Pig." Yura glared.
"Slut."
"Man-whore."
"Ouch." He frowned. She glared and he smirked.
"Stupid act of Bankotsu number two." Jakotsu announced as the younger mercenary sat back beside Yura.
"I wuv you…" He kissed her cheek and she squirmed. He slowly rested himself on top of her.
"You better slow down." Koa glared as Bankotsu began heatedly kissing Yura and she returned it.
"Yo." Hiten scrunched his nose. Bankotsu's armor and shirt were removed and he began to tug at the fabric of her dress.
"Oh, fuck this." Kagura walked out.
"Hell yeah." Jakotsu followed.
"Peace." Koga walked behind them as Bankotsu's pants slowly slid down. Ayame gasped and followed him. Kikyo rolled her eyes and walked out of the room next.
"Have some fucking self respect." Hiten sighed as he and ABi left.
"MMM!" Kaguya struggled when she realized why everyone was leaving. She fell on her side and closed her eyes as Bankotsu and Yura completely ignored her.
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"Right there." Kagura scrunched her nose as she took another swig of sake.
"I know….fucking ignorant sex addicts." Hiten sighed and poured himself another glass.
"Lay off." Abi nudged him. He rolled his eyes and drank the whole glass in one sip. "I mean it."
"Or what?" He scoffed. She took the bottle and poured it over his head. "What the fuck?" He barked.
"Fucking alcoholic." She mumbled.
"Whoo! Fight!" Jakotsu cheered.
"Hey…I feel like we forgot someone out there…" Kagura glanced around the room.
"Nobody important." Koga shrugged.
"Fucking alcoholic?" He stood up and pulled off his armor and shirt that were drenched with sake.
"Did I stutter?" She glared.
"You worthless bitch!" He growled. She rolled her eyes.
"Guess she is moody." Jakotsu smirked.
"Fuck you." Hiten barked.
"I would gladly let you." Jakotsu answered and Hiten's glare deepened.
"You wouldn't be the only one's fucking." Kagura rolled her eyes.
"How could we possibly kill the moment for them?" Jakotsu asked with a smirk.
"Pour sake on them." Kagura suggested.
"That'll probably turn the sick fuck on more." Koga sighed.
"Sure as hell didn't turn me on…" He mumbled.
"If you saw Abi wet and naked, you would get hard." Kagura rolled her eyes.
"True…" He nodded and she nudged him.
"Lets just do something he would do to piss us all off." Jakotsu suggested.
"Lets all go out there and act like we're having the biggest fight ever." Abi smiled.
"Oh, can we use weapons?" Kagura's eyes lit up.
"Any weapon you can find!" Abi added.
"Hm….that could work…"
"Yeah but….he might ignore us…" Jakotsu frowned. "Trust me, I know him."
"We'll use Hiten!" Kagura smiled.
"What?"
"You two annoy the shit out of each other!" Koga explained.
"So you want me to go in there while he's banging Yura's brains out like nothing's happening?"
"I have an idea…" Kagura smirked. "Where are those markers?"
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Bankotsu pulled his pants back on as he regained his breath.
"That….was awesome…" He pecked her forehead as she redressed. He saw the sunlight gleam off something big and shiny at the end of the hall.
"I wonder where the others went…" Yura whispered.
"Wait here…" He walked down the hall. He soon identified the object as Banryu but didn't remember leaving it there. His brows knotted together when he saw it.
It was completely covered in useless drawings. He read the words before looking at the pictures.
'Payback's a bitch.'
'You should keep an eye on this thing.'
'Ugly!" (Pointing to where his reflection was.)
'Banryu=Giant Waste of Metal.'
'My Fan Could Kick You're Banryu's Ass!'
'How was Yura?'
'Fucking owned.' And many others that had the same point. The pictures were more disturbing. There was, which he assumed to be drawn by Jakotsu, a giant dick in one corner, there was him….dead, there were hearts and smiles, which pissed him off the most, and an occasional flower or something girly.
There was a lot of scribbles and 'I HEART HITEN' in bold. Hiten's name was crossed off, though. Obviously somebody wrote it without his permission. There were endless mocks and drawings and he felt his temper boil as he finished.
"We're artists." Jakotsu shrugged. He looked to his side and saw Jakotsu, Hiten, Koga, Kagura, and Abi leaning in the hallway.
"No, you're dead!" He ran at them.
"But we love you!" Hiten laughed.
"Fuck love!" Though he couldn't help but smirk a little himself.
