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The Secretary

Episode XX: Epilogue

Five years later…

The brunette kicked the machine. "Why won't you work!" Two men flanked her on either side. She twisted the computer monitor around and began to fiddle with the wires.

A ping sound denoted the computer was starting up. The young woman kneeled before the device and waited for it to finish starting up.

She selected a program and watched as the command was executed. Formulas and equations flashed, the woman mentally recording the numbers. A small film then began to play. It showed a model of Midgar.

A model of Midgar that was completely destroyed in a single explosion. The thinner man scratched his arm absently. "Overkill, don't you think, Jess?"

The young woman frowned. "Maybe… We shouldn't tell Barret about this?"

Squatting down, the rounder man asked, "You guys think… we could make—I dunno—smaller bombs?"

"I suppose we could, Wedge…"

"But?"

The brunette shook her head. "But, we wouldn't know what would happen…" Not that I really care. "Bwahahahahahahahaha…."

"Jessie?"

"Yes, Biggs?"

"You're laughing manically… Aloud."

"Opps."


Stiff within a crystal of mako, the silver-haired Adonis rested his mind. His strength had not fully regenerated from the trip to the Northern Continent. The only company he had for the past five years was 'Mother.'

And what a bossy bitch she is… Once I become a god, I am killing her.


In a rocky valley, the wails of a 'ghost' could be heard. Little did anyone care that this 'ghost' was screaming, "WILL SOMEBODY GET ME OFF THIS #$&'N" ROCK!"
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