Disclaimer: I do not own anything, not even the chapter's title. That belongs to Nightwish.

Note: Based on the now increased amount of time I have to write these chapters, I'd think that this would be up sooner. However, after 51 chapters, this story's starting to get tiring. Even though Geoff and Izzy are the characters this time around, they are not the main focus of the chapter. The real focus characters spoil the end. Anyways, this chapter does not have any bad content and on to the chapter!

The drinking game is still in effect.


Chapter 12 Part 2 - This Chapter's Title Has Nothing To Do With What Will Happen


(Cruelfessional - This Is The Only Time You'll See The Rookies In This Chapter... Seriously)

Amy, Jazz, and Emo - Amy - Since we're down to three people, we really needed the victory.

Jazz - I dunno, I wouldn't mind losing emo boy over here.

Emo - Bite me. (gives the middle finger)

Amy - Anyways, there's a possibility that we could gain a player back on our team. I sure hope it's Fransisco! (squeals softly)

Emo - Zoey's company would lighten things up here, which isn't saying much since this place is as black as soot. (gets a knife and cuts his wrist)

Amy - I also want Derek or Rebeccah to come back. They were both very nice.

Emo - Can we speed this up Miss Mary Sue Exposition Girl?

Amy - (slightly confused) Huh?

Jazz - Anyway folks, back to the show.


Veteran Camp - Girls Cabin

Lindsay, Bridgette, Gwen, and Trent were huddled up in a group, forming strategies for the next deliberation.

"So we've decided on Duncan, right?" Bridgette asked the group.

"Dunno about that." Gwen said, "He could just pull off some crazy Xanatos Roulette and get off scot free. It happens a lot on shows like these."


(Cruelfessional - Foreshadowing!)

Trent - Sadly, I don't have any doubts that will happen.


"I have an idea!" Lindsay cheerfully proposed, "Let's call Super Nanny! She'll shape Duncan up!"

Gwen facepalmed. "That's a show for bratty kids Lindsay." she pointed out.

"Actually, that show is befitting for Duncan's behavior." Bridgette quipped.

"I almost want to throw myself in," Trent admitted, "just to take that guy out."

"Don't risk yourself just to get even." Gwen sighed. "It's not worth it."

"How are the other planning?" Bridgette wondered.


Veteran Camp - Boys Cabin

Meanwhile, Duncan, Owen, DJ, Geoff, and Heather were also strategizing.

"Seems so long since we last debated this." Duncan mused, "Too bad we can't use Harold as a sacrificial lamb."

"I've got an idea!" Owen announced, "Let's find the Hidden Immunity Idol!"

Duncan facepalmed. "This isn't Survivor!" Duncan groaned, "There's no Hidden Immunity Idol!"


(Cruelfessional - Genre Savvy)

Izzy - (wearing a green idol on a cord) Au contraire, mis amigos! (she stuffs the idol in her cleavage)


"So let me get this straight." Heather added to the conversation, "The plan is to send in Trent and who else?"

"That's a tough call." DJ chipped in, "I'd personally like to send myself in..."

"You can't do that!" Duncan interrupted, "You're too vital to the plan!"

"Who do we send in then?" DJ asked.

"It seems like we're going to have to make some sacrifices..." Duncan thought silently.

Meanwhile, Owen looked out the window and noticed Izzy, Kai, Zed, and Ezekiel on the beach.


On the Beach

"There it is boys." Izzy gestured to the blue open, "Lake Rotorua."

"Yes, I've seen it too many a time." Zed rolled his eyes and folded his arms, "I've been traveling from here to Canada to interview random teenagers as of late."

"Why the long face Broha?" Kai asked.

"Just my world weary look on the world." the prankster scoffed.

"You're like the Canadian version of Eddy from Ed, Edd, n' Eddy." Izzy said.

"Who?" Ezekiel asked.

The crazy redhead dismissed her previous comment and took off her grass skirt. "Now who's up for swimming!"

"I can't swim, eh..." Ezekiel sheepishly admitted.

"Really? I thought the good air circulation around your nose and circumcised wiener would improve your technique." Kai said.

"Now Kenneth," Izzy said rather sternly, "haven't I told you that Ezekiel is only Half-Jewish?"

"Mixed Catholicism and Judaism." Zed remarked, "Talk about the worst of both worlds."

Izzy ignored him and smiled sweetly at the home schooled teen. "You stayed afloat on the first day of TDI when we jumped off the cliff. What do you call that?"

"Dumb luck." Ezekiel muttered.

"It's never too late to learn!" Izzy said cheerfully. With one swipe of her arm, Ezekiel was discarded of his hoodie, pants, and toque.

"Izzy!" the brunette cried, now only in his boxers. Without warning, the redhead took him by the hand and led him to the lake.


Back At The Boys Cabin

As DJ, Heather, and Geoff continued discussing plans, Duncan went over to Owen.

"If you team up with me against Geoff, I'll help you get your gal pal back." the delinquent whispered in the chubby blonde's ear.

"Deal." Owen agreed.

"Geoff, pal." Duncan told the party dude with fake sympathy, "I'd keep you around if I had any other choice, but sacrifices must be made."

"What?" Geoff cried, "How come everyone's ganging up on me?"

"Sorry!" Heather smiled, going along with the plan "A chain's only as strong as their weakest link!"

With no other options at his disposal, Geoff burst out the front door.

"Plans like these have a tendency to backfire." DJ reminded the group...


(Cruelfessional - Confessional Fatigue)

Geoff - This is so not cool! I knew joining them was a bad idea, I just knew it!

(a crash is heard through the roof and Izzy emerges through the hole)

Izzy - Hello, fellow denizen!

Geoff - Woah! (falls over backwards)

Izzy - Glad to see you too! How may I be of assistance?

Geoff - Duncan kicked me out of his alliance and now he's planning to put me in the showdown!

Izzy - Don't worry Geoff! I'll teach that weasel a lesson! (she jumps out of the hole)


Castaway Camp

Even though they emerged victorious in the last challenge, the ten teens had an even more difficult task in front of their hands. An event so sinister, it sent even the bravest of warriors cowering in fear... Truth or Dare.

"Derek, Truth or Dare?" Ashley asked.

"Truth, do your worst!" he challenged her.

"Are you actually gay?" she responded.

"Use this logic." Derek told everyone, "Do you really think I would've enjoyed seeing Amy..." A glare from Dana gave him other thoughts. "... at camp? Uhh... Dana! Truth or Dare!"

"Dare." she said.

"I dare you to do a 540 on our new half pipe!"

The tomboy shrugged and skated over to the half pipe. After pulling off an effortless one and a half turns, she skated back down and was applauded by Derek.


Awkward Transition To Vilecano

"All twenty two campers are back!" Chris greeted everyone, "Man, it's like the first day all over again!"

"Hey Chris Meister?" Geoff asked, "How come we didn't have deliberation?"

"Good question Geoff." the host replied, "With some good advice from Izzy, we're going to select candidates in a way that will throw all other strategies out the window!" The Tikitere Wheel of Torture emerged from the ground.

"Wow, I didn't expect that!" Geoff cried.

"I wouldn't be too sure." Chris sneered, "Izzy claimed that she got the idea from you!"

Everyone one turned their head toward the party boy, who responded, "All I said was that I got kicked out of Duncan's alliance and that he's planning to put me in the showdown."

"Just as I suspected!" Lindsay blurted out, rising from her seat, "I knew that Duncan had a secret alliance!"

"It was pretty obvious, Lindsay." Gwen said, "It's a miracle this wasn't brought up sooner."

"So what if I do have a secret alliance?" Duncan yelled, "It's a better one than any of you tards can form!"

"Anyways, the five veteran boys have to get on the wheel and two will be chosen to participate." Chris explained.

The five boys were strapped to the wheel and it started spinning. After a while, the guns landed on...

...

...

Trent and Duncan.


(Cruelfessional - Subversion!)

Gwen - (silent, mouth agape)

Bridgette - (silent, mouth agape)

Duncan - (silent, mouth agape)

Trent - (silent, mouth agape)

DJ - (silent, mouth agape)

Heather - (silent, mouth agape)

Fransisco - (silent, mouth closed)

Rebeccah - (silent, looking around)

Kai - I like cheese puffs!


"Well, that was quite a turn of events." Chris observed, "One of the most powerful figures in this game has the potential to be dethroned right here and now."


(Cruelfessional - We Lied)

Emo - (gloomily) And how happy I would be if he was. (takes a long puff from his cigarette)


"And the challenge is..." Chris announced as the screen kept flashing, "Beer Pong!"

"Rats!" Geoff cursed silently, "I always win at that game."

"Duncan has probably played the game before but Trent might need an explanation." the host began, "The goal is to throw a ping pong ball into a single cup of beer before your opponent. First one to do so wins, loser is sent to the Castaway Corpses, get the drift? Good! Now let's get started!"

Duncan and Trent immediately rushed to a tub full of ping pong balls. They each grabbed a handful and ran to a table with the cup on it.

Even with past experience, the green haired delinquent couldn't seem to get the ball straight into the cup. Trent didn't have much luck either.

In the greatest of anti climactic moments, Duncan pulled it together and threw the ball into the cup. He picked it up and took a swig of victory.

Winner: Duncan (duh)


"Oh no!" Gwen cried, tears welling up in eyes.

"Don't worry Gwen." Trent told her, "I'm just going to another team."

"That doesn't make it hurt less..." Gwen sighed.

"Enough with the sob stories!" Chris hollered, "Now we have to get through the second chance showdown! All Castaway Corpses on the wheel!"

The eleven former contestants strapped themselves to the Tikitere Wheel of Torture and sat silently while it span. After a few seconds, the first pointer selected its candidate.

"A chance to return to the competition?" Ashley chirped sinisterly, "I'd love one!"


Closing

Phew! That was a long one! Anyways, I'd like to thank all my reviewers, big and small, old and young, you all make a difference! I'd also like to thank all of the great TDI fanfiction writers out there who inspired me to continue.

In the next chapter, Ashley faces her opponent in the second chance showdown and some heartwarming events take place. The episode isn't over yet!

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