Yaku- I just watched across the universe and now hey prudence is stuck in my head….
From-XxHell's HoundxX
Hi every one!
Hidan: -blushes when he hugged me- The reason I didn't just fucking come out
and say it was because I wanted you to fucking figure it out...and yes I
fucking swear
Itachi: Stop being a damn pussy! There was no need for you to fucking faint!
Idiot weasel!
Pein: -eyes turn a deep purple color and shariganish- Here is a warning for
you never.fucking.yell.at.me.again if you want to keep living.
Yaku: -hands a weird box like thing- That is called Pandora's box -smiles
kind of evilly- If you know the Greek story surrounding Pandora's box you
should know what is inside...and thank you for dubbing me Pandora!
Sasori:...now that does amuse me! -laughs at his stupid ballet- also I now
dub your official nickname MONKEY BOY!
Kisame: So...what is it like being partners with my twin? Also if your
nickname is Jaws shouldn't you have the Jaws theme song as your theme song?
Hidan: O-k Hidan are you ready for our date tonight?
All: Bye!...I'm bored again -points to Sasori randomly and he catches on
fire, laughs evilly at his misfortune-
Hidan- I fucking Love you. (pulls you into a kiss)
Yaku- Go cursing, and people say its bad to do, well I do believe it just brought these two together.
Itachi- Shut up.
Pein-(unaffected) You have pretty eyes. (points to XxHell's HoundxX)
Yaku- (cough)pothead(cough)
Pein- Shut up.
Yaku- well you have to had done something to not be bothered by these idiots…. (glances at everyone for a second then looks back at Pein)
Pein- Well it certainly wasn't THAT.
Yaku- Well then what did you do? Hmmmmmmmmmm?
Pein- None of your damn business.
Yaku- (gasp) I KNOW!
Pein- Oh great what now?
Yaku- ACID!
Pein- You just keep getting on about worse things!
Yaku- Fine fine you aren't on acid…. Or pot…. Or any other drug that comes to my mind because of watching the yellow submarine and across the universe one too many times.
Pein- Hey Yaku…. (evil grin)
Yaku- (questioningly) what?
Pein- (half sings) Dear prudence…….
Yaku- Damnit not again!
Pein- hehehe.. that's what you get.
Deidara- I didn't know Pein-Sama could sing Un.
Hidan-…. Its fucking funny that it was the fucking Beatles though.
Deidara- True Un.
Pein- shut up. -.-
Yaku- See? You're all ridiculous.
Hidan & Deidara- Whatever.
Yaku- Pfft to you.
Hidan-…
Yaku- OMG YESHHHHHHHHH!!1 I FINALLY HAVE THE BOX OF DESTRUCTION! Now I get to do what I always wanted to….. (opens a portal) all I need is this thing (set an automatic box opener on it then throws it through the portal and closes the portal and people can be heard screaming) BOMBS AWAY!
Kakuzu- What did you just do?
Yaku- Threw an open Pandora's box into the world of Tsubasa chronicles…….hehehe…..die tsubasa die……
Kakuzu- okay…..
Sasori- NOT A MONKEY!
Kisame- I should.. shouldn't I?
Yaku- (presses play on the stereo)
Kisame- (lurks around)
Hidan- wait we're going on a date? (blink blink)
Sasori- Ow.. (looks at his arm then puts it out) I don't like you…
Yaku- hey Hidan didn't curse…..
Hidan- I fucking didn't did I?
Yaku- Nope. Anyway… omj two in a row…. I look in my email and its another from the same person…
From- XxHell's HoundxX
OMJ! Don't stop this please! It's fucking funny!
Yaku: Here's a random thought I had we should start a band with the akatsuki!
Think about it you could be lead singer or something! How cool would that be?
It would also be a good fanfic story...hm like I said random thought! :3
Zetsu: I'm bored! -stares at him with out blinking for hours on end-
Tobi: You are not going to be the walking Thumb print! I like the clown with
the tear away face damn it! But then again it is your choice...anyone else
like the nick name the clown with the tear away face?!
Dei: I want you to do something for me...-whispers something in his ear then
hands him something- hehe 3
all: Do you know what wiccans are? And what they do? Awnser correctly and
there is a prize!!
Bye bye!!
Yaku- Thanks for liking it XD! I like that random thought.
Zetsu-.. Okay….You're strange. No they aren't. Yes she is…….
Yaku- I like the thumbprint one. Now then anyone not like that one?
Hidan- (rasies his hand)
Yaku- One against ten.
Hidan- fuck.
Tobi- I like being the walking thumbprint…..
Deidara- (eyes go wide) YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Pein- what?
Deidara- This! (Throws a grenade somewhere) ART IS A BANG Un!! (Says this as it explodes)
Pein- -.-….as if he doesn't have enough explosives……
Deidara- ART ART PURE ART Un! (Looking at the remaining huge smoke/dust cloud)
Yaku- That was a rather interesting explosion though.
Pein- Fine fine it was….
Zetsu- I think my cactus got blown up…
Yaku- what cactus?
Zetsu- I had a cactus and no I cant see it…..
Yaku- Oh.
Kakuzu- well that's all the less fertilizer we'll have to buy.
Zetsu- TTTT
Yaku- The self watering plant….
Tobi- That's not very nice.
Yaku- . I know.
Hidan- Lets fucking end this goodbye.
Yaku- HEY I CHOSE WHEN IT-!
(Screen clicks off)
(in complete darkness)
Yaku- I think Kisame- Is still watching teletubbies….
Hidan- Why the fuck do you think that?
Yaku- I haven't seen him all chapter and I hear little kids…..
Konan- Ill go untie him…..
(comes back with Kisame)
Kisame- (twitch twitch) Telitubbies look scary..and they want to eat me……..
Yaku- Okay….
Hidan- Goodbye fuckers!
Yaku- STOPIT! I CHOOSE HOW YOU DIE SUFFOCATION! Oh wait that was Deidara's script I meant I CHOOSE WHEN IT ENDS NOW GOODBYE!
