AJ looked on in awe as he looked contently at the Dolphins do jumps and flips. They could do so many neat things, it all seemed so effortless. The way they could twist their bodies, and pull off such high flying moves. AJ began to make mental notes on how to incorporate several of the moves he was seeing into his arsenal.
Such moves had to be his, after all he was the Phenomenal One. Such moves were made for him to do. AJ gave a nod to one of the dolphins that came crashing down after three circles and a dive up. The Dolphin who seemed to understand AJ, nodded back and waved a fin at him.
Elix watched in confusion as his brother grinned like a mad man. That was about all AJ had done since the Dolphins had taken an interest in him. For some reason the dolphins thought of AJ as one of their own. It was neat at first but now it was starting to scare Elix. He was going to have to do something about it, Elix walked over to his Unca Low Ki.
"Unca Low Ki...I think AJ has gone a bit silly or something..."
"Why do you think this Elix?"
"Well, you see I think the dolphins are trying to convert him to their cult."
"Elix honey, I don't think dolphins have cults sweetie."
"I don't know about that Maddy...they seem to be taking a rather strange interest in AJ..."
"Allie, dolphins do not have cults...change that I think they do."
"Ok...honey grab Elix I'm getting AJ...oh crap! He's running up to them!"
"AJ stop! Please! Oh come on, Chris is going to kill me...fuck! Allie, Maddy you two take Elix and go tell Chris what's happing. I'm going after AJ!"
"I want my daddy! Dolphins are evil!"
"Elix! What's the matter! Where's your brother!"
"Daddy Chris! The dolphins want to take AJ!"
"That's it, no sea dwelling mammal is taking my son!"
"Now I've seen everything...Maddy you do promise to back me up when I tell Steve about this right?"
"Sure why not, it's no more unbelievable than some of the crazy stuff Jeff Hardy does."
Chris runs off to the top of the tank area is to find Low Ki struggling to keep AJ form trying to get away. AJ looked wild eyed and was desperate to get away. The dolphins in the tank were up and screaming, causing havoc and scarring the visitors.
"No! Let me go! Want to be with the dolphins! I want to be with them!"
"AJ, this is not cool! Your dad will kill me if I let go! Come on, you don't really want to be with the dolphins!"
"Want dolphins! They promised to show me moves! Let me go!"
"Allen Jones Styles Daniels! You will stop acting like a two year old now!"
AJ stopped going limp in Low Ki's arms, he closed his eyes and kept his head down. Chris comes up to AJ and takes him out of Low Ki's hands. The dolphins started screaming more, and sent water out of the tank. Where eyes were turning odd colors, Chris glares back and his turn blue/gold. Grudgingly the dolphins back off but in a final insult flip their tails at Daniels.
Chris just glares at them, like yeah you better run. Low Ki, is completely confused as to way both the dolphins and Chris eyes changed color. AJ refuses to look at either of them still and let's Chris pull him along. Low Ki rolls his eyes and follows them to the rest spot that Maddy, Allie, and Elix are at. AJ is still despondent, as Chris marches him to the table.
Chris: "Young man, what was that all about?"
AJ: "..."
Chris: "AJ you will tell me what that was all about."
AJ: "..."
Chris: "AJ, start talking now."
AJ: "...no."
Chris: "Yes."
AJ: "...no."
Chris: "Why not?"
AJ: "...it's stupid."
Chris: "AJ...all I want to know is why you thought it would be a good idea to hurt your self. I care about you and I don't like the idea of you thinking that you should do things like that. That is what parents do, they want to protect their children. Now why did you think you should hurt your self?"
AJ: "...I wasn't trying to hurt myself...I just wanted to do what the dolphins were doing..."
Chris: "AJ, the next time you want to go swimming just let me know and we will take care of that."
AJ: "No, I wanted to do the moves they were doing...I just thought it was so cool and they were so neat..."
Chris: "I see...AJ that's perfectly normal, but you needed to understand that the human body just can't do certain things. It wasn't made to do what dolphins do."
AJ: "But Jeff does some of those moves..."
Chris: "AJ...Jeff Hardy... is insane and dyes his hair a billion different colors and puts on body pant. I'm not going to let you get hurt because you wish to become the next he who sawton's off of everything I can find."
AJ: "Oh..."
Chris: "Well if your up to it, we still have time to see the large cats...I hear they have a new huge out door enclosure..."
AJ: "Really?"
Chris: "Really."
AJ: Heck yeah!...daddy Chris I'm sorry I was acting stupid."
Chris: "You were not stupid AJ, you just wanted to learn more. Which I will take care later, we can go over some new moves ok?"
AJ: "Thankies...I luw you daddy Chris."
Allison, Maddy and Elix all looked at Low Ki, who just sighed. As Chris gave AJ a hug then, lead the way holding AJ's hand. Elix smiled, it was nice to see his brother acting normal again. Allison looked at Maddy and asked her what they were both thinking.
Allison: "So, Maddy do you think Chris will be present for AJ and Elix's interviews?"
Maddy: "I don't see how he couldn't be. After all minors must have a parent present. When doing anything with the media."
Low Ki: "See Allie, we don't need children...we are already godparents."
Allison: "We shall speak of the making of children later my lover."
Low Ki: "..but Allie, your brother will kill me!"
Allison: "I said later, my lover."
Low Ki: "Don't I get a say?"
Allison: "Do you ever want mind blowing sex again?"
Low Ki: "Yes ma...later as you said."
Allison: "Damn right."
Maddy: "So when's the wedding?"
Allison: "I'll work that out latter."
Elix: "Aunty Maddy what's sex?"
