Hey guys!
I GOT A JOB!
I am now a Subays employee.
How cool is that? I think that it's pretty cool!
I can now pay for music on itunes!
Which I really need... because I love my music!
MUUUUUUUUUUUUSIC!
MUSIC!
MUSIC!
I belong in a music camp....

SHANE'S POV

I sat on my bed, Mitchie curled up by my side, snoring lightly. She deserved it, after spending the whole day crying, to sleep. Caitlyn had come up to me earlier, warning me that Mitchie wanted to be alone. Of course, in Mitchie language, that means 'I want my Shaney' (Okay, that was wishfull thinking on my part, but still... turns out I was right.) As soon as I had walked into the cabin, she had launched herself at me and started crying about how screwed up her life is. Of course, being the amazing boyfriend (still not over it) that I am, I listened carefully, rubbing her back soothingly, and agreeing that Emile is a douchebag.

"Mmm... Shane." I heard her moan in her sleep. "I want you." She said that part so quickly that I almost didn't catch it.

NO ONE'S POV

It was a miracle that Mr & Mrs White had decided to spend the whole day shopping, and that Nate was away. All Patricia had to do was catch Delilah before everyone came home. It seemed like a pretty easy plan. She was a human, with opposable thumbs, and Delilah was just a stupid cat. And, there are only so many places a cat can hide in a huge ass mansion... right? With her metal pot on her head, her oven mits on her hands, and spatula in hand, Patricia tiptoed slowly down the stairs into the basement.

"Delilah? Are you down here? I need to find you before my mommy and daddy come home or they're going to kill me!" She stage-whispered. "Come on, kitty. I know you don't like me, and I sure as hell don't like you, but we're both scared of mommy and daddy, and they will shave BOTH of us if you don't come out." There was rustling from under an old Halloween costume, and then Delilah emerged.

"Good kitty."

--

"How many pairs of underwear do I need?" Caitlyn asked. Nate shrugged. "I honestly don't know. Isn't it different for guys and girls?" He asked.

"What do you mean like that?" Caitlyn asked slowly. "Don't girls change their underwear a zillion times a day? I don't really remember the last time that I changed mine." Nate admitted. Caitlyn scrunched up her face in disgust and chucked her stuffed bear at him.

"You're disgusting!" She shrieked, making Nate laugh.

"You love me for it!" He teased. Caitlyn fished through her suitcase and chucked the first thing she could grab at him... Her lack lace bra. Nate grinned and shoved it in his pocket. "Thanks... I'll keep that."

--

'Twas the night before the eve of the tour
And all through the bunk
Not a creature was conscious
Not even the skunks
The bags were packed and positioned with care
Knowing that in two days times the bus would be there
Other campers were snuggled up all warm in their beds
Girls dreaming about naked Shane Gray in their heads
There was one girl, however, whose dreams were not of that
But instead of a chartreuse platypus in a top hat
Her name was Sadie and she was the envy of some
She was sleeping in the arms of another Gray, can you say YUM?

If her parents knew where she was sleeping, they'd have Jason castrated, and if her sister knew where she was sleeping, her eyeballs would be plucked from her eyes and made into a fashionable necklace.

Yeah, not so pleasant.

Suddenly, in the middle of Sadie's platypus dream, two lines appeared side by side.

They were parallel. Sadie had an irrational fear of parallel lines. She could argue that it was rational, but just the thought of them made her squeam, just as she was while dreaming. Her squirming had woken Jason up from a pleasant dream about ions, Teddy Geiger and chairs (oh my!)

"Mmm... wazzit?" He mumbled, but Sadie would not stop squirming.

"Parallel... no! No! NO! Meet at some point, goddammit!" She yelled in her sleep. Jason stared at her for a second, and then shrugged. He would ask her in the morning...

That is... if he remembered.

--


BLIP

"How many pairs of underwear do I need?" Caitlyn asked. "None... cause on the Gray bus, every day is commando day! HOLLA!" Nate yelled.
BLIP"Mmm... Shane." I heard her moan in her sleep. "I want you." She said that part so quickly that I almost didn't catch it. Suddenly, he got an idea. He untangled himself from Mitchie and went over to his counter and started writing. He didn't hear Mitchie wake up, nor walk over to him.

BLIP

"Watcha writing?" She asked sleepily. Shane turned around and passed her the paper he was writing on.

"I think it's going to be a hit." He said. Mitchie scanned it over and raised her eyebrow.

"I want you
I want you so bad
I want you
I want you so bad
It's driving me mad
It's driving me mad." She sang. Shane smiled. "Yeah, that's it... wait... how did you know the tune?" He asked. Mitchie rolled her eyes.

"The Beatles thought of it before you did."
BLIP"Delilah? Are you down here? I need to find you before my mommy and daddy come home or they're going to kill me!" She stage-whispered. "Come on, kitty. I know you don't like me, and I sure as hell don't like you, but we're both scared of mommy and daddy, and they will shave BOTH of us if you don't come out." Suddenly, the front door burst open and in came...

BLIP

"Hannah Montana?" Trisha asked. Hannah took off her sunglasses and glared at her.

"Aw sweet niblets... DADDY! THERE'S SOMEONE ON OUR SET AGAIN!" She yelled. Suddenly, the producer came and tapped her on the shoulder.

"Uhm, miss Montana? Your set is on the OTHER lot." He said nervously.

And then he got punched in the head.
BLIP
--

So, my loves, you know how much I love you
But I also love reviews.
If enough people review, I will make a special youtube video for you all. It will be about whatever you guys tell me to make it about. It will be awesomely epic.

BUT I NEED REVIEWS FOR IT!

Love you!
xoxo
Gossip Girl