NO SEASON THREE, SEASON FOUR, SEASON FIVE, SEASON SIX, SEASON SEVEN, SEASON EIGHT, SEASON NINE OR SEASON TEN SUGGESTIONS PLEASE

BUT SEASON ELEVEN IS FINE

Why Obi-Wan wasn't helping out at Genosis after he got injured, this was requested by TakeDownRexsoka and Flygirl 34

(Weapons Factory)

Disclaimer Don't own yadda yadda

Obi-Wan silently snuck out of his hospital room, to get away from the evil doctors of evilness. He climbed out of his windowsill and hit a ceramic pot. Then his foot knocked a stone statue down of the side of the wall. He grabbed for what he thought was a handhold but was actually someone's arm sticking out of a window. He accidently pulled the person out of the window and they screamed as they fell through the streets of Coruscant. Obi-Wan continued to make his way 'silently' across the wall of the hospital. In the process setting off several alarms, waking many sleeping people, pulling dozens of nurses out of windows to fall from great heights and destroying large section of the building.

Obi-Wan looked up and realised he had left his speeder in his room.

"Oh great," Obi-Wan muttered to himself, "Now I have to go back there and get it! If only I had a tune to sing along to, wait a minute!"

On the way to my speeder I sent flying!

Twelve nurses screaming,

Eleven concerned mothers,

Ten newborn babies,

Nine doctors performing,

Eight brain surgery patients,

Seven children whinging,

Six guys on crutches

FIVE IN-TERNS!

Four lawyers suing,

Three nose jobs,

Two fat guys,

AND A WHOLE LOT OF MEDICAL FEES!

"Bout time I got to my speeder!" Obi-Wan grinned, he looked at the destruction he caused, "Wow, what idiot did that?" He proceeded to speed off into the night.

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(Obi-Wan's destination because you really don't want to know how much destruction and Christmas carol parodies that happened, NO you really don't want to know no matter how much you say so)

Obi-Wan crept up to a window of a gym and the proceeded to watch Ventress run on a treadmill. He did this for two hours before he realised that he needed to get back to the hospital.

When Obi-Wan returned to the hospital, at this point, Tatooine was in a better state that Coruscant

So sorry about the very late Christmas edition!

If anyone wants me to think of a reason for a character's lack of participation or absence in a episode, please tell me in a review,

NO SEASON THREE, SEASON FOUR, SEASON FIVE, SEASON SIX, SEASON SEVEN, SEASON EIGHT, SEASON NINE OR SEASON TEN SUGGESTIONS PLEASE