Title: The Worst/Best Christmas, Ever
Pairing: Rose/Scorpius/LilyLuna
Word Count: 815
Rating: R
Summary: Sometimes Santa comes through with an amazing Christmas gift.
Scorpius could not believe his good fortune. What had started off as the worst Christmas in his life had in the blink of an eye turned into the best. The day began with an owl from his parents stating that he was on his own for the holiday because they had decided to extend their vacation in the Bahamas for another week. He'd then allowed his roommate, Al Potter, to drag him to the Weasley family Christmas celebration where he'd had to explain over and over how he'd gotten cut from the Chudley Cannons at the end of last season. Finally, during the holiday meal he'd had to listen to Dominique Weasley discuss how her co-worker and his former girlfriend, Charlotte Goyle, had just gotten engaged to some wanker who worked in Gringott's loss prevention office. He'd decided long before Christmas pudding had been served that staying at home alone would have been preferable to relaying the details of his pathetic existence to this family of gifted, talented, and extraordinary lucky wizards and witches.
Things didn't start to turn around until he tried to make an escape out the kitchen door and found his way blocked by Rose Weasley and Lily Potter. "Where are you going, Malfoy?" Rose asked in that faintly belligerent and condescending tone she'd use back at Hogwarts.
"None of your business, Weasley."
"We are just worried about you," Lily stated, as she moved close to him and placed a hand on the sleeve of his robe. Lily was the sweetest of Al's female relatives; she always sided with the underdog and looked out for the downtrodden. That she was singling him out reinforced just how pathetic he'd become.
"There is nothing for you to be worried about, nothing you can do for me."
"Merlin, you're an idiot."
"Rose, please," Lily chided her cousin softly, before turning her gaze back to Scorpius. "Do you know why neither of us ever dated you back at Hogwarts?"
He shrugged, trying to look nonchalant. "Because I never asked you?"
Rose snorted. "Like that would have stopped us."
Scorpius wanted to say something cutting, but he didn't have the energy to lie. He had been attracted to both Lily and Rose at various times throughout his school years. He'd never approached either of them, however, because he didn't fancy getting shot down. He'd known by watching their interactions with other wizards that they weren't shy about going after the men they wanted. It didn't take a genius to figure out if they weren't pursuing him it was because they didn't want him. Sighing, he decided to play along in the hope they'd let him leave quicker. "So why didn't any of us date back at Hogwarts?"
"Because we couldn't decide," Lily stated with a shy smile.
"Decide what?"
"Which one of us should get you. We both liked you and neither of us wanted to give up on the possibility of ending up with you one day. At the same time, we are cousins and you can't be purposely cruel to your family, so we decided that neither of us could date you."
Scorpius blinked. "Why are you telling me this now? You think that I'm so wretched that knowing you both once liked me will make me feel better?" It actually did a little bit, not that he was anxious to admit it.
"We are telling you now," Rose explained, "because we've decided to share."
"Share? Me? You want to share me?"
Lily nodded and smiled. "Right now, if you are up for it."
Rose laughed at Lily's turn of phrase. "I live by myself and have a queen-size bed; it should accommodate all of us if you are willing."
Scorpius opened his mouth, and then closed it when no sound came out. His gaze flicked rapidly between Rose and Lily, Lily and Rose. He wondered briefly if they were having a go at him, but decided that he wasn't going to risk missing this opportunity on the off-chance it was a joke. He gave a jerky nod and before he could take a deep breath, Rose had grabbed his and Lily's arms and Disapparated from the Burrow.
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Scorpius pinched himself. When he felt the pain and saw the red mark on his arm, he knew it was all real. A naked Lily Potter was really lying on his left side, her breasts pressed against his arm, while an equally naked Rose lay on his right, his semen still staining her thighs. If it wouldn't have disturbed his two companions, Scorpius would have leaped up from bed and written a thank-you note to Santa for bringing him the best Christmas present, ever. Instead, he burrowed deeper into the pillows and decided to go back to sleep so that'd he would be well rested for whatever other holiday festivities awaited him.
The End
