Locke: * petting the smoke monster* Who's a good monster? You're a good monster! Yes you are. Yes you-
Sam: * clears his throat*
Locke: * stops*
Sam: Where's Paw?
SM: * screeches*
Sam: O.o that's just scary.
Locke: That's why I love him. * pets smoke monster lovingly*
SM: * purrs*
Paw: Wha?
Sam: Don't ask.
Paw: Okay, well, let's do this stuff.
Dean: Yeah.
Paw: Okay, the first one is from Mary Izzy Dakota, who says ' Hehehe. I already sold my soul. What are you two talking about? I sold it to, a dude named, what was his name, ermm... I forgot.'
Crowley: His name was Crowley. * smirks*
Locke: I don't think so.
Crowley: You want to fight me boy?
Locke: ...* shakes his head*
Paw: ' Anyway, that was really REALLY fun Dean. Thank you, I enjoyed it. -has the same stupid grin on as when the review started-'
Dean: Glad you liked it.
Paw: ' Ok, Stefan, if you go on team Castiel, I'll kick Damon's ass. -smiles and does it anyway, kicks his ass- Oh well. I did it anyway! xD Nice ass, by the way Damon. -giggles-'
Stefan: I'm staying put on Team Crowley.
Damon: My ass hurts...
Paw: ' Oh, Sammy boy... C'mere! -hugs him- Hehehe. I gotcha Ruby's Knife, kill that sonovabitch for me, please... -points to Crowley- And Locke while your at it, if you please.'
Sam: * Turns to Crowley*
Paw: * looks at him lazily* Sam, you touch Crowley, I will run over your laptop with my mother's car.
Sam: ...Okay, fine, can I kill Locke?
Locke: Smoke Monster?
SM: * screeches*
Sam: * covers his ears* Okay!Okay!
Paw: ' Stefan! -hugs him- Hehehe. Fun! -walks up to Damon and hits him with a fly swatter- Ha! -takes the flame thrower and walks to Boone- Here ya go Boone.'
Damon: Hey...
Boone: Thanks.
Paw: '-throws another pineapple at Kate and one at Damon when he ttys to get it back- HA!'
Damon: * dodges*
Kate: * gets hit with two pineapples*
Paw: You guys ever thought of throwing coconuts? They are much harder and I like coconuts...
Damon: Shut your mouth.
Paw: But-
Damon: Shut it.
Paw: ' Cas, I'm sorry. -eyes get all watery and bottom lip quivers- I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. -wipes eyes- I'm very sorry. Now I need a hug. -sniffles-'
Castiel: …
Paw: He's been like that ever since we watched Zombieland.
Sam: You showed him Zombieland?
Paw: * shrugs* It's one of my favorites.
Sam: * looks at Cas* Poor Cas...
Paw: He's just a big baby...again with the dots? Oh, and the random Z at the end too. But Izzy says ' xD Mkay. Can't wait for another comedy filled chapter Paw! :D'
Paw: * smiles* Okay, the next is from Vampirewithasecret who says ' Ok! FIRST I missed the bus then i had to walk to school then! wait for this the princable YELLED at me for being late then! I had no idea what bus to go on the way home so I had to walk back and some creepy dude hit on me *shudders* *hugs Stefan* This will make me happy again.'
Damon: Did she just bitch?
Paw: The readers can do that. And I sympathize with her, I got lost on the ETS system today. -_- not a fun experience.
Damon: ...I once got lost in the boarding house once.
Paw: ...uh okay! The last review is from Wildcat97 who says ' Still Team Castiel, baby! *grins* Although... *looks over at Crowley* w-well... *shakes head, mutters* No, no I've got to stay loyal. It's just... *looks at Crowley again* NO! NO! THE DEMON HAS CORRUPTED ME! !'
Crowley: * raises his hands* I didn't touch her, I swear.
Paw: I know, it's just your epicness.
Castiel: * clears throat*
Paw: ...I can admire from afar. Shut up.
Castiel: No.
Paw: Fine. ' *looks around* Is he back? *gets down on knees* Cas...if you can hear me...I love you, man, and I'll never stop...Please forgive me...'
Castiel: You are forgiven, he is a demon after all.
Paw: Oh my gosh! A full sentence! That's the first one since last night!
Castiel: * smacks* Behave.
Paw: Ouch. I think I just got bitch slapped by an angel...
Dean: * laughs*
Paw: * cowers* um, ' *gets up* Okay, so, giving Dean beer and giving Damon liquor? Maybe that was a bad idea...should I have done it backwards in the first place to see if it would've ended up this way? Nah. I've got a better idea. *grabs Damon's beer and Dean's liquor, throws them on the ground and smashes them* I'm sorry. I just couldn't bear to watch.'
Dean and Damon: My beer! No!
Paw: It was for the greater good.
Dean:No!
Paw: * sighs* ' Locke. I hate you. Seriously. Go die in a hole.'
Locke: Go die in a box.
Paw: O.o
Locke: I'm creative.
Paw: I can see that. ' Rocky, I feel so happy for you! *tears up, sniffs* Who's your baby daddy?'
Stefan: It was another rock apparently.
Paw: ' Okay. So, uh...Sam, I've rebuilt the bomb shelter. If you want protection, go within...and take the Colt! It's loaded, dude, and even though it won't work on Crowley, I'm sure that it could kill a soul even as evil as Locke's. Just shoot him in a hole for me! :D'
Locke: Don't make me sick the smoke monster on you.
Sam: * runs to bomb shelter*
Paw: ' I HAVE SUPERNATURAL SEASON 5! EEP! IT'S SO COOL! The outtakes, did you SEE the outtakes? OMG, OMG, OMG...Sam and Dean...Dean and Sam...Crowley a...NO! !'
Paw: Lucky! I haven't gotten around to getting it yet. But I saw the outtakes on YouTube though, my favorite is most of Dean's on there. And the parade thing. * giggles*
Castiel: She's conflicted.
Paw: Maybe you should convince her.
Castiel: …
Paw: Again with the dots.
Castiel: Dot. Dot. Dot.
Paw: * sighs* '*then shrugs* I might think on it. Update soon! =D'
Paw: May I suggest you watch the episode ' The Devil You know.' Then ' Free to be you and me.' Or something like that...It'll make your decision that much harder.
Crowley: That's supposed to help?
Paw: Helped me.
Crowley: Really?
Paw: Hello? Upside down FBI badge...then the devils trap bag...I'm still conflicted...Anyways! That's it for tonight!
Stefan: Paw-
Damon: -Prints25 and her gang are signing off for now. We would-
Dean: - like to thank Mary Izzy Dakota-
Sam:- Vampirewithasecret and-
Castiel: Wildcat97 for reviewing.
Paw: Lo-
Dean:- ve.
Paw: Tranqili-
Dean: -ty.
Paw: Serious-
Dean: -ly?
Paw: …
Dean: …
Paw: He's-
Dean: - rocking my world.
Paw: Shut up!
