Everyone, today is a happy day in Confessions history. 250 reviews, everyone! I mean, really, 250! I know I don't say this enough, but you guys rule. You're fantastic. Really.
Speaking of how fantastic you are, if you made a suggestion I haven't written yet, I probably forgot, lost in the 250 awesome reviews. If there's something you're aching for me to do, don't feel shy about reminding me, and then nagging me every time I don't cash in on your requests.
Toph: How'd you get 250 reviews? Do you even know that many people?
Sokka: He's probably just paying off the same homeless dude to review anonymous over and over again.
Samtana: Don't make fun of my reviewers!
Toph: Oh yeah? Or what?
Samtana: That does it! Reviewers! Get in here!
250 Reviewers: What's up, Samtana? OH MY HOLY ZUKO FLAVORED ICE CREAM! TOPH AND SOKKA! WE LOVES YOU!
Sokka: Girls! Please! One at a time!
Toph: You were saying, Samtana? Something about not owning Avatar?
Samtana: ...Zuko flavored ice cream...?
I don't own Avatar.
Déjà vu, anyone?
I don't own Avatar.
Wan Shi Tong's Confession
"I don't know what I did wrong," moaned the ancient spirit owl who thought he knew everything. "I opened a library so that the world could be filled with knowledge. I was trying to bring a great good into the world. But the only result was anguish as the humans stole the information for selfish reasons. Oh, I admit I was a fool to bring this library into this realm, but why do I feel so empty with it gone? What brings me to love this faulty human world? And why can't my efforts to improve it ever bear fruit?"
"Ribbit," said the badgerfrog.
The great owl sighed. "I know, I know, you're right." Wan Shi Tong patted the badgerfrog on the head with an affectionate wing. "You're a wise little creature, you know."
"Yes, I do know," said the badgerfrog. "In fact, you might do well to be more like me."
"Ribbit," said Wan Shi Tong.
"That's the spirit."
No pun intended with that last line. Really. This story asks the question: How much badgerfrog can you handle? He's quickly become one of my favorite characters to write about.
Zuko: Everyone's stealing my idea…
Badgerfrog: Hey! Don't flatter yourself, young man! I am the world famous Dr. Frog! People have been taking their problems to me a decade before you!
Zuko: Really? How old are you?
Badgerfrog: 2 years.
Zuko's Brain: Decade = 10 years. Badgerfrog = 2 years. So 2 years = 10 years?
Zuko: Wait, what?
Badgerfrog: Did I stutter?
Zuko: How did you get a doctorate in less than 2 years?
Badgerfrog: …It was an internet degree.
-samtana
